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glacier_kittyThis video is misheard lyrics from Wishmaster by Nightwish...sooo funny haha[Error: unknown template video]
The sermon at church today was AWESOME...the guy who did it should be our pastor! (we don't have one) Very inspiring
Did you know this movie is based on a true story? It totally, totally is! Well, except for Jack and Rose. And Rose's mother. And Rose's evil fiance. And all of the lower-class people they meet. And the fictionalized versions of real people they interact with. But the china is exactly replicated
Lovett: Everything all right?
Old rose: Oh, yes. As long as I've got my dog and my fish and my pictures and my wheelchair and my Ensure and my knitting and my stories on the picture tube and my potter's wheel, I'm fine
The Keldysh: *groans*
Lovett [to crewmate]: Go find something heavy to chuck overboard if you can, okay?
Ruth: So this is the unsinkable ship
Cal: Indeed! God Himself could not sink it!
God: Awwww, man! Now I have to smite you
Rose: Apparently my room on the most luxurious ship ever built wasn't decorated sufficiently, so I brought a metric sh*tload of paintings by artists who will someday be famousI
ceberg: Hi
Lookout 2: OH SH*T!
Lookout 1: BUGGER ME!
Lookout 2: I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID--
[LOOKOUT 1 calls the bridge, setting off a chain of reactions:]
Lookout 1: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
Sixth officer Moody: OH SH*T!
First officer Murdoch: GODD*MMIT!
Chief officer Bell: JESUS JOSEPH AND MARY!
Second engineer Hesketh: BLOODY HELL!
Lead stoker Barrett: SWEET FANCY MOSES!
First officer Murdoch: Turn!
The ship: *does not turn*
First officer Murdoch: Turn!
The ship: *does not turn*
First officer Murdoch: TURN, D*MN YOU!
The ship: *does not turn*
First officer Murdoch: Everyone lean to the left REAL HARD!
Everyone: *leaaaaaaaans*
Andrews: I feel a great disturbance in the ship, as if millions of rivets suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
ROSE must now chop the handcuffs in half, even though she's shaking with cold and her lumberjack licence has expired
Jack: Hey, I'm just an artist, I don't need my hands anyway. GO!
[ROSE CLOSES HER EYES and nails the chain in one blow anyway]
Today's Latin: ne feceritis ut rideam (don't make me laugh)
"Oh let it be so, let our fleet return in honour over Lord Poseidon's Sea, safe from wind and storm, let me stand before my King and pledge him sword and life for his glory"--"Blaze of Victory (The Watchman's Song)," Virgin Steele
The sermon at church today was AWESOME...the guy who did it should be our pastor! (we don't have one) Very inspiring
Did you know this movie is based on a true story? It totally, totally is! Well, except for Jack and Rose. And Rose's mother. And Rose's evil fiance. And all of the lower-class people they meet. And the fictionalized versions of real people they interact with. But the china is exactly replicated
Lovett: Everything all right?
Old rose: Oh, yes. As long as I've got my dog and my fish and my pictures and my wheelchair and my Ensure and my knitting and my stories on the picture tube and my potter's wheel, I'm fine
The Keldysh: *groans*
Lovett [to crewmate]: Go find something heavy to chuck overboard if you can, okay?
Ruth: So this is the unsinkable ship
Cal: Indeed! God Himself could not sink it!
God: Awwww, man! Now I have to smite you
Rose: Apparently my room on the most luxurious ship ever built wasn't decorated sufficiently, so I brought a metric sh*tload of paintings by artists who will someday be famousI
ceberg: Hi
Lookout 2: OH SH*T!
Lookout 1: BUGGER ME!
Lookout 2: I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID--
[LOOKOUT 1 calls the bridge, setting off a chain of reactions:]
Lookout 1: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
Sixth officer Moody: OH SH*T!
First officer Murdoch: GODD*MMIT!
Chief officer Bell: JESUS JOSEPH AND MARY!
Second engineer Hesketh: BLOODY HELL!
Lead stoker Barrett: SWEET FANCY MOSES!
First officer Murdoch: Turn!
The ship: *does not turn*
First officer Murdoch: Turn!
The ship: *does not turn*
First officer Murdoch: TURN, D*MN YOU!
The ship: *does not turn*
First officer Murdoch: Everyone lean to the left REAL HARD!
Everyone: *leaaaaaaaans*
Andrews: I feel a great disturbance in the ship, as if millions of rivets suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
ROSE must now chop the handcuffs in half, even though she's shaking with cold and her lumberjack licence has expired
Jack: Hey, I'm just an artist, I don't need my hands anyway. GO!
[ROSE CLOSES HER EYES and nails the chain in one blow anyway]
Today's Latin: ne feceritis ut rideam (don't make me laugh)
"Oh let it be so, let our fleet return in honour over Lord Poseidon's Sea, safe from wind and storm, let me stand before my King and pledge him sword and life for his glory"--"Blaze of Victory (The Watchman's Song)," Virgin Steele
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