Dear Santa..

[glacier_kitty]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I gave krazykari123 a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I gave sparcle_goddess a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1232 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, goodnesglaciers

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Haha why does it take off ten points for giving a Dutch oven?




1. Your Facebook profile photo
2. A photo of yourself a year ago
3. A photo that makes you happy
4. A photo of the last place you went on holiday
5. A photo that makes you laugh
6. A photo of someone you love
7. A photo of your favorite band/musician
8. A photo of your family
9. A photo of you as a baby
10. A photo of your favorite film(s)
11. A photo of you
12. A photo of your best friend(s)
13. A photo of one of your favorite family members
14. A photo of you and someone you love
15. A photo of you at the last party you went to
16. A drunk photo of you
17. A photo of one of your classes
18. A photo of you on a school trip
19. A photo of something you enjoy doing
20. A photo of you standing up
21. A photo of your town
22. A photo of your friend as a baby
23. A photo of you that your hair looks nice in
24. A photo of a night you loved
25. A photo of your favorite weekend
26. A photo of last summer
27. A photo of what you ate today
28. A photo of someone you find attractive
29. A photo of you when you were happy
30. A photo of you and your mom


Would you rather bang your funny bone five times in a row or listen for 20 minutes to somebody scraping their nails down a chalkboard? Bang my funny bone five times

Today's trivia: Alabama's state quarter spells Hellen Keller's name in Braille

Comments

[mbif.livejournal.com]

A "dutch oven" is more than just an awesome cast-iron pot. It's a slang term for farting in bed and holding someone's head under the blankets. >_>

[glacier-kitty.livejournal.com]

...I have never heard that term before O_O

[mbif.livejournal.com]

I always heard the term "hot pocket" used for the same act, but the two are the same.

UrbanDictionary says:

dutch oven 2276 up, 305 down
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

[38.livejournal.com]

Haha,that meme is so funny!
I got that I had been nasty & deserved a good spanking :(
Oh,and apparently I had ruled some town in Minnesota as a dictator,lol.
You and your mom really look alike!

[foxydanish.livejournal.com]

...I never heard that other meaning for a "Dutch oven" either! Ewwwwww haha.
One of my co-workers really wants a Dutch oven for Christmas, actually...the one that you actually use to cook with haha. ;)