Now I *really* hate Ivan
Sep. 19th, 2004 10:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
glacier_kittyOK, when we visited Pensacola last year, we visited someone's house (which was *really* nice) and now it might not be there anymore. *groan* Stupid hurricane!
And I heard today is talk like a pirate day...LOL.
"Why is the rum gone?"
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!"
"But *why* is the rum gone?"
Here's an awesome survey i did yesterday.
ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE--(FIVE, SIR!)--THESE QUESTIONS FIVE:
What...is your name?: King Arthur
What...is your quest?: To seek the Holy Grail
What...is your favourite colour?: Blue, no…AHHH!! *gets cast over the Gorge of Eternal Peril*
What...is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?: What do you mean? African or European?
Apart from witches, what do you burn?: Wood
ANSWER ME THESE MORE THAN THREE OR FIVE QUESTIONS:
Where do waffles come from?: Plants
Has your toaster ever spontaneously combusted?: No
Name three uses for an empty bottle of Snapple: Storing stuff, message in a bottle, recycling
What business does a man, an elf, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!: “Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine”
Watermelon, canteloupe, or honeydew: Watermelon
Can you lick your elbow?: No
Can I lick your elbow?: No
Can Bob lick your elbow?: No
What is the most annoying name for a dog?: Spot
Did Jimmy Eat Your World?: No
Can you Find Nemo?: Yeah
If Elijah Wood, wood you?: LOL
If Oliver Wood, wood you?: No
If neither Elijah OR Oliver Wood, do you think Evan Rachel Wood?: No
Do you poke badgers with spoons?: No
Are you a beaver or an otter?: Beaver
How many whole hours and how many long days did it take for all your lies to come undone?: Huh?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?: He was too busy listening to HammerFall
Have you hugged YOUR llama today?: No
WORD ASSOCIATION:
Toastmaster: Swordmaster
Marble: Rome
Florida: Hurricane Ivan
Speaker: System
Equine: Fancy
Wood: Elijah
Purple: Pink
Rabbit: The killer rabbit
Badger: *poke*
Poke: *twirls sword*
Snapple: Drink
Pick: Guitar
Ring: Mt Doom
Swing: Set
Tyson Ritter: Who?
Reject: Band
Yell: Talk
Seventeen: 18
Tease: Stop
Blender: Milkshake
Mary: Jesus
Gnome: LOTR
PART TWO:
What would the story of your life be called?: “Heather’s Life”
Are you pro-spork?: Sure
Do you prefer SPAM or cheese as your weapon of choice?: Cheese
HAYLEY--what business does a man, an elf, and a dwarf have in the freakin' Riddermark!?: SPEAK QUICKLY!
NEWSFLASH: I took the spoon. So who did the dish run away with?: The knife
Can you bend it like Beckham?: No
Did that question provoke thoughts other than soccer/football?: No
Would you consider Jell-O to be a food group of it's own?: No
Yes, the rum is gone.: But why is the rum gone?
They're making a 20" talking Legolas doll to be onsale in August.: *posts that on the Orlando Bloom board om IMDb
Do you ensure that your flip-flops (or thongs...) have the appropriate "flipping" and "flopping" effects?: No
Is pudding the meaning of life? [Discuss among yourselves]: No
Moo. Explain your answer. : Meow
Would you agree that the Travelocity Gnome is one of the leading figures of our time?: No
When you were a child, did you think that your Furby was involved in a government conspiracy and trying to kill you?: No
Name a recent fad or trend that you think is particularly stupid: All
Do you think that the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?: No
What is one word that you still often mispeel: Defenately
Starbucks or DunkinDonuts: DunkinDonuts
Do you know who Princess Sophia is? : No
Does classical music bore you or do you find it calming and pretty and a nice change from most of today's music: Depends
Do you get annoyed at the imitation rock bands: Yeah
"It will test your courage...and your will to live!"--"The March of the Swordmaster," Rhapsody
And I heard today is talk like a pirate day...LOL.
"Why is the rum gone?"
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!"
"But *why* is the rum gone?"
Here's an awesome survey i did yesterday.
ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE--(FIVE, SIR!)--THESE QUESTIONS FIVE:
What...is your name?: King Arthur
What...is your quest?: To seek the Holy Grail
What...is your favourite colour?: Blue, no…AHHH!! *gets cast over the Gorge of Eternal Peril*
What...is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?: What do you mean? African or European?
Apart from witches, what do you burn?: Wood
ANSWER ME THESE MORE THAN THREE OR FIVE QUESTIONS:
Where do waffles come from?: Plants
Has your toaster ever spontaneously combusted?: No
Name three uses for an empty bottle of Snapple: Storing stuff, message in a bottle, recycling
What business does a man, an elf, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!: “Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine”
Watermelon, canteloupe, or honeydew: Watermelon
Can you lick your elbow?: No
Can I lick your elbow?: No
Can Bob lick your elbow?: No
What is the most annoying name for a dog?: Spot
Did Jimmy Eat Your World?: No
Can you Find Nemo?: Yeah
If Elijah Wood, wood you?: LOL
If Oliver Wood, wood you?: No
If neither Elijah OR Oliver Wood, do you think Evan Rachel Wood?: No
Do you poke badgers with spoons?: No
Are you a beaver or an otter?: Beaver
How many whole hours and how many long days did it take for all your lies to come undone?: Huh?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?: He was too busy listening to HammerFall
Have you hugged YOUR llama today?: No
WORD ASSOCIATION:
Toastmaster: Swordmaster
Marble: Rome
Florida: Hurricane Ivan
Speaker: System
Equine: Fancy
Wood: Elijah
Purple: Pink
Rabbit: The killer rabbit
Badger: *poke*
Poke: *twirls sword*
Snapple: Drink
Pick: Guitar
Ring: Mt Doom
Swing: Set
Tyson Ritter: Who?
Reject: Band
Yell: Talk
Seventeen: 18
Tease: Stop
Blender: Milkshake
Mary: Jesus
Gnome: LOTR
PART TWO:
What would the story of your life be called?: “Heather’s Life”
Are you pro-spork?: Sure
Do you prefer SPAM or cheese as your weapon of choice?: Cheese
HAYLEY--what business does a man, an elf, and a dwarf have in the freakin' Riddermark!?: SPEAK QUICKLY!
NEWSFLASH: I took the spoon. So who did the dish run away with?: The knife
Can you bend it like Beckham?: No
Did that question provoke thoughts other than soccer/football?: No
Would you consider Jell-O to be a food group of it's own?: No
Yes, the rum is gone.: But why is the rum gone?
They're making a 20" talking Legolas doll to be onsale in August.: *posts that on the Orlando Bloom board om IMDb
Do you ensure that your flip-flops (or thongs...) have the appropriate "flipping" and "flopping" effects?: No
Is pudding the meaning of life? [Discuss among yourselves]: No
Moo. Explain your answer. : Meow
Would you agree that the Travelocity Gnome is one of the leading figures of our time?: No
When you were a child, did you think that your Furby was involved in a government conspiracy and trying to kill you?: No
Name a recent fad or trend that you think is particularly stupid: All
Do you think that the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?: No
What is one word that you still often mispeel: Defenately
Starbucks or DunkinDonuts: DunkinDonuts
Do you know who Princess Sophia is? : No
Does classical music bore you or do you find it calming and pretty and a nice change from most of today's music: Depends
Do you get annoyed at the imitation rock bands: Yeah
"It will test your courage...and your will to live!"--"The March of the Swordmaster," Rhapsody
