Misspellings gone horribly wrong..

[glacier_kitty]

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part

Today's Latin: perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum (the check is in the mail)

Comments

[foxydanish.livejournal.com]

OMG that is just WRONG! Hahaha, too funny, though!

I am so sorry that I missed you tonight. :( I feel like such a disappointment lately. :/ Curse our opposite schedules! Hehe. I hope you can forgive me for not showing up tonight, I really did want to talk to you, too. Boooo!

What day are you going to San Antonio? Is it an overnight thing or just for the day? Just curious questions of mine. :)

[glacier-kitty.livejournal.com]

lol why are you making a big deal of it?? I mean at least you told me..

Tomorrow and coming back Sunday