Misspellings gone horribly wrong..
Mar. 28th, 2007 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
glacier_kittyThese are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part
Today's Latin: perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum (the check is in the mail)
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part
Today's Latin: perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum (the check is in the mail)
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 10:18 pm (UTC)