Narnia parody

[glacier_kitty]

I finished another parody yesterday. This one is on Narnia. I think I like Highlander better haha. I think I'll do Twister next cause I bet I could think of some FUNNY things about chasing tornadoes haha

I got a 100 on my BCIS exam! Told ya it was easy ;) Ooo and I got a 96 on my tech theater exam. Ecomonics...68. Man so close. Still waiting on Latin..


Poor, bombed London
Edmund: I WANNA WATCH THE BOMBS!
Mrs. Pevensie, his mom: OMG GET AWAY FROM THERE DO YOU WANNA GET YOURSELF KILLED?
Peter: TO THE BOMB SHELTER!
Susan: Get outta bed, Lucy, we're getting bombed!
Lucy: Again?! I haven't had a decent night's sleep in five days!
Edmund: Wait I can't live without the picture of my dad!
Peter: Edmund, get back here! *runs after him*
Mom: OMG YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELVES KILLED! *sobs*
Edmund gets the pic and Peter throws him in the shelter
Peter: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SELFISH IDIOT?
Edmund: Loving dad is selfish?
Peter: Do as you're told from now on!
Edmund: Make me

Sad scene of departing
Announcer: PEOPLES, HAVE YOUR IDENTIFICATION PAPERS PLEASE! We wanna make sure you feel like you're getting sold!
Mom: BE SURE TO KEEP THIS ON, LUCY
Lucy: Not like we can't ANNOUNCE ourselves to them..
Edmund: Man if dad were here we wouldn't have to be going!
Peter: ...yes we would. Our house would still be getting bombed!
Mom: Edmund, you'll listen to your brother right?
Edmund: YEAH RIGHT *cough* I mean yes! Yes I will *glares at Peter*
Mom: Be a big girl Susan!
Susan: Ok mom? I'm FIFTEEN YEARS OLD, not five
Peter: On the train everyone, let's go, let's go
Mom: Byeeee I'll miss yooooou!
Audience: And why isn't mom going with them? Is she still gonna live in the house or something?

A random...place
Lucy: OH NO WE'VE BEEN ABANDONED!
Edmund: WE'VE BEEN INCORRECTLY LABELED!
Suddenly, a woman in a horse-drawn carriage comes up
Susan: That's AWESOME
Peter: MRS. MACREADY!
Mrs. Macready: Oh how I hate kids. Didn't you bring anything else with you??
Peter: Lady, LONDON WAS AND PROBABLY STILL IS GETTING BOMBED! I'm not selfish, unlike SOMEONE I know
Edmund: *cries*

In the epic mansion
Mrs. Macready: The professor doesn't like kids so don't make noise..and DEFINITELY don't disturb him
The bedroom, later that night..
Radio guy: LONDON IS STILL GETTING BOMBED!
Susan: Don't worry, wars don't last forever
Edmund: What's if our house isn't there anymore?
Lucy: Didn't mom go home?
All 4: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Susan: That's it Edmund, you're going to bed
Edmund: MAKE ME
Peter: Don't worry, the place is huge and we'll have tons of fun tomorrow!

Don don don..
It's raining. The kids are bored
Susan: GASTROVACULAR!
Peter: LATIN!
Edmund: It's Latin for "the worst game ever invented"!
Susan: No, that's "pelior ludus umquam reperi"!
Edmund: ...
Lucy: Let's play hide and seek!
Peter: BUT LATIN IS SO MUCH FUN!
Lucy: PLEAAAAAASE??
Peter: Ok ok! *starts counting*
Lucy finds a hiding place but Edmund pushes her out and takes it for himself. Lucy finds a room with a wardrobe
Lucy: Woooow this is the best hiding place EVAH! *goes deeper into the wardrobe*
Pine branches: *scratch her*
Lucy: ...what are pine trees doing in a wardrobe? *falls into...*

NARNIA!
Lucy: OMG! OMG IT'S COLD! What is this place? It definitely wasn't snowing earlier..oooh a light pole! *touches it*
Mr. Tumnus: *appears*
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Tumnus drops all this things*
Lucy: WHAT ARE YOU??
Tumnus: I'm a faun! And you're a beardless dwarf!
Lucy: Actually I'm the tallest in my class! So there!
Tumnus: YOU'RE A DAUGHTER OF EVE?!
Lucy: ...my mom's name is Helen
Tumnus: But you're human!
Lucy: About time...
Tumnus: *looks around nervously* Why are you here?
Lucy: Some wardrobe led me here
Tumnus: Is that in Narnia?
Lucy: What's Narnia?
Tumnus: YOU'RE STANDING IN NARNIA!
Lucy: Whoa this is a big wardrobe
Tumnus: Uhh..hi I'm Tumnus!
Lucy: I'm Lucy! *holds out hand for him to shake*
Tumnus: ...
Lucy: You're supposed to shake it!
Tumnus: Why on earth would anyone do that? GERMS, HULLO!
Lucy: I'm only six...you think I'd know?
Tumnus: Well shiny Luca Lucy, let's have tea!
Lucy: But I gotta go home!
Tumnus: But..you're my new friend! I got tea and cake and sardines!
Lucy: I definitely get too much of that at home
Tumnus: A warm fire?
Lucy: YES

Tumnus' House
Lucy: *looks at a pic of Tumnus' father* You look just like him!
Tumnus: Well he was a faun too you know...
Lucy: My dad's in a war
Tumnus: My dad went to wer too..and then it became winter..I HATE WINTER
Lucy: But there's Christmas! And I can throw snowballs at my brothers!
Tumnus: This winter has lasted A HUNDRED YEARS..no Christmas!
Lucy: But wouldn't December 25th come anyway?
Tumnus: NO SANTA
Lucy: *GASP*
Tumnus: But Narnia in the spring was full of frolicking in flowers and pretty, pretty music and parties till 4 AM! Wanna hear some Narnia music?
Lucy: Oooh yes
Tumnus: Have you ever heard any Narnia lullabies before?
Lucy: Considering I've only been in Narnia fifteen minutes...no
Tumnus: *starts playing and shapes appear in the fire*
Lucy: OMG THE FIRE'S ALIVE! *starts to fall asleep*
Tumnus: OMG BAD FAUN BAD FAUN! *hides*
Lucy: Tumnus? I gotta go home!
Tumnus: TOO LATE BAD FAUN BAD FAUN
Lucy: But you're the nicest faun I've ever met!
Tumnus: I'm the ONLY faun you've ever met
Lucy: What have you done?
Tumnus: I'M KIDNAPPING YOU! The White Witch said to give humans to her! SHE MAKES IT ALWAYS WINTER! I HATE HER! HATE HERRRR!!!
Lucy: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
Tumnus: *cries*
Lucy: *gives him a hankerchief*
Tumnus: Come, I'm gonna take you home! Hurry, some of the trees are on her side!
Lucy: You know that how?
Tumnus: ...
They arrive where the wardrobe is
Tumnus: Here's your hankerchief
Lucy: Keep it! I have a billion more
Tumnus: Hurry, before we get caught!
Lucy makes it into the wardrobe safely

Back at the house
Lucy: OMG GUYS I'M HERE I'M HERE!
Edmund: OMG SHUT UP PETER WILL FIND US!
Peter: Yeah..you really play this game badly..
Lucy: But..but..weren't you wondering where I was?
Edmund: NO DUH. That's the point of hide and seek!
Susan: *emerges from hiding place* I WIN I WIN
Lucy: But I saw woods and snow and a faun!
The other three: ...
Lucy: I'll even show you the wardrobe!
Susan: *tapping on back of wardrobe* Yeah...there's nothing there
Peter: Someone has a huge imagination
Lucy: BUT I WASN'T IMAGINING IT I SWEAR!!
Susan: That's enough, missy!
Edmund: I believe you!
Lucy: Really?
Edmund: Yeah! I found a football field in the bathroom closet once!
Peter: OMG YOU IDIOT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS WORSE!! GROW UP
Edmund: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!! *runs off crying*
Susan: Well that was smart, Peter! *walks off too*
Lucy: *sadly* It was there, I know it was!
Peter: Ok seriously, that's enough. You're getting on my nerves
Lucy: *CRIES*

Lucy and Edmond go to Narnia
Lucy walks to the wardrobe and Edmond sees her. He follows
Edmond: *opens wardrobe door* Oh Luuuuucy, you can't hide for looooong!
Pine branches: *scratch him*
Edmond: OW! LUCY YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! *falls in the snow*
Edmond: OMG COLD! Lucy? Ok Lucy I believe you now!
A sled comes and stops when Edmond is spotted
Edmond: *runs*
Ginarrbrik: WHIP POWER! *trips Edmond and puts a dagger on his neck*
Lady: Ginarrbrik? What is it? I have to do my nails and I don't wanna be late
Edmond: HELP HELP HE'S GONNA KILL ME!
Ginarrbrik: IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO THE QUEEN OF NARNIA?!
Edmond: How was I supposed to know? I've only been here five minutes!
Ginarrbrik: PREPARE TO DIE!
The White Witch: No wait! A son of Adam! Who are you?
Edmond: Edmund, m-majesty
The White Witch: How did you get in my dominionnnn?
Edmond: IT'S LUCY'S FAULT!
TWW: There's more of you?
Edmond: Four of us, unfortunately
TWW: Oh Edmond you look so coooold! Come sit with meeeee
Edmond: CREEPY LADY CREEPY--
TWW: I have warm food and drinks!
Edmond: YES PLEASE
TWW: *makes a drink from her staff thingy*
Edmond: WHOA. Can I have Turkish Delight?!
TWW: *makes Turkish Delight*
Edmond: YAY *stuffs face*
TWW: I'd just LOVE to meet your family!
Edmond: YEAH RIGHT
TWW: Well I can see you becoming king of Narnia!
Edmond: *with his mouth full* Really?
TWW: *cringes in disgust* Oh yeah, but you'd have to bring your family
Edmond: Um, no thanks. I wanna be the ONLY king
TWW: But a king needs servants
Edmond: OMG YOU'RE ON THAT'S THE COOLEST IDEA EVER
TWW: *points to her castle* There's TONS of Turkish Delight!
Edmund: But I want more noooowwww!
TWW: NO! But we will see each other soon
Edmund: YAY
They drive off in their sled
Edmond: I'm gonna be king! I'm gonna be king! My family will take orders from meeee!
Lucy: YAY EDMOND FOUND NARNIA! I found Tumnus and The White Witch doesn't know he helped me!
Edmond: The White Witch?
Lucy: She calls herself the Queen of Narnia but she's NOT! SHE'S A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON!
Edmond: *thinking* OH CRAP!
Lucy: You look awful
Edmond: It's the snow! Yes. The snow. I didn't see the White Witch five minutes ago or anything. Can we go now?
Lucy and Edmond get back to the wardrobe

Back in the house..
Lucy: OMG PETER OMG PETER WAKE UUUUUP! NARNIA REALLY EXISTS!
Peter: *rubs eyes* What?
Lucy: NARNIA'S IN THE WARBROBE!
Susan: Uh Lucy? I think you're going crazy
Lucy: I saw Tumnus again! And Edmond went too! So there!
Peter: Edmond saw the faun too?
Lucy: No he didn't go with me. Wait..what were you doing in Narnia?
Edmund: Playing along, of course! Lucy just doesn't know when to stop pretending!
Lucy: *CRIES!!!!!!* *runs of of the room with Peter and Susan following*
Lucy: *runs into the professor* I dunno who you are but I'm gonna cry on you anyway!
Mrs. Macready: OMG YOU ANNOYING KIDS I WAS TRYING--oh, hi proressor! I SAID YOU WEREN'T TO BE DISTURBED!
Professor: Oh COME ON, can't you see what state she's in?? She needs hot chocolate!
Mrs. Macready takes her and Peter and Susan go into the professor's room
Professor: The balance of my housekeeper is SHATTERED
Peter: Sorry...
Susan: It's Lucy's fault!
Professor: The one who was crying all over me?
Susan: She's upset
Professor: Way to go Captain Obvious!
Peter: We can definitely handle it!
Professor: Yeah right
Susan: She said she found Narnia in a wardrobe *rolls eyes*
Professor: OMG WHAT?
Peter: Lucy thinks there's a world inside the wardobe..
Professor: Ooo what was it like??
Susan: Like talking to a person with skizophrenia
Professor: No, Narnia!
Peter: ...you believe her??
Professor: Well yeah! Why don't you?
Susan: Cause that's impossible!
Professor: MAN schools don't teach good things these days!
Peter: But Edmund said she was pretending too!
Professor: Who can you trust more?
Peter: Lucy, but--
Professor: Then believe her and START ACTING LIKE A FAMILY

DON DON DON
Playing cricket
Peter: Aaaaand I hit the ball! *hits Edmond* SCORE!
Edmund: *whines* Can we play hide and seek agaaaaain?
Peter: Ha ha you're a little kid, you're a little kid!
Susan: And the air is so LOVELY
Peter: GET READY EDMOND *pitches him the ball*
Edmond: *whacks it hard and it goes through a window* Oops, that was an "accident"
Inside the room
Peter: Man you killed the armor!
Susan: OMG MRS. MACREADY IS COMING!!
The other three: AHHHH HIDE!!
Edmund: *leads them to the wardrobe* Inside!
Peter: Ow stop pushing me!
Edmond: You're pushing ME!
Everyone: *falls into the snow*

Everyone in Narnia
Susan: Uh oh
Lucy: HA HA
Peter: Is sorry good enough?
Lucy: No but this is *throws a snowball at him* WHEEE
A snowball fight ensues
Susan: *hits Edmond*
Edmond: Owwww stop iiiiit
Peter: HEY you lied! SAY YOU'RE SORRY RIGHT NOW!
Edmond: Sorry *sulks*
Lucy: Well I guess people don't know when to stop pretending *grins*
Susan: We should go back now..I'm FREEZING
Edmond: *remembering what the witch told him* OMG WE NEED TO LOOK AROUND!
Peter: You decide Lucy!
Lucy: LET'S MEET TUMNUS!
Peter: *gets coats from the wardrobe*
Susan: OMG YOU'RE STEALING THE COATS
Peter: You know we're not really taking them out of the wardrobe *hands coat to Edmond*
Edmond: Ew this is a girl's coat!
Peter: I know
Peter, Lucy, Susan: BWAHAHAHA!!
Edmond: *thinking* Just WAIT till I'm king..

*tear*
Lucy: Yay Tumnus' hou--OH NO!
House: *has been broken into*
Lucy: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT
Peter: *reads sign on the wall* Tumnus was fratranizing with humans and we arrested him. THE WHITE WITCH HAS NO MERCYYYYY
Susan: ..let's go now
Lucy: We're not gonna help him??
Peter: Nope
Lucy: BUT IT'S MY FAULT!!!! I'M THE HUMAN HE WAS WITH!! OH WOE
Peter: Well call the police then
Susan: Uh HULLO, the person who wrote this IS the police
Edmund: He's just a stupid criminal
Peter: We'll have to think of something..
Bird: *makes noises at them*
Susan: ...that bird is talking to us

Meeting a new character!
All: *hear rustling*
Lucy: OMG I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
A beaver appears
Lucy: Awww a beaver!
Peter: Come, beaver beaver beaver! *holds out hand*
Beaver: ...I'm not smelling it if that's what you want. Who knows what's been on it?
Edmond: OMG A TALKING BEAVER?!!!?!
Lucy: Is Tumnus ok? You gotta tell me!!
Mr. Beaver: Can't tell you out here! *glares at trees*
Susan: We DEFINITELY dunno what we're doing!
Edmund: Yeah we can't trust him! *thinking* Can't we just go to the queen's castle already?
Peter: He said he knows Tumnus
Susan: SO?! It could be a trap or something! And he shouldn't even be talking! He's a beaver!
Peter: Unless we turned into beavers and can understand him now
Susan: ...
Mr. Beaver: WILL YOU COME ON ALREADY?! THEY can hear you!
Peter: Who?
Lucy: The trees!
Susan: EVERYTHING'S MESSED UUUUUP!

The majestic beaver house!
Lucy: OMG SO BEAUTIFUL
Mr. Beaver: *blushes* Naaaah
Mrs. Beaver: FINALLY you're home! I swear if I find out if you've been with badger again our marriage is--*sees the kids* OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. But look at my FUR!
Mr. Beaver: You're fur is as shiny as ever!
Mrs. Beaver: Lets's go inside for food and drinks and civizlized conversation!
Peter: Are you sure we can all fit in there...?
Mrs. Beaver: Oh yes, we had to be prepared for you
Edmond: *looks over at the queen's castle longingly*
Mr. Beaver: *AHEM*

In the cozy beaver house
Peter: Is Tumnus doomed or can we help him?
Mr. Beaver: There's TONS of hope...ASLAN IS COMING!!
Edmond: ...that sounds like a breakfast cereal
Mr. Beaver: But surely you know who Aslan is!
Peter: WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN NARNIA VERY LONG
Mrs. Beaver: He's the most epic thing you'll ever see! He's the TRUE king of Narnia and he's waiting for you!
Lucy: He knows we're in Narnia? What's he waiting on us for?
Mr. Beaver: Man you guys really don't know! Everything that's happened in Narnia since you came is cause of you!
Peter: Oh yeah that makes us feel SO much better..
Mrs. Beaver: But we're thanking you!
Mr. Beaver: HEAAAAR THE EPIC PROPHECHYYYYY: WHEN HUMANS SIT IN CAIR PARAVEL THE EVIL WILL DIEEEEEE!
Susan: That..doesn't rhyme
Mr. Beaver: Stop being OCD AND LISTEN TO THE POINT WE'RE MAKING
Mrs. Beaver: It's said two human girls and guys will overthrow the White Witch epically AND MAKE NARNIA SHINY!
Peter: ...we're the ones? BUT MY FAMILY CAN HARDLY GET ALONG!
Mr. Beaver: Aslan has made you a majorly epic army!
Peter: We're not heroes! We're just from Finchley, a place you've never heard of!
Mr. and Mrs. Beaver: ...
Peter: We gotta go. Edmond, let's go! Edmond?
Edmond: *isn't there*
Peter: OH MAN WHEN I LAY MY HANDS ON HIM...
Mr. Beaver: Someone may have already..has he ever been here before??

NOOO BETRAYAL
Edmond: *goes through the castle gates*
Lucy: NOOOOOOOOOO
Mr. Beaver: Shut up! Do YOU want to get captured next?
Peter: *runs toward the castle*
Mr. Beaver: *grabs his clothes and stops him*
Peter: HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Lucy: WE MUST SAVE HIM!
Mr. Beaver: DO YOU PEOPLE GET ANYTHING?! She wants ALL of you! Only Aslan can save him now..

At the ice castle
Edmond: *sees the statues in the courtyard* *draws a moustace and glasses on one*
Maugrim: I'M GONNA EAT YOU STRANGER!
Edmond: I'M A SON OF ADAM!!!!!
Maugrim: Oh then I'll take you to the queen
Edmond: *sits on the throne* This is AWESOME..but cold
White Witch: HEY!
Edmond: AHHHH!!!!
WW: Are your sisters deaf??
Edmond: Well sometimes I think so..
WW: Is your brother UNINTELLIGENT??
Edmond: HAH! I think so, but mom--
WW: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE ALONE?!!! I DIDN'T ASK THAT MUCH OF YOU!!!!
Edmond: Actually you did...they don't listen to meeee
WW: RAAAAAAA!!!!!
Edmond: B-but I d-did b-bring them h-halfway...they're-they're at a beaver house thingy!
WW: Well you're not useless after all
Edmond: Yeah...I want Turkish Delight now
WW: GINNABRICK! GET THIS ANNOYING IDIOT OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Ginnabrick: Come this way, scum
Edmond: On second thought, I don't want it anymore
WW: NOW!
Edmond: *flees*
WW: MAUGRIM! DEAAAAATH TO THE HUMAAAANS!
Maugrim: *howls and other wolves come to hunt the other kids*
Edmond: *realizes what he's done* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

RUUUUN PEOPLE AND BEAVERS RUUUUN
Maugrim: KILL THEEEEEM
Mrs. Beaver: Must get food and supplies! Don't want Beaver cranky!
Mr. Beaver: I AM CRANKY!
Susan: Do we need jam?
Peter: THAT'S THE LEAST OF OUR WORRIES RIGHT NOW! NOW GET IN THIS CONVIENIENT TUNNEL!
Mr. Beaver: I dug this all the way to Aslan's place!
Mrs. Beaver! LIAH! You said it led to your mom's house!
Lucy: AHHHH THE WOLVES ARE IN THE TUNNEL I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
They get out of the tunnel and see stone animals
Mr. Beaver: NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS GUY WAS MY BEST FRIENDDDDD!
Susan: How did this happen?
Fox: The White Witch hates her enemies so she turns them to stone!
Mr. Beaver: OMG TRAITOR GET AWAY FROM ME!
Fox: Gah WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY! I'm good ok??
Mr. Beaver: Well you look bad so there!
Fox: I LOOK LIKE MY BROTHER OK?? Now can we escape the REAL bad guys now?
The kids are in a tree and the wolves come
Fox: MORNING creatures of the queen! Looking for something?
Maugrim: HUMANS I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE THRY ARE!
Fox: Humans in Narnia?!
Maugrim: I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!!!
Fox: ...
Maugrim: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *bites him*
Fox: NORTH! THEY WENT NORTH!
Maugrim: THIS IS WAAAAAR! *all run away barking*

Campfire
Lucy: Are you ok??
Fox: I'm still alive and talking to you aren't I? OW!
Mrs. Beaver: Oh stop it! If I don't clean this you'll get an infection! You're worse than beaver on bath day! And that's saying A LOT
Mr. Beaver: *shudders* WORST DAY OF THE YEAR
Fox: Well I gotta go now
Susan: You're leaving?!
Fox: Aslan asked me to gather more epic troops!
Mr. Beaver: OMG YOU'VE SEEN ASLAN?! WHAT'S HE LIKE?!
Fox: EPIC. He'll help you fight the White Witch!
Susan: I don't wanna fight her!
Peter: I just want Edmond back..never thought I'd be saying that

What you get for betraying your family
Edmond: *is in chains*
Guy: Here's your food, %$#@@^
Edmond: *puts it in his mouth* OH THAT IS NASTY *tries to drink out of his cup but it's frozen* WHERE IS THE TURKISH DELIGHT I WAS PROMISED??
Tumnus: Are you gonna eat that? If not I'm STARVING
Edmond: *gives him the food and realizes who he is* TUMNUS??
Tumnus: You're Lucy's brother Edmond!
Edmond: ...how do you know that?
Tumnus: You have the same nose
Edmond: ...
Tumnus: IS SHE SECRET? IS SHE SAFE??
Edmond: Um...about that...
White Whitch comes in and they scramble back to their right places
WW: My wolves tore. that. dam. APART. They found NOTHING. WHERE ARE THEY YOU LIAR?!
Edmond: I dunno!
WW: THEN YOU'RE USELESS! *prepares to turn him into stone*
Edmond: AHHHHH WAIT THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ASLAN!
WW: *twitches* Aslan?!!! WHERE????
Tumnus: Edmond wouldn't know! He's only been in Narnia a--
WW: SHUT UP! *hits him on the head*
Edmond: I didn't stay to hear..I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
WW: *shudders* GUARD!! RELEASE TUMNUS!
Tumnus: *falls at the queens feet* Grrr..
WW: Do you know why you're here?
Tumnus: FREEDOOOOOOOOM!
WW: YOU'RE HERE CAUSE EDMOND TURNED YOU IN FOR TURKISH DELIGHT!
Edmond: What? HEY THAT'S NOT TRUE!
WW: READY MY SLEIGH!

*tear*
Edmond: *sees Tumnus who's turned to stone* Nooooo!
White Witch: GET IN MY SLEIGH RIGHT NOW! And this time you're not sitting next to me!
Edmond: *glares*

Surprise!
Mr. Beaver: Hurry up already! We're gonna be OLD by the time we get there!
Peter: If he says that ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna turn him into a fluffy hat!
Mr. Beaver: Hurry! Hurry!
Peter: GAH!
Lucy: He's cranky...and bossy...is bath day coming up or something?
All: *hears the sleigh coming*
Mr. Beaver: AHH I TOLD YOU TO HURRY! RUUUUUN!
They find a place to hide. Sounds of crunching and then..silence
Lucy: Is she gone?
Peter: *NOBLE!* I'll look!
Mr. Beaver: NO YOU CAN'T FULFULL THE PROPHECY DEAD! I'll go
Mrs. I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIEEEE!
Mr. Beaver: I knew you loved me *goes to see who it is*
A few moments of silence
Mr. Beaver: HEY!
Lucy: AHHHHHHH!
Mr. Beaver: Guess who's here!!
All come out at see..
Lucy: FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!! I KNEW YOU EXISTED!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Susan: I thought Narnia didn't have Christmas..
Father Christmas: Cause of the stupid Witch! You guys are weakening her power! YAY! *throws a bag to the ground*
Lucy: PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!
FC: Lucy, you get the juice of the fire flower...YOU CAN HEAL PEOPLE WITH ONLY ONE DROP! Also, you get an epic dagger even though you're like..six
Lucy: I hope I'm brave enough
FC: You gotta be. Susan, I give you this bow and arrow..IT DOESN'T MISS EASY!
Kathryn: OMGOMGOMGOMG *drools* *dies* *turns green*
FC: You also get the horn of awesomeness..blow it and help will come!
Susan: THE HORN OF GONDOR!
FC: And Peter, you get THE EPIC SWORD OF SHINYNESS
Me: I am now in love with this movie
Peter: *looks noble*
FC: Use these well! PRACTICE PLEASE! Now I gotta give other people epic presents! LOOOOONG LIIIIVE ASLAAAAAN!
The children: HUZZAH!
Lucy: Told ya he was real *grins*
Peter: Remember that river we were gonna cross? I don't think it's gonna be winter for very long..

River
River: *is melting*
Susan: This is a bad idea..we should do something else
Peter: NO TIME NO TIME LET'S GO
Susan: I'm being realistic here!
Peter: No you're trying to be annoyingly smart!
Mr. Beaver: I'll go first! *ice breaks a little*
Mrs. Beaver: Have you been sneaking extra helpings?
Mr. Beaver: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?
Susan: Oh man if mom were here..
Peter: WELL SHE'S NOT SO SHUT UP AND MOVE
Lucy: OMG WOLVES ARE COMING
Peter: Run as fast as you can over melting ice!
Wolves: *leap in from of them*
Peter: *draws sword*
Maugrim: Put that down, you don't even know how to use it
Mr. Beaver: RAAA--*gets pinned down by wolves* SLIT HIS THROAT ALREADY!
Peter: Um..I've never killed anyone before..
Maugrim: LEAVE COWARD
Susan: Maybe we should listen to him
Maugrim: YES LISTEN TO ME!
Mr. Beaver: NOOOO! KILL HIMMMM!!!
Susan: HAVING A SWORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO! LET'S GO ALREADY!
Mr. Beaver: YES IT DOES! NARNIA NEEDS YOOOOOU!
Maugrim: Make your choice! But quick, cause the river is melting!
Peter: RAAAAAAAH! *stabs sword into the ice and it breaks off and it floats away*
They get to shore...
Peter: OMG WHERE'S LUCY??
Susan: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
All 3: LUUUUCY! LUUUUCY!
Lucy: I'M RIGHT HERE! AND GIMME MY COAT!
Mrs. Beaver: IT'S SPRIIIIIING!
All leave coats behind and there are images of pretty Narnia spring

Some..place
Ginarrbrik: It's so wonderfully warm!
White Witch: *glares*
Ginarrbrik: I mean! I HATE the warmth. Yes. I'll check the sleigh now..
Maugrim: We found the foxy trator! HE WAS GATHERING TROOPS FOR ASLAN!
WW: How WONDERFUL to see you again. You were SO helpful to my wolves last night
Maugrim: *glares*
Fox: Sorry your majesty *bows*
WW: Ugh your flattery is wasting my time
Fox: I wasn't talking to you, idiot *looks at Edmond*
WW: WHERE. IS. ASLAN?! TELL ME NOW OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO STONE!
Edmond: NOO I TELL ALL! Something about a stone table and an army
WW: I can always count on you to betray people..not like fox who shall DIEEEEEE *turns him into stone*
Edmond: NOOOOOO *gets slapped in the face*
WW: You are on MY side--
Butterfly: *flies by* Oh it's SO good to finally get out of my--
WW: *turns it into stone*
Butterfly: DANGIT!
WW: WAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

Aslan's green epic camp
Susan: They're staring at me! Perverts!
Mr. Beaver: Oh c'mon my beautiful wife, stop fussing with your fur and look noble!
They come to Aslan's tent..
Peter: *draws sword* We have come to see Aslan!
Everyone but children: *kneels*
Aslan: *comes out of his tent. He's a LION*
Children: OMG TOO NOBLE! *kneels*
Aslan: Welcome all! But where's the fourth human?
Peter: He was captured by the White Witch! He betrayed us! Why is he always so selfish??
Oreius (an EPIC half horse half human guy): HE BETRAYED US ALLLLLL!! SHAAAAME!
Peter: I guess..I was too hard on him..maybe..
Lucy: He's our brother, Aslan! We really do love him!
Aslan: That's why the betrayal is so much worse..this is hard..

On the hill of importantness
Aslan: That shiny place waaaaay over there is Cair Paravel...you and your siblings will rule it someday!
Peter: *sighs*
Aslan: You shouldn't doubt the prophecy, Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley
Peter: You know who I am?!
Aslan: ...duh. Also, Mr. Beaver said you wanted to turn him into a hat
Peter: *shifts eyes*
Aslan: DEEP MAGIC rules over Narnia. It helps fulfill destinies!
Peter: I'm not brave enough..
Aslan: But you got your family here!
Peter: BUT I FAILED EDMOND!
Aslan: I'll try to save him

At a river..
Susan: THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME DRESS EVER!
Lucy: We should bring a ton home and pretend we're medieval princesses!
Susan: Remember when we had fun?
Lucy: Yeah but you're BORING now!
Susan: HEY! *splashes water on her and goes to get a towl*
Maugrim: RAAAAAAH! I KI.LL YOU QUICKLY!
Susan and Lucy: *climb a tree*
Susan: *blows her horn*
Peter: *hears it* OMG SUSAN!!!
Aslan, Peter and other guys: *run to where Susan and Lucy are*
Peter: *draws sword* I'm brave..I'm noble..I'm--AHHHHH!
Maugrim: *pounces on him*
Lucy: NOOOOO HE'S DEAAAAAD!
Peter: *throws wolf off him* EW!
Lucy: YAAAAAY!
Aslan: *to his other people* Follow the other wolf! He'll lead you to Edmond!
Wolf: I will?
Aslan: I now knight you Sir Peter Wolfsbane, Epic Knight of Narnia
Peter: NOBLE OMG!!!

At the Witch's camp..
Ginarrbrik: WAH WAH YOU'RE TIED UP AND I'M NOOOOT!
Edmond: *muffled cause of gag* ihvgtglkokjhg!
White Witch is looking at war plans with General Otmin
General Otmin: The dwarves will charge first cause they're strooooong..the Minotaurs on the left cause cavalry is sweeeeeet
Aslan's guys come through the camp! The White Witch goes to Edmond's spot but sees Ginarrbrik tied up and gagged instead
Ginarrbrik: *muffled* DANGIT!
WW: *cuts his bonds off* WE HAVE WORK TO DO!

Happy, happy reunion
Lucy: YAAAAAY ASLAN RESCUED EDMOND!
Aslan: DO NOT mention what happened with Edmond..the past is past
Edmond: Uh...hi...
Susan: So how are you feeling?
Edmond: Not guilty or tired AT ALL..

A Narnian breakfast!
Edmond: *eats ravinously*
Lucy: Narnia isn't gonna run out of toast you know!
Edmond: If you had to eat what the White Witch gave you you'd be eating like me too..
Peter: Pack some for your journey, Edmond!
Susan: We're going home??
Peter: You are..I'M TOO NOBLE FOR ALL OF YOU!
Lucy: But they need all of us! Think about the prophecy! We didn't come all this way for nothing..
Peter: Lucy you almost DROWNED
Lucy: No I didn't..
Peter: And Edmond was almost killed!
Edmond: I've seen what the Witch can do AND I'M NOT GONNA LET THESE EPIC PEOPLE SUFFER SO I'M STAYING!
Lucy: That was so noble
Susan: *gets up*
Peter: Where are you going?! I SAID--
Susan: I'M GONNA PRACTICE ARCHERY EPICALLY!
Susan and Lucy practice archery and Peter and Edmond practice swordfighting
Peter: Sword hand up, like you were shown!
Edmond: STOP NAGGING ME!
Edmond's horse: *rears up*
Edmond: AHHH BAD HORSEY BAD HORSEY!
Horse: My name is Phillip, thankyouverymuch
Edmond: Oops...
Mr. Beaver: OMG COME QUICK THE WHITE WITCH MAY TALK TO ASLAN!

The meeting with Aslan
The White Witch comes into the camp being carried on a throne thingy
Ginarrbrik: WHITE WITCH WHITE WITCH!!
Everyone else: ...
Ginarrbrik: OH COME ON!
White Witch: YOU ARE HARBORING A TRAITOR!
Edmond: *hides*
Aslan: Well I wonder why that happened..
WW: DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE DEEP MAGIC?!
Aslan: Lady, I was THERE when it was MADE
WW: THEN EDMOND BELONGS TO MEEEE! He shall DIE on the stone table!! Bwahahaha!
Peter: RAAAAAH I KILL YOU WITH STEEL!
WW: Oh please you puny little human! IF I DON'T HAVE HIS BLOOD NARNIA WILL DIEEEE!
Aslan: I'll talk to you alone!
WW and Aslan go into a tent to talk and a few minutes later...
Aslan: EDMOND WILL LIIIIIVE!
Edmond: *faints from relief*
WW: Are you sure you'll keep your promise?
Aslan: OF COURSE I WILL YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Evil is bad..
Lucy and the others are trying to sleep. Lucy sees a shadow and wakes Susan. They follow Aslan for awhile..
Aslan: Guys? Why are you following me?
Lucy: We wanna know where you're going! Can we come?
Aslan: I would be honored of your company
They hold on to his mane and walk with him for awhile
Aslan: I go alone from here. Farewell friends
Aslan walks nobly to the stone table, ignoring taunts
Some guy: RAAAAAAAAAAAH! *knocks Aslan to the ground*
Lucy: *CRIES*
WW: BIND HIM..No wait better idea! SHAAAAAVE HIM!!!!
Guys shave him gleefully and drag him across the ground and tie him up cruelly
WW: WE SHALL APPEASE THE DEEP MAGIC! AND THEN WE'LL RULE NARNIA FOREVAAAAAAH! Oh and Aslan, giving up your life isn't accomplishing anything besides getting you off my back...I SHALL STILL K.ILL EDMOND! Love? HA. DESPAIR......AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *stabs Aslan*
Lucy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sobs*
WW: The great cat...IS DEAAAAAAD!
WW's minions: *cheers*
WW: PREAPARE FOR BATTLE!!!!! Most likely it'll be short *laughs evily*

Sad
After the WW and her people have left, they go up to the stone table and cry on Aslan
Lucy: This is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life! HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO CRUEL?! *gets out life saving flower juice*
Susan: It's too late..we gotta go now, sorry
Lucy: BUT WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HERE!
Susan: BUT THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A BATTLE! We gotta spread the news!
Lucy: THE TREES!

In the guy's tent..
Peter: Aslan is dead. I was told by a tree *hangs head*
Edmond: Then you're in charge of the whoooole army!
Peter: Whoa whoa! Hold on there..a whole army?!
Edmond: Well I bet Aslan belived you could lead them! I BELIEVE IN YOU TOO!
Oreius: What do you command?

THE MOST EPIC NON GORY BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES!!!!!!!!
A huge bird flies over the battlefield and reports back to the army
Gryphon: THEIR NUMBERS ARE HUGE!
Oreius: Numbers don't win battles!
Edmond: Uhhh WHAT?! So you're telling me one person could defeat a thousand people army?!
WW: KILL THEM AAAAAALL! CHAAAAARGE!
The army is attacked with rocks dropped from the sky by huge birds. Archers shoot at them
Peter: Are you with me?!
Oreius: Till death!!
Peter: *draws sword in epic slo-mo* For Narnia....AND FOR ASLAAAAAAAAN!!!! CHAAAARGE!!!!

YAY *drools*
Susan: Ok we really should go now I WANNA BE IN THE BATTLE TOO!
Lucy: *sighs*
They turn away and hear the table crack
Lucy: OMG SUSAN LOOK!
Susan: THEY KIDNAPPED ASLAN!
Aslan: *appears. This is the most awesome non battle scene ever*
Susan and Lucy: OMG ASLAN!
Aslan: The WW is stupid and can't interpret the Deep Magic right. She obviously didn't read that if a willing person/animal, etc. died in a traitor's place the table would crack AND DEATH WOULD REVERSE ITSELF! Take that Witch!
Susan: But we sent word of your death! WAR HAS PROBABLY STARTED!
Lucy: LET'S GO TO WAAAAAR!
Aslan: We will, we will. CLIMB ON MY BACK AND WE'LL RIDE TO VICTORYYYYY! *roars*
Susan and Lucy: WHOOOOOOOO!

TOO MUCH EPIC
Music: *IS EPIC*
The armies charge each other. As if it's not epic enough it slows down as they get near..then...THEY CRASH EPICALLY TOGETHER!!!!! They fight for awhile. A bird comes and puts a fire wall between the Witch and the good Narnians
WW: *freezes the fire* TAKE THAT!
Peter: Back to the rocks, back to the rocks!
Edmond, the commander of archery: FIREEE!
A big rhino is coming
Oreius: I KILL YOU!
WW: I KILL YOU! *turns him to stone*
Peter: NOOOOOOOOO!

At the ice castle that somehow didn't melt
Lucy: *sees Tumnus as a stone* NOOOOOOOO! Nooo...noooooo...*sobs*
Aslan: *breathes on Tumnus*
Tumnus: *is alive again*
Lucy: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! ASLAN HAS MAGICAL BREATH!
Aslan: I'll hurry and breathe on other guys for the battle!

More battle
Peter: *is fighting lots of people* Edmond! Leave! Get out while you can!
Mr. Beaver: Do what he says!
Edmond: *sees the WW* NOT RIGHT NOW I WON'T! *runs to the Witch and cuts her wand thingy in half*
WW: HEY!!! *stabs him*
Peter: EDMOND! I FIGHT YOU!
Peter and the Witch swordfight..the Witch is wearing a a chainmail dress. Suddenly and epically...ASLAN COMES!
WW: BUT..BUT--!
Aslan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *kills the Witch* That felt SO good
Susan: But where's Edmond?
Camera pans to Edmond, who's in pain. Ginarrbrik is sneaking up to kill him
Ginarrbrik: This is for being a stupid p--
Susan: *shoots him* LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE, DWARF!
Lucy: Drink this Edmond! *puts a drop of her healing juice on his tongue*
Edmond: WHOA
Peter: *jokingly* You never do what you're told!
Lucy: I'M GONNA GO HEAL EVERYONE! YAY!
Aslan: *breathes on the guys turned to stone*

The crowning of the kings and queens!
Aslan: Bring the crowns!
Tumnus and Mr. Beaver are the crown bearers
Aslan: To the shiny east sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant, who's only six years old! To the west woods with trees that talk, I give you King Edmond the Just!
Audience: He is?
Aslan: To the warm summer sun, Queen Susan the Gentle, whom Kathryn envies! And to the endless summer skies, KING PETER THE EPIC!
Everyone: LONG LIVE THE QUEENS! LONG LIVE THE KINGS!
Camera pans to the guy Edmond drew a moustace and glasses on..they're still drawn on him
Aslan: *walks away*
Lucy: Where's he going??
Tumnus: Who knows? But don't worry, you'll see him again. Haven't you read the rest of the Narnia series?
Lucy: ...

Years later
All 4 of them have grown and are chasing a stag
Edmond's horse: *slows down*
Edmond: Phillip?
Phillip: Arthritus..can't..go..on...
Susan: C'mon Edmond!
Edmond: Phillip needs rest!
Lucy: *giggles* What did he say?
Susan: He wants to stay at the castle and let us do all the work!
Edmond: HEY!
Peter: Ooo look a light pole!
Susan: I must have drempt about this..
Lucy: WARDROBE! *runs*
Edmond: I swear she has ADD or something!
They run through the trees until...
Peter: What are coats doing here?!
Lucy: Stop pushing me!
Edmond: Move!!

Back in England!
All 4: *tumble out of the wardrobe looking like they did when they first came to Narnia*
Lucy: Aw, MAN! Now I have to grow up again!
Professor: Finally I found you! What were you doing in the wardrobe?
Peter: You wouldn't believe us! And it's a HUGE story anyway!
Professor: Oh yeah? Tell me *winks*

Fin!


Today's Latin: quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything in Latin sounds profound)

"On sad wings of destiny we're kings without a throne, if you believe in unity believe, cause you're not alone"--"Wings of Destiny," Gamma Ray

Comments

[krazykari123.livejournal.com]

good job on your finals. :}
wow, that's really long, haha. very cool.

[foxydanish.livejournal.com]

Audience: And why isn't mom going with them? Is she still gonna live in the house or something?

Lucy: OH NO WE'VE BEEN ABANDONED!
Edmund: WE'VE BEEN INCORRECTLY LABELED!

Edmund: It's Latin for "the worst game ever invented"!
Susan: No, that's "pelior ludus umquam reperi"!

Tumnus: Well shiny Luca Lucy, let's have tea!

Tumnus: Have you ever heard any Narnia lullabies before?
Lucy: Considering I've only been in Narnia fifteen minutes...no

TWW: Oh Edmond you look so coooold! Come sit with meeeee
Edmond: CREEPY LADY CREEPY--
TWW: I have warm food and drinks!
Edmond: YES PLEASE

Susan: It's Lucy's fault!
Professor: The one who was crying all over me?
Susan: She's upset
Professor: Way to go Captain Obvious!

Mr. Beaver: WILL YOU COME ON ALREADY?! THEY can hear you!
Peter: Who?
Lucy: The trees!
Susan: EVERYTHING'S MESSED UUUUUP!

Peter: Is Tumnus doomed or can we help him?
Mr. Beaver: There's TONS of hope...ASLAN IS COMING!!
Edmond: ...that sounds like a breakfast cereal

Mr. Beaver: HEAAAAR THE EPIC PROPHECHYYYYY: WHEN HUMANS SIT IN CAIR PARAVEL THE EVIL WILL DIEEEEEE!
Susan: That..doesn't rhyme
Mr. Beaver: Stop being OCD AND LISTEN TO THE POINT WE'RE MAKING
Mrs. Beaver: It's said two human girls and guys will overthrow the White Witch epically AND MAKE NARNIA SHINY!
Peter: ...we're the ones? BUT MY FAMILY CAN HARDLY GET ALONG!
Mr. Beaver: Aslan has made you a majorly epic army!
Peter: We're not heroes! We're just from Finchley, a place you've never heard of!
Mr. and Mrs. Beaver: ...

Edmond: *goes through the castle gates*
Lucy: NOOOOOOOOOO
Mr. Beaver: Shut up! Do YOU want to get captured next?
Peter: *runs toward the castle*
Mr. Beaver: *grabs his clothes and stops him*
Peter: HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!

Edmond: AHHHHH WAIT THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ASLAN!
WW: *twitches* Aslan?!!! WHERE????

FC: Lucy, you get the juice of the fire flower...YOU CAN HEAL PEOPLE WITH ONLY ONE DROP! Also, you get an epic dagger even though you're like..six

Hehehe these parts make me laugh...I will finish reading it next time I come online! :)

[foxydanish.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Beaver: Have you been sneaking extra helpings?
Mr. Beaver: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?
Susan: Oh man if mom were here..
Peter: WELL SHE'S NOT SO SHUT UP AND MOVE

WW: I can always count on you to betray people..not like fox who shall DIEEEEEE *turns him into stone*
Edmond: NOOOOOO *gets slapped in the face*
WW: You are on MY side--
Butterfly: *flies by* Oh it's SO good to finally get out of my--
WW: *turns it into stone*
Butterfly: DANGIT!
WW: WAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

Susan: They're staring at me! Perverts!

Aslan: You shouldn't doubt the prophecy, Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley
Peter: You know who I am?!
Aslan: ...duh. Also, Mr. Beaver said you wanted to turn him into a hat
Peter: *shifts eyes*

Ginarrbrik: WAH WAH YOU'RE TIED UP AND I'M NOOOOT!
Edmond: *muffled cause of gag* ihvgtglkokjhg!
White Witch is looking at war plans with General Otmin
General Otmin: The dwarves will charge first cause they're strooooong..the Minotaurs on the left cause cavalry is sweeeeeet
Aslan's guys come through the camp! The White Witch goes to Edmond's spot but sees Ginarrbrik tied up and gagged instead
Ginarrbrik: *muffled* DANGIT!
WW: *cuts his bonds off* WE HAVE WORK TO DO!

Lucy: YAAAAAY ASLAN RESCUED EDMOND!
Aslan: DO NOT mention what happened with Edmond..the past is past
Edmond: Uh...hi...
Susan: So how are you feeling?
Edmond: Not guilty or tired AT ALL..

Edmond: I've seen what the Witch can do AND I'M NOT GONNA LET THESE EPIC PEOPLE SUFFER SO I'M STAYING!
Lucy: That was so noble
Susan: *gets up*
Peter: Where are you going?! I SAID--
Susan: I'M GONNA PRACTICE ARCHERY EPICALLY!

WW: Are you sure you'll keep your promise?
Aslan: OF COURSE I WILL YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Peter: *draws sword in epic slo-mo* For Narnia....AND FOR ASLAAAAAAAAN!!!! CHAAAARGE!!!!

Lucy: *sees Tumnus as a stone* NOOOOOOOO! Nooo...noooooo...*sobs*
Aslan: *breathes on Tumnus*
Tumnus: *is alive again*
Lucy: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! ASLAN HAS MAGICAL BREATH!
Aslan: I'll hurry and breathe on other guys for the battle!

Peter: *is fighting lots of people* Edmond! Leave! Get out while you can!
Mr. Beaver: Do what he says!
Edmond: *sees the WW* NOT RIGHT NOW I WON'T! *runs to the Witch and cuts her wand thingy in half*
WW: HEY!!! *stabs him*
Peter: EDMOND! I FIGHT YOU!
Peter and the Witch swordfight..the Witch is wearing a a chainmail dress. Suddenly and epically...ASLAN COMES!
WW: BUT..BUT--!
Aslan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *k.ills the Witch* That felt SO good

Aslan: Bring the crowns!
Tumnus and Mr. Beaver are the crown bearers
Aslan: To the shiny east sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant, who's only six years old! To the west woods with trees that talk, I give you King Edmond the Just!
Audience: He is?
Aslan: To the warm summer sun, Queen Susan the Gentle, whom Kathryn envies! And to the endless summer skies, KING PETER THE EPIC!
Everyone: LONG LIVE THE QUEENS! LONG LIVE THE KINGS!
Camera pans to the guy Edmond drew a moustace and glasses on..they're still drawn on him
Aslan: *walks away*
Lucy: Where's he going??
Tumnus: Who knows? But don't worry, you'll see him again. Haven't you read the rest of the Narnia series?
Lucy: ...

All 4 of them have grown and are chasing a stag
Edmond's horse: *slows down*
Edmond: Phillip?
Phillip: Arthritus..can't..go..on...
Susan: C'mon Edmond!
Edmond: Phillip needs rest!
Lucy: *giggles* What did he say?
Susan: He wants to stay at the castle and let us do all the work!
Edmond: HEY!
Peter: Ooo look a light pole!
Susan: I must have drempt about this..
Lucy: WARDROBE! *runs*
Edmond: I swear she has ADD or something!

More of my favorite parts! Hehehe. You're so creative! :)