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Music:"Night at the Opera"-Blind Guardian

It's finally here! I can watch movies, stay up till 2 AM, find lotsa surveys, talk to Amanda, and, um...be my crazy self!

There's this magazine I get called Muse, and it's absolutely hilarious! Since school's in, it has these school things. I wish I could write all of it, but I don't feel like typing it. My absolute faves are:

"This book is the property of Stuck Inna Middle School. In case of fire, throw in"

"Your son is doing unsatisfactory work in middle school, because: dog at homework, and it was turned in; doesn't write good; student thinks teacher is an evil alien trying to control brains of students and is attempting to resist but NO ONE can escape the evil alien teachers MWah Ha Ha!!!; teacher has randomly singled out student for unfair punishment. Whee!"

was trying to find the hypotinuse of a triangle whose legs were 8 and 5, how would they do this? Triangles don't have legs, silly! If they did, they'd be able to walk around!"

"F...Wait...essays don't get graded..."

"That article on parasites was really, really AWESOME! I had no idea parasites were that intelligent. I think I'll go have a philosophical conversation with a parasite right now!

"Spazio e tempo play the rhymes of human lies!"--"Agony is my Name," Rhapsody

Date: 2004-09-03 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minuetcat.livejournal.com
Oh gosh...that is so funny! I especially like the 'unsatisfactory work' one :)

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