Fave parts from ROTK in 15 Minutes

[...and PIPPIN inside the Golden Hall, where he falls prey to the lure of the MAGIC 8-BALL:]
Pippin: AHHHHH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
[Everyone wakes up and starts running around and a game of Hot Potato Breaks out--]
Legolas: Grab it, grab it!
Aragorn: HOT HOT HOT!

[They arrive at the end of the Paths of the Dead, and it is scary. ARAGORN and LEGOLAS'S HORSES up and make a run for it]
Aragorn: BREGO! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! DIDN'T SAVING MY LIFE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!
Legolas [sadly]: Why do pretty horsies always leave?

Aragorn: I KEEL YOU WITH MY GIANT PHALLIC SWORD!
King of the Dead: OmgpleasedontkillmeIwantto...keep...being...dead...?

Denethor: What? MY ONLY SON! OH MY BELOVED SON HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU!
Pippin: *massive eyeroll*
[The ORCS catapult the heads of FARAMIR'S slain MEN over the walls of the city, to the horror of all]
Denethor: The son I didn't love is done for! The army I didn't call for hasn't come! O CRUEL WORLD, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?!
[In the middle of his rant, he sees the vast armies of ORCS and URUKS and catapults and CAVE TROLLS and some WEIRD TRICERACOW THINGS right at the city gates]
Denethor: FLEE! EVERYBODY FLEE! ABANDON YOUR POSTS! PANIC IN THE STREETS AND WET YOURSELVES LIKE CHILDREN!
[Gandalf intercedes to administer the beatdown of all time:]
Galdalf: STOP SUCKING!
Tolkien fans: *aren't even fazed anymore*
Gandalf: Gey back to your posts, b*tches!
Pippin: What about me?
Gandalf: STAND OVER THERE AND TRY NOT TO DIE
( the spider-man 2 cd i ordered wasn't avaliable so i gotta buy it again *cries* )

Today's Latin: parva leves capiunt animas (little minds are caught up with little things)

"In my heart there is always winter, cannot rest until I found the master key, the master key of trust"--"Shadow Empire," HammerFall