*plays the bells*
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glacier_kittyMom got something for me yesterday. It looks like this: http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/RhapsodysSteel/random/?action=view¤t=DSCN0541.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1. As soon as I saw it I thought, "a miniature carillon!" Thanks mom :)
I got to talk to Dana for the first time on IM yesterday...she's so awesome and nice!
There's this LJ dungeon thingy...you fight people and get items...it's really fun and addictive. I did it for all my LJ friends and you can see here: http://community.livejournal.com/randomshinyness/72983.html#cutid1
Tomorrow I'm going to Oklahoma and staying till Thursday. I'll miss everyone!
1)What's your name? Heather
2)How old are you? 17
3)What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind? 6, 7
4)How much money do you get for an allowance? don't get one
5)What's your favorite TV show? er
6)How many times have you moved in your lifetime? 3 or 4
7)What's your favorite store? Virgin Megastore
8)Which is more important- life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness? VITA! LIBERTAS! BEATITAS! VITA MAAAAN
9)Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS? No
10)How many pets do you have? 3 cats
11)How many bfs or gfs have you ever had? None
12)What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"? montana
13)How was your day today? it's good
14)How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire? none
15)How much time do you spend on the internet a week? don't ask lol
16)What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road? dunno
17)What do you consider the chances of returning $20 found on the side of the road? Very unlikely
18)Does this survey interest you? Yeah
19)How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? one
20)Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is done? dunno
21)Why are you trying to complete this survey? i wanna
22)How many movies have you seen within the last week? dunno
23)What about the last month? Overlots
24)What did you eat for lunch today? well i'm eating chex mix now..
25)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? too much
26)Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? hahaha
28)Do ads annoy you? if I see them over and over
29)Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? the one near the kitchen
30)What is the longest word you know of? one i can't spell. also tintinnabulation
31)What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? huh?
32)What was your first word as a baby? dunno
33)***Women: *gasp*
34)True or false- BOTH
35)Do you like shopping? depends on what i'm shopping for
36)What are you listening to? fight-gamma rau
37)Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute)? i used to..
38)Well, do tell us what it is.
39)Are you gay/a lesibian? No
40)How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? one
True or False
41)You like to write in your diary/journal/xanga. true
42)You have a Neopet. false
43)There are aliens under your bed. F
44)You see dead people. F
45)You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. T
46)Your back itches. F
47)The thing your sitting on is a chair. t
48)You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. F
49)Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. F
50)There is something stuck to your booty. t...underwear lol
51)Your parents annoy you. t and f
52)The thing that annoys you the most involves sound. f
53)The word vicious describes you. F
54)You have siblings. T
55)You can count on everyone in your family. T
56)You like the color brown. t
57)Things from the early 1900's interest you. t!!!
58)The best music is country music. F
59)There is a little dog telling you what to do. F
60)You know all of your friend's phone numbers. F
61)Green tea is yummy. F
62)You're popular. F
63)You're a pervert. t lol
64)Vivacious describes you. huh?
65)Gambling is a problem for you. F
67)The word death scares you. T
68)There is a window nearby. T
68)Something doesn't seem right to you. F
69)You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 68's on this thing. F
70)<-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this. F
71)Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black. F
72)Puberty is a scary thing. t and f
73)Skating is fun. t
74)You barf a lot. F
75)For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived. t
76)You know what time you'll be up til tonight. T
77)You think you will make it up to 1,000 on this survey thing. T
78)You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps). F
79)These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup. F
80)You wear underwear ALL the time (24/7, 365((not including swimming and bathing))). T
Now, what do these words and phrases remind you of
81)Jingle Bells: BELLS!!! BELLS BELLS BELLS!!!!!!
82)Nuts: peanuts
83)Frank: dellapenna
84)Bopples: lmao
85)Farmer: busy
86)Fairies: shiny
87)Gory Movies: battles
88)Buzz Lightyear: to infinity and beyond!
89)Mimi: france
90)Zizzerzazzerzuzz: uyyuoooooo!
91)Parking: parallel
92)Bald: frank dellapenna
93)Muck: dirty
94)Rolls: down
95)Seal: royal
Back to the regular questions
96)Name the states you've lived in. California, Texas
97)What is your least favorite class? Math
98)Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing: pants dunno, shirt when i saw poto on stage
99)What is the largest amount of money you've ever spent in one store? dunno
100)Tap your finger on the screen of the computer. make me
101)Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you? yeah
102)Where is the nearest ghetto house? Dunno
103)What is the last thing you ate/drank? orange juice, chex mix
104)Where did Christmas come from? Jesus
105)Why do we celebrate Halloween? i forgot
106)What's country music? Bad
107)Why is there a brain in your head if you don't use it? i do too use it!
108)What is your "social class" in school? who cares?
109)Do dogs do the doo? maybe
110)Can you shoot a gun well? No
111)How many times have you weighed yourself on the scale today? None
112)Have you ever had an eating disorder? No
113)Do you think you are depressed? No
114)Type a sentance and don't use the backspace or anything. OMG THE BELLS YAT
115)Now count your mistakes? one
116)Are you looking forward to tomorrow? sure
117)Why/why not? IT'S THE DAY OF CHURCH
118)What is the best thing about a sunny day? it's prettyful
119)What color is the shirt you're wearing now? black, white
120)What color are your pants? Blue
121)How much do you weigh? 102 lbs
122)who are your friends, name them? lots
123)Do you hear the bells? YES I HEAR THE BELLS!!!!!!!
124)What number do you plan to get to on the 1,000 Question survey? 1,000
125)Do you believe in "best friends"? Yeah
126)Why or why not? Cause
127)What are some of your favorite words? epic, tintinnabulation, kyrie
128)What is your favorite inside joke? shiny luca
129)Are you feeling itchy right now? a little
130)Name your favorite president. dunno
131)What profession would you want when you're older? historian
132)Do you like to lick things? oh yeah my fave hobby...COME HERE LUCA!
133)Can you make yourself barf? No
134)Really? really really
135)What would you do if your name was Dick Ball? Change it
136)How many times have you felt like beating the crap out of someone today? None
137)How many illegal plants grow in your back yard. None
138)Can I fix it? no...MINE
139)How close are you to a telephone? very close
Time Again for some True or False
140)You are in love. T
141)You feel hated. not at the moment
142)There is someone in your school that has commited a crime against you. F
143)The next time you have a birthday will be in 2005. f
144)Everyone hates you. F
145)Women: You think little girls are sexy. F
147)There is weed in your backyard. F
148)You can spell dog 10 times fast without messing up. t (i just did so lol)
149)You live in a BIG mansion: F
150)Good friends are hard to come by. T
151)Santa Claus is yo mama/yo daddy. F
152)Strange animals piss in your backyard. F
153)Ya got gas. F
154)Yo mama jokes are amusing to you. F
155)You've had a dream where you killed your worst enemy. F
156)Spiders scare you. T
157)A dog once bit you. T
158)You've never been to Florida. F
159)Bugs are fun to bake in the oven. F
160)Shopping is fun. t and f
161)Cute dogs are fun. T
162)You believe in reincarnation. F
163)One of the things you dislike is being questioned. t and f
164)Rainy days are cool. T
165)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday? go online
166)What kind of computer operating system do you have? windows xp
167)Who do you love? Everyone
68)What is the longest you ever went out with anyone? huh?
169)How many days a week do you drink coke and pepsi? none
170)Did you get to this point in the survey from.. from where?
171)What car do you want to drive? none really
172)Does rap music offend you? Yeah
173)When you fight, what is the first thing you always do? scream wich makes my voice really high
174)Can you turn people's sentences around to make them seem nasty? yep
175)How many times have you ever had lice? None
176)Which of the following do you see the most in your dreams: flowers, pink, people you don't know, streets that lead to strange cities. dunno
177)How many times have you smacked your butt into someone? Dunno
178)Can you tell us how many cigarettes you've ever smoked? None
179)What is your view on "cussing"? Hate it
180)What is the time where you are? 1:08 pm
181)What is the longest you've ever slept w/o waking up? Dunno
182)What is the lowest quiz grade you've ever gotten? 0
183)What do you hear outside? Nothing
184)Name all of the ghetto swear words- if you're ghetto enough. shut up
185)What is your favorite line from a movie in the WORLD! "the bells of notre dame!!"
186)Do you like to party? Ynot really
187)What happens when you get really mad? don't ask..
188)What spending problem, if any, do you have? if i want it and if i have enough money i'll get it
189)What is the worst thing you've ever done? Dunno
Time for the segment of the survey that asks (drum roll) "Which is better?"
190)Bikini or tankini? tanikini
191)The word booty or the word buttocks? buttocks
192)Chocolate or vanilla? both
193)Monkeys or baboons? Monkeys
194)Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube? huh?
195)Rock or country? Rock
196)Cartoons or news? news
197)Assignments or Assassinators? Assignments
198)First or second? both
199)Blood or guts? Blood
200)cheez doodles: crunchy or not? Crunchy
201)Black or blue? black
202)Hurricanes or tornadoes? Tornadoes
203)Pepsi or coke? Neither
204)Britney or Christina? Neither
205)Woodchucks or Peter Piper? Huh?
206)Bulimia or Anorexia? Neither
207)TRL or 106 and Park? huh?
208)Love & lose or never loved at all? Love and lose
209)Reading or TV? Reading
210)Phone or AIM? Phone
211)Boy friends or boyfriends? both
212)Nighties or jammies? Nighties
213)Crystal or diamonds? both
214)Treating your enemies with: hate or respect? Respect
215)Hang out with: Gay men or lesbians? lesbians
216)The word spit or the word spittled? Spit
217)Checkers or chess? neither
218)Peas or carrots? Peas
219)Happy endings or unhappy endings? Happy endings
220)If you could give this day a title, what would it be? dunno lol
221)Why?
222)Do you still play with dolls? No
223)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? go online
224)Make up a long math problem with a simple answer. omg yeah right!
225)What is the best thing that's happened to you within the last 10 minutes? hearing part of dies irae
226)What's your favorite card game? Egyptian rat
227)What are some of the things on your life's "to-do list"? lots
228)How are you wearing your hair now? Down
229)Where was the first place you ever did it? did it did it...who's it?
230)What is your definition of a ho? Dunno
231)Why did the chicken cross the road? HE HEARS THE BELLS
232)Where is the first place man may place a colony- Mars or the moon? The moon
233)What is something you want when you are older and can afford it? a house
234)What is the farthest you've gotten in the "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song? Dunno
235)What do you see when you look over your shoulder? the chair
236)Marco! LUCA
237)IF you're happy and you know it, will you clap your hands? *claps hands*
238)How mean are you? Not very
239)Are you itchy? No
240)Can you believe you've made it this far? Yeah
241)Where was the last site you went to? LJ
242)Can you list ten words to describe yourself? Yeah
243)Okay... do so now! weird, nice, caring, cool, shy, obesssive, honorable, epic, odd, funny
244)What color braces do you have? None
245)What do you hate about yourself? selfish
246)What's the worst prank you've played on your friends? none
247)What ails you right now? Nothing
248)Are you bored? No
249)If you could modify your life, what would you be doing right now? traveling europe
251)Have you been to a carnival lately? no
250)Any funny comments from your teachers today? it's summer lol
252)Why do you feel the way you do? it's the bells!!!
253)What sucks right now? school's gonna start soon
254)What is psychotic right now? Dunno
255)What is cool right now? belllls
256)What are you planning on doing tomorrow? going online, getting ready to go to oklahoma
257)Where do you live? Texas
258)Do you see the missing 2 anywhere? it ran away
259)Do you steal? No
260)What did you do today? going online, laundry
261)Is there any money related thing that happened today? not to me
262)How do you piss people off? dunno..
263)How many friends of the opposite sex do you have? 3 or so
264)Can you babble? suuuure
265)How many languages can you speak in? 1 fluently
266)What language(s)? English
267)What can you think of as another word for crap? stuff
268)Are you having problems? I'M ALWAYS HAVING PROBLEMS
269)Would you ever kiss someone you weren't going out with? No
270)What color is your hair? Blonde
271)As of right now, what is your dream for the future? traveling europe
272)What, in your mind, qualifies someone as being REALLY dumb? Dunno
273)If your parents didn't name you what they did, what are some names you might have been named? Dunno
274)Are you weird? heck yes
275)What are your pet's names? Pumpkin, Snowy, Cheetah
276)Can you make yourself yawn? Yeah
277)Can you name all of your friends in the order of their birthdays? No
278)If you had a daughter right now, what would she be named? Kyrihe
279)If you had a son right now, what would he be named? luca
280)How many people have you scared today? dunno..none i think
281)Are you immature? No
281)Are there ticks in your weave? uhh..no?
282)How long is your hair? medium
283)Are there little creatures on your back. yess *pets one*
284)Have you done all of the 284 questions so far? Yeah
285)Your computer is making you mad right now. No
286)You feel your life is as cold and cruel as hellmouth freezing over. LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE....
287)You have dandruff. from excema
288)Your dandruff is really bad. only if i scratch
289)You're horny right now. i am?
290)There is a life size monkey statue in your possession at all times. *shifts eyes*
291)Your eyes are twitching. No
292)Someone has just made your hate list. i don't have a hate list
293)Voices are telling you to go eat some food. I HEAR THE VOICES...
294)You obey any strange voices you hear. lol
295)You've killed a man. No
296)Smileys are COOL! some are
297)Politics is boring. tell me about it..
298)You are male. NUUUUUUU!!!
299)Siblings are annoying as hell! Yeah
300)You've seen something eerie today? the beginning of this song kinda is...I HEAR THE BELLS
301)Someone loves you? Yeah
302)Right now, someone is probably thinking of you? Dunno
303)You believe that there is a GOd? Yeah
304)There is life outside of our Solar System (aliens)? No
305)You got cash today? No
306)You've stolen from a store? No
307)You've stolen from your friends? No
308)"Something slipped slyly sneaking supposedly south" is an alliteration? uhh yes?
309)You know of ugly houses on the outside that are pretty on the inside? dunno
310)You have enough nerve to reach in someone elses pocket? No
311)You're the baby in the family? No
312)No one understands you? seems like it
313)You have a pissing buddy (in other words, you and this person try and piss people off)? you know how wrong that sounds??
314)Broccoli is very yummy? depends
315)Kissing is fun? No
316)You have no friends? No
317)Someone has insulted you today? no
318)You aren't scared to get in trouble? i'm terrified
319)Someone you hate gave you a complement today? No
320)You are vertically challenged? dunno
321)Is this survey taking long enough or what? it's fine lol
322)What if someone with the last name of Balls had a son named Dick Nel? why not bells?
323)Are you happy? Yeah
324)Do the Sims kick some serious booty? dunno
325)What would happen if you poured spaghetti sauce on the computer? it would die
326)How do you know how many more questions until you reach 1,000? The numbers
327)Speaking of which, how many more ARE there? A lot
328)How did you get that number? uhh
329)Can you think of a name that can be reversed and look the same? Yeah
330)Well, will you tell me what it is? Bob
331)Can you back that thing up? Bob
332)Have you taken your vitamins today? No
333)Did you ever have an internet boyfriend/girlfriend and when? No
334)What is the longest you've ever been in the pool? Dunno
335)Why can you not be blind? i'm a guardian of the blind..
336)Do you hear the bells on Christmas day? I HEAR THE BELLS!!!! AHH!!
338)What do you want your marital status to be when you're 29? *shrugs*
339)How old will you get married at? dunno
340)Are you an only child? No
341)Who in your house has the next birthday? My brother
342)Any plans for tomorrow? sure
343)Have you kissed someone of the same sex? no
344)Why am I stupid? you're not
345)What time is it? 1:38 pm
346)What is your favorite insult in another language? None
347)What does that mean?
348)Is there a pimple on your booty? dunno
349)If there is a bottle of water and someone drinks half, is it half empty or half full? half full
350)Is Michael Jordan REALLY the best basketball player in the world? No
351)What are some of the movies you cried while watching? the passion of the Christ, spider-man 2
352)Who hates you? dunno
353)How many stars would you rate today with 5 stars being the highest? 3
354)Any plans for the future? Yeah
355)What kind of car do you like? dunno..
356)7 8 9? 10 11 12!
357)What do you keep in your refrigerator? Drinks, food
358)What is the hardest thing you are doing in school right now? it's summer
360)When was the last time you had the hiccups? Dunno
361)Do you know how to do the funky chicken? No
362)What is a fond childhood memory? lots
363)Can you remember when you learned about Santa's little secret? No
364)Could you please write some alliteration for us... aliteration that makes sense? No
365)Right now, how old do you THINK you'll be when you retire? 64
366)Do you look like a freak? No
367)Do you love your computer? Yeah *hugs computer*
368)What is the gayest thing in this world? people who are gay? lol
69)Would you have re-elected Bill Clinton if he could have run for office again? no
370)What creative name can you come up with for a toilet? Dunno
371)Do you have personal problems? Yeah
372)How would you piss off a smart person? Dunno
373)How would you piss off a popular person? say 'YOUR FASHION IS HORRIBLE!'
374)Do you smoke? No
375)Ya drink? No
376)You are mad? No
377)You've changed a diaper or had someone change your diaper? 2nd one
378)Old people are cool? yeah
379)There are little people that nag you about the size of your butt? No
380)You've cried today? No
381)Now you've cited the reason that they put the word FIRE on the REALLY REALLY spicy salsas at Taco Bell? uhh..? BELL?!
382)Chicken tastes like poo? No
383)You prefer to make an idiot out of yourself in front of complete strangers, rather than people you know? Yeah
384)There is no reason you won't punch someone in the gut if the back-talk you? umm
385)Your life is pitiful? No
386)You hate the people that you belong to (parents or guardians)? No
387)For some incredibly odd reason, you feel the need to punch someone's lights out right now! No
388)People say you look/act/seem like a freak, and you say "thank you"? i would..sure
389)You think no one really loves you? No
390)You keep your finger nails real short? yeah
391)You get Good Friday off from school? i think so..
392)There are white walls somewhere in your house? Yeah
393)You think they should play never-ending episodes of Barney EVERYDAY for people in jail? lmao..
394)You personally know the person that has created this survey? No
395)You have no religion? i have one
396)You have a friend that has a parent in one religious denomination and one in another? dunno
397)There is a little gong inside your head that makes annoying voices echo in your head until you have to scream? *bangs gong* OMG SHUT UP!!!!
398)You were born before the date of September 21, 1985? No
399)One of your parents was adopted? No
400)You've made it this far and are excited about proceeding on with this survey! YES
401)What is your other diary/journal/xanga name? Palmy
402)What do you like about your hair? It's nice
403)Do you think guys get PMS? No
404)Do you like tear jerking movies? yeah
405)What are you best friend's parents' middle names? Dunno
406)Are you mad at the world? sometimes
407)Why/why not?
408)What's your blood type? Dunno
409)In a relationship, do looks REALLY matter to you? a little
410)What college do you want to go to? Dunno
411)What would you like to study there? history
412)Who is the most annoying person as of right now? my brother
413)What is the last horror movie you saw? dunno
414)What movie genre best describes your life as of right now? dunno
415)Have you ever been to a real AA meeting? No
416)What is the first language you learned after you were born (what's your native language)? English
417)Do you like nightmares? No
418)Why/why not? scary
419)What country were you born in? USA
420)What country do you live in now? USA
421)Name one person you know that has gotten away with just about everything? Dunno
422)What did you do last summer? traveled, went online
423)Estimate how many parts there will be to this survey? 1000
424)Do you know anyone with the last digits of their phone number being 7448? No
425)As of this second, how much money do you have in your possesion? dunno
426)What color was Napolean's white horse? BLACK
427)What do you usually get for a snack at the movies? Popcorn
428)What was the last movie you saw in a theater? potc 2
429)What jewelry are you wearing? bracelets, ring, necklaces
430)How old is your oldest parent/guardian? 58
431)Which one is the oldest? Dad
432)Can you name some of the stupidest laws you've ever heard of? maybe
433)What is the next day you will get off from school? dunno
434)What is your favorite dark humor joke? Dunno
435)Did you punch anyone today? No
436)If anything, what did you learn today? dunno
436)How many diaries/journals/xangas are on YOUR favorites/fruends/subscribers list? 40
437)Can you please list? no thanks
438)What was the last illegal act you commited? None
439)List 'I love you' in as many languages as you can (and be sure you say which language it is in). I love you (English), ego amo tu (latin)
440)Which are YOU wearing, boxers or briefs? briefs
441)How many people have you ever cheated on? None
442)What would you do if you caught your best friend doing bad things (nod,nod...wink,wink) with your science teacher? be scared
443)What was the last store you bought a phone in? Dunno
444)What do you do when you hear someone tell you a stupid joke? Laugh
445)When it really comes down to it, which is better, nice face or nice butt? Face
446)Are you feeling gay? No
447)Name the fattest person you know? dunno..
448)How far have you gotten in the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' song? dunno
449)What ads are at the top of the page right now? None but there's one on the side
450)Is you fatz? ...SHUT UP
Here is a special segment dedicated to yo' mama/yo' daddy- step-parents can apply
451)Come on, which is better, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
452)Which one is more likely to be welcomed at the psycho ward, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
453)Does yo' mama love yo' daddy? Yeah
454)Does yo' daddy love yo' mama? Yeah
455)Is yo' mama cool? Yeah
456)Is yo' daddy cool? Yeah
457)Are you surprised this asks about yo' mama or yo' daddy? IT'S PAINFUL
458)Do you like yo' mama or yo' daddy jokes? No
459)Who do you live with, yo' mama or yo' daddy or both? Both
460)What do you call yo' mama (to her face- not behind her back)? Mom
461)What do you call yo daddy (same as above)? Dad
462)Which annoys you the most, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
463)Who give you the most money (if either pays you), yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
464)Which one earns the most money, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
465)Which is setimentaller (^_^), yo' mama or yo' daddy? dunno
466)Are you tired of talking about yo' mama or yo' daddy? i'm tired of you talking like that
467)Do you think yo' mama or yo' daddy is anyone's business? uhh?
468)Who didn't graduate high school, yo' mama or yo' daddy? They did
469)Which one is less responsible, yo' mama or yo' daddy? dunno
470)Which is probably more computer literate, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
471)Are yo' mama and yo' daddy divorced? No
472)Out of you and your best (female)friend, who's the Mary and who's the Rhoda? BEUTA MARIA
473)Who, out of all of your friends, has the most pets? Dunno
474)Did you actually like the Blair Witch Project movie (if you saw it)? Didn’t see it
475)What band makes you want to go drink a whole 40-oz. in three minutes? None
476)What silent movies have you seen? None
477)Are there any wreaths in your house that aren't for Christmas? i think so..
478)Do you live way out in the boonies? No
479)Does your internet connection bug the piss out of you? No
480)When was the last time you wet your pants? Dunno
481)Do you click on the annoying ads? No
482)Look up- do you see any bugs on the ceiling? No
483)Do you lie about your age? No
484)Do you like painted finger nails? No
485)What phobias do you have? diseases
486)What percent of 24 hours do you spend sleeping? 8 or 9
487)Are you full of beans? No
488)How many times have you barfed from bad milk? none but i barfed from milk once..
489)Do people trust your judgment? dunno
490)Why/why not? Dunno
491)Are you BOLD and daring? No
492)Look closely, what is this ---> --)----)---)----@? BLACK ROSE BLACK ROSE!!
493)Time yourself for 10 seconds. How may holidays can you name (correctly) in that name? 6
494)Again, time yourself for 10 seconds. How many inanimate objects can you count in the room you are in in that time? 8
495)Here’s a stupid question- What is wrong with this sentence- "A doctor a day keeps the apple away"? nothing it's grammatically correct ;)
Let’s play a game of “Which Comes First in Your Book?” in other words, which would you put as “more important”
496)Money or looks? ummm..
497)Hearing or sight? I HEAR THE BELLS
498)Love or friendship? both
499)Chicken or beef? both
500)Sunday or Monday? sunday
501)You or others? both
502)Work or play? both
503)Sleep or work? Sleep
504)Play or sleep? both
505)Glass or plastic? both
506)Math or Science? Science
507)Literature or Math? Literature
508)Summer or winter? Summer
509)Chocolate or a nice figure? Chocolate
510)Comedy or romance? Comedy
511)Horror or comedy? Comedy
512)Westerns or comedy? Comedy
513)Dogs or cats? Cats
514)Fish or birds? Birds
515)Mammals or reptiles? both
516)Spaghetti or Ravioli? Ravioli
517)Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican
518)Indian or Thai food? dunno
519)Critics or skeptics? dunno
520)Mayonnaise or mustard? Mayo
521)Age or beauty? Beauty
522)Size or color? Color
523)Paper or pencils? paper
524)Blue or red? red
Now, it's time for "What Do You Think of When You Hear..."
525)Bob- the builder...AHHH *throws something at tv*
526)Lips- kiss
527)Color Forms- uh huh
528)Sims- people
529)Pizza- italian
530)Eccentric- electric
531)Special- shiny
532)Tie King- sword
533)Shrine- Gold
534)Ears- do you hear what i hear?
535)Teeth- mouth
536)Fox- zorro
537)Fuzzy- furry
538)Annoying- ryan
539)Bubbly- fizzy
540)Have you ever heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
541)Have you ever seen the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
542)Have you ever heard of Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
543)Have you ever seen Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
544)Do you surf the web a lot? Yeah
545)Have you ever barfed after seeing a dead person's body? No
546)Are you morbid? No
547)Have you ever dug up a dead person on accident? No
548)Have you ever dug up a dead person on purpose? No
549)Do you grope people you don't know? No
550)Have you ever seen anyone grope vegetables because they were so deprived because their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't have anything nice? No
551)What webrings are you a member of? None
552)Do you have a webpage? No
553)Do you know anyone with a five-story house? No
554)Do YOU have a five-story house? No
555)If you answered "no" above, how many stories is your house? 2
556)Do you have a fan in the room you are in? Yeah
Here's the little section called... "Is this an attractive quality in a boyfriend/girlfriend"
557)Which one do you want- boyfriend, girlfriend, or do you go for both? Boyfriend
558)Blonde hair, blue eyes- no
559)Long hair- Yeah
560)Cute face- no
561)Nice package- lmao..
562)Pale complexion- sure
563)Funny- Yeah
564)Same interests as you- Yeah
565)Hates the same things you do- sure
566)Freckles- sure
567)Intelligence- Yeah
568)Do you believe in the zodiac signs when it comes to picking a lover- No
569)Would it bug you if they hung out with other girls/guys- No
570)What would you do if you found out that they kissed another girl/guy- Ask why
571)A slap-able booty- ugh no
572)Cute cheeks- nooo
573)Abnormal proportions- No
574)Do you have a friend with a website? Yeah
575)Do you have a friend that doesn't have a computer but mysteriously visits odd websites? No
576)Do you like B2K? No
577)Do you like BET? No
578)What about MTV? No
579)Howz about GAC? huh?
580)Is VH1 good? No
581)Hey, how many of you people don't get cable TV? Me
582)Do you have over 100 channels? no
583)Do you get any of the HBO stations? No
584)How many computers do you have in your house? lots
585)Don't you think these questions are a bit random? sure
586)Can you do gymnastics? No
587)Do you ice skate? No
588)Is warm weather nice? Yeah
589)Have you ever cussed out a teacher? No
590)Where's the nearest cemetary? one in our town...there's an old church there
591)Are you scared of cemetaries? a little
592)Ever been to a funeral? Yeah
593)Are you crude? No
594)Do you think of yourself as a control freak? kinda
595)Are you a sarcastic person? Yeah
596)How many friends have you spoken to today? one so far
597)Do you know the three deadly B/M's? No
598)Who has Windows XP? me
599)Are monkeys cool? sure
600)You go to celeb parties. No
601)You hate dogs. No
602)There is only one door that you can exit out of the room you're in. there isn't a door to this room
603)Your mom is a total bia-bia. ..wha?
604)Your dad is a total @$$. No
605)You enjoy reading. Yeah
606)You have some weird words you've invented. Googles
607)You've ever been recommended for a special education class. dunno
608)You wonder if this survey will reach 1000. It will
609)You've taken a sip out of the fountain of youth. No
610)You hate all of your teachers. no
611)You've thrown up in the bushes. No
612)Monkeys are cool. Sure
613)You love little mammals. Yeah
614)The excessive ads are beginning to aggrivate the piss out of you. sure
615)You have over $30. yeah
616)Money is cool. sure
617)It will squeak if I squeeze it. YAY
618)You've seen things you never want to see again! Yeah
619)You believe in Adam and Eve. Yeah
620)Men are sexy. LUCA
621)Women are sexy. to men..
622)Men and women are both sexy. sure
623)You're a stable person. Sure
624)Bootylicious is a good thing. ew
625)You go to the bank like you go to the potty (unless you work at one). No
626)Chicken tastes like chicken. *gasp*!!!
627)Beef tastes like beef. omg no...
628)Orange crayons taste like oranges. *eats one* yummm
629)You've stuck a banana in a donut, held it up and screamed "this is my legacy!" OMG!!! LMAO!!
630. If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter? if it dies..
631.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? GREEN
632.If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented? hahaha
633.What hair color is on the license of a bald man? what color it was before?
634. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it? dunno..dogs?
635.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos? Cause
636.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? dunno
637.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? some science thing
638.Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon? NO OR THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU TO JAIL
639.What do chickens think we taste like? Dunno
640.What do you call a male ladybug? manbug?
641.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? wth?
642.Why are there interstates in Hawaii? cause it's in the state..
643.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations? No
644.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from? ...ahhhh!!
645.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? No
646.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? AND AS YOUR WORLD'S FALLING DOWN!! hey i'm listening to that song right now!!
647.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite? yess
648.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal? cause it..is?
649.If American mothers give their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give their babies? tiny chopsticks?
650)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? he OWNS the snowplow ;)
651)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? robbery or something
652)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? blind people may walk up?
653)Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo? that's awesome
654)When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? IT DIES
655)Why do they report power outages on TV? so other people know
656)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You get scared
657)What is the purpose of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses? Dunno
658)What is the purpose of ejector seats for helicopters? Dunno
659)The typical Tarot deck contains how many cards? Dunno
660)Natural quartz crystals come from which-a)Arizona,b) Yugoslavia,c) arkansas-? dunno
661)What famous person do you share a birthday with? Dunno
662)Take the gender test at The Spark and tell us- was it correct? no thanks
663)Do you care if people have mismatched socks? sure
664)Have you ever gone down on someone because they paid you to? No
665)Do you procrastinate? Yeah
666)Do you think this number should've been left out? LORD HAVE MERCY!! KYRIE ELEISON!!
667)Are you being watched? By God
668)Are you in pain? No
669)Do you like exams? yeah
670)Do you like tests? yeah
671)Do you like quizes? sure
672)Do you like the thought of SATS? kinda
673)Does good always win? Usually
674)Should good ever lose? maybe..
675)Have you ever been poked in the eye so bad that you couldn't see out of it? No
676)Have you ever had such bad cramps that you couldn't pee right? No
677)Do you like to look at naked people? No
678)9-10-11? 22!!
679)What is the worst thing about a little newborn baby? Crying
680)Do you like little newborn babies? Sure
681)Do you like to be... NAUGHTY? *cough*
682)What is the area code for Korea? Dunno
683)Where is a nice place you prefer to do it? IT...TI...
684)Will you survive...will you survive... for as long as you know how to love do you know if you'll stay alive? stayin' alive, ohhh STAYIN' ALIIIIVE!
685)Bud or Miller Lite? Neither
686)Do you have a bopplehead? No
687)Are YOU a bopplehead? No
688)Do u annoy Osama bin Laden? No
689)Do you have underwear with your favorite color on it? Yeah
690)Do you like chicken fingers? Yeah
691)Have you ever heard a good knock-knock joke? Sure
692)Do you watch SNL? No
693)Do you believe the rumors that anything is pretty much legal in Amsterdam? dunno
694)What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? dunno
695)Are you bootylicious enough to scare the whole 'hood? SHUT UP!
696)Do you watch the Osbournes? No
697)Do you watch Friends? No
698)Do you watch 24? No
699)Do you watch the Real World? No
700)Do you watch cartoons? No
701)Do you judge people by their laugh? No
702)Are you scared of terrorists? yeah
703)Are you a fierce person? No
704)Do arachnids scare you? Yeah
705)What color do you wish your eyes were? brown
706)Can you believe that this survey has gotten this far? Yeah
707)Made any plans for summer? yep
708)When will/did you get your learners permit? Dunno
709)What car do you have/want? dunno
710)Do you think R. Kelly is guilty? Who?
711)Do you like 7-11? nah
712)How many kids do you have? None
713)How many kids do you want? None
714)Do you really think that if a guy drinks White Zinfandel he's gay? ..no?
715)Have you ever had a mock-tail? No
716)Do you drink piss? No
717)What is the most exciting thing you've done so far this month? well the month has barely started ll
718)How many hotels have you stayed in you whole life? tons
719)How many condos? dunno
720)How many motels? Dunno
721)What states have you been through (this includes driving through or flying over)? lots
722)If you were to die, who would get most of your things? parents, family, friends
723)Do fake nails amuse you? No
724)How many episodes of the Osbournes have you seen? None
725)Do you hate haters? dunno
726)What did you dream about last night? i don't remember well..
727)When/If you were to get married, would you support your spouse? Yeah
728)Would you make your spouse support you? Yeah
729)When was the last time you went to the potty? Earlier
730)What time zone are you currently in? Central
731)What is the name of the last store you went to? virgin megastore
732)What did you buy on your last shopping trip? cds
733)Will Mental Patient ever finish typing this up? Yeah
734)Do you fight with people when they start fights with you? sure
735)Do you enjoy making people laugh? Yeah
736)How many times have you eaten today? one
737)How many cavities do you have? two..
738)Are there living members of your family that you've never met? Yeah
739)Is Lil' Bowwow cute? ew no
740)Are you in love? Yeah
741)Does your family hate you? No
742)Do you love candy? Yeah
743)Make up a word and give the part of speech & definition? uhh
744)Do you want to be a spy someday? No
745)Is there any food you're afraid of? yeah
746)Is being ghetto good or bad? BAD
747)Are you easily aggitated? yeah
748)When was the last time you cried? 2 days ago
749)Why did you cry when you did? my brother was annoying me so much
750)Do you hate existing? No
751)What do you want your dying words to be? Dunno
752)If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered? dunno
753)If you were to have a one-night stand with a current celebrity, who would you choose? no one
754)Is there anything you'd willingly give your life for? sure
755)Have you ever stayed home from work or a social event because you were having a "bad hair day"? No
756)How many different sexual partners have you had in your life? Would you prefer to have had more or less? none
757)How do you know when you're in truly love? you just do
758)If you were God for a day, what would be the first thing you do? Dunno
759)If you saw someone shoplifting in an exclusive store, what would you do? Tell someone
760)Do you intend on being famous someday? No
761)If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? the paparazzi!
762)In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. nice
763)How can someone get completely drenched and not get their hair wet? they wear a cap?
764)What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? Dunno
765)What can you catch but not throw? A cold
766)How can the average woman have balls? Sports
767)Why do fat gym teachers exist? what kinda question is that?
768)Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? lmao! suuure
769)Are there any unguided missiles? *shivers*
770)Could crop-circles be the work of a serial killer? maybe
771)If you had to place your brain in any other part of your body, where would it be? dunno
772)For cemetary workers, do you think every shift is considered the graveyard shift? hahaha!
773)If you were a vampire, would you run an AIDS screening on your victims? sure
774)Would women be "man-eating" creatures (if you know what I mean)? ew lol!
775)Why can't we go back in time and try to kill the person that invented the stupid question? it's impossible
776)Which theory of existing do you believe- religious or scientific or neither? Religious
777)Which, witch or wich(sandwich)? wich
778)If you were born again, do you think you'd like being twins? No
779)If you were to have a pet dragon, what would you name it? luca
780)What do you call home, your house or where you were born, or someplace far far away? my house
781)Are you in bad company when you are alone? No
782)Do you find that your breath often reeks? No
783)If the God you believe in was your next door neighbor, would you look at them the same way? sure
784)Do you know where you can buy needles for turntables without having to order them? No
785)Do you like to gamble? No
786)Do you hate haters? dunno
787)Have you ever felt alone? Yeah
788)Has there been a time when all of your friends had forgotten your birthday? No
789)Do you like the sound of air filters? dunno
790)How many vanilla cokes have you had? None
791)Where is the safest place to be in a thunderstorm? inside
792)How many near-death experiences have you had? None
793)How much does the human head weigh? Dunno
794)Are you worthless? No
795)When was the last time your heart was taken and smashed to little tiny pieces? Never
796)How many communist friends do you have? None
797)Did you cry yesterday? No
798)Do you remember being born? No
799)What is the most noticable movie mistake you've seen within the last 10 months? dunno
800)Only 200 more questions to go! Excited? Sure
801)Are you a homophobic? No
802)What is the difference between archive and collection? The word
803)Do you enjoy parodies? Yeah
804)What do you think when you go to http://www.funnyspoofs.com/unclebin.jpg? um
805)Was Bill Clinton a good president? No
806)Do you like to climb things? Yeah
807)Were you ever a girl/boy scout? Yeah
808)Would you kiss a stranger? No
809)Do you like kisses? no
810)Are you a chicken? no
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear:
811)Moose? mountains
812)Hamsters? wheel
813)Oreo? Yummy
814)Wu? lu?
815)Abercrombie? ew
816)Poop? pee
817)Hot? luca
818)Religion? churches
819)Natural? beauty
820)Karma? dogma
821)Glow-in-the-dark? nice
822)Clinton? ew
823)Bopple? topple
824)Thongs? gross
825)Kit Kats? yummy
826)True love? yay
827)Rage? DIES IRAE
828)Repetitive? Annoying
829)Ill? sick
830)3:30AM? sleep
831)9:25AM? get up
832)12:00PM? MAIIIIL!
833)Dysfuntional? weird
834)Freaky? scary
835)Shake, shake,shake? stop stop..ow
836)Hot guys? ITALIANS
837)Penilly? picadilly
838)----}---}-<@ BLACK ROSE
839)Spectacular? epic
840)Baby Got Back? ughhhh
841)AOL? annoying
841)Spiderman? awesome
842)Zippers? pants
843)Pointless? *growls*
844)Japanese beetle? HIYA!
845)Mice? rats
846)Atlantic? pacific
847)Ping? ling
848)Bing? wing
849)White? bright
850)Green? red
851)Blue? ocean
852)Brown? nature
853)Pink? ew
854)Grey? clouds
855)Black? cape
856)Yellow? bright
857)Orange? bright
858)Purple? royal
859)Aqua? LATIN
860)Red? sangue
861)If you could have 3 bumper stickers of choice, what would they say? Dunno
862)Did you get your mail today? yeah
863)Do you feel guilty often? dunno
864)How old were you when someone of the opposite sex, not in your family, saw you in the underware (or put N/A)? dunno
865)What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite sex? nowhere
866)Do you feel you are killing brain cells by doing this survey? No
--True or False--
867)I am as straight as a gay person can be? sure?
868)I've counted how many times I've sneezed in a week? F
869)I can stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
870)I've actually tried to stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
871)I was raped? F
872)I've had a friend that was raped? F
873)When I got to the bathroom, I scream "I LOVE MY POTTY!"? F
874)I hate myself? F
875)Police live next door? F
876)I hate labels (punk, prep... hippy, etc.)? T
877)I'm preppy? F
878)I'm gothic? F
879)I'm a punk? F
880)I'm a hippy? F
881)My label isn't one of the last 4? T
882)I'm not labeled so don't label me? T
883)Only when my body cavities start to smell do I take a shower? F
884)I hate bumper stickers? F
885)Sex is evil? t and f
886)Incest is evil? t
887)Homosexuality is evil? dunno..
888)Working on holidays is disgustingly evil? F
889)I answered false to the last 4 questions? F
890)I've tried to kill myself over 10 times? F
891)Video games kick butt!? T
892)Computer games kick butt!? F
893)I'll kick YOUR butt!? F
894)When people break up with me, I exclaim, "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"? F
895)I'm high? F
896)My nose is running and my feet are smelling? F
897)I see you? t! mwahaha
898)I eat dead things? well technically..true
899)I'm glad that there are only 100 questions left to go! suuuure
900)Are you greedy? kinda
901)Are you lustful? No
902)Are you a glutton? No
903)Are you angered? Sometimes
904)Are you envious? Sometimes
905)Ya proud? sure
906)Are you a sloth? No
907)Are you an idiot? No
908)Does this refine your thinking- "You're an idiot if you didn't realize that 900-906 were 7 deadly sins"? man
909)Female: Say you're wearing a two-piece bathing suit at the beach. Which piece (top or bottom) would you rather lose in front of everyone? Bottom
Male: Which piece would you like to see your girlfriend/girl-of-your-dreams lose?
910)Do you want to be a dentist or be in that line of work? No
911)Do you want to be a police officer or be in that line of work? No
912)Do you want to be a teacher or be in that line of work? No
913)Do you want to be a president or be in that line of work? No
914)Do you want to be a form of entertainer? No
915)Do you want to be the "happy housewife"? No
916)Do you want to be the "happy hooker"? No
917)Which is more true: "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" or "Early to bed, early to rise gives that man a small penis size" hahaha wooow
918)Female: Do you paint gay guys' nails? No
Male:Do you go girl-watching with lesbians?
919)Who do you feel like throwing poop at right now? No one
920)Are you your own sister? maybe?
921)Is your momma, through adoption, your sister? No
922)Are you your own grandmother? No
923)Are you more familiar with the anatomy of people of your own sex or of the opposite sex? Mine
924)Which word do you prefer: bitch or bastard? Neither
925)Do you think it is correct to call a guy a bitch? No
926)Do you think all sluts are dumb? No
927)Is it necessary to be in love before you have sex? Yeah
928)HAve you ever stalked someone because they looked at you funny? No
929)Have you ever followed someone around a store for the hell of it? No
930)Do you enjoy it when people notice you? depends
931)Have you ever accidentally kissed someone? No
932)Would you go down on someone because you're bored? No
933)Are you pregnant at this time? No
934)What would you do if your cousin's, best friend's boyfriend was your dad's brother's ex- boyfriend? ow my brain..
935)Do you think naked people are funny? No
936)Do you think of ghetto as a compliment? no way
937)Have you been caught doing something you shouldn't have been? yeah
938)When you're done with this survey, will you take it over again in a few months to see how you've changed? maybe haha
939)How many roller coasters have you been on? one
940)Do you hate human beings? No
941)Do you sneak food into the movie theater? not usually
942)Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? No
943)Who is yo baby's daddy/mama? don't have a baby
944)Are you a baby's mama/daddy? no
945)What religion is your mom's best friend's dad? dunno
946)Do you know where north is in relation to your current position? not really
947)Is the weather nice? sure
948)51 questions to go. Ya feel good? yeah maaan
949)Seen the Powerpuff Girls Movie? No
951)Did you see Scream? No
952)What'd you think of it?
953)Did you see Scream 2? No
954)What'd you think of it?
955)Did you see Scream 3? No
956)What'd you think of it?
957)Do you have a floppy disk in your computer right now? No
958)What is your current occupation? Student
959)What do you want for a future occupation? historian
960)What did you want it to be when you were little? vet
961)Have you ever gone down on a stranger? No
962)Would you go down on one? No
963)Do you believe in love at first sight? no
964)Do you draw faces on people in magazines? i used to lol
965)Name someone that has terrible singing? Britney Spears
966)Kissed anyone lately? no
967)When was the last time you drank a glass of water? yesterday
968)When was the last time you stood on your head on a roof? Never
969)30 survey questions to go! Isn't that super? shiiiiny
970)Did you ever have applejuice that was so old that you got sick? No
971)Have your friends ever made you a toxic concoction (a drink that has a bunch of nasty stuff in it and YOU don't know what it is)? No
972)If you answered yes, did you actually DRINK it?
973)Ever been drunk before? No
974)Ever been to a keg party? No
975)Have you ever sung in a band infront of a crowd? No
976)Do you sing when you're alone? Yeah
977)What songs have you memorized the words to? oh tons lol
978)Would you sing for someone you love? sure
979)Who would you enjoy kicking right now? No one
980)How long can you hold your breath? Dunno
981)Doo yew hait pepel thet kant spilll (Do you hate people that can't spell)? ughhhh
982)Would you take care of a sick animal if only it would recieve any benefit at all? Yeah
983)Can you eat 3 raw onions without barfing? dunno
984)Have you made plans for tomorrow? Kinda
985)What do you think of this joke:Q)How do you like your eggs in the morning?? A)Unfertilized? HAHAHA!!!
986)Finish this: Yo mama's so ugly...? *slaps you* BAD..
987)HAve you ever stepped on a bug in your bare feet? dunno
988)Would you eat a roach for $1000? No
989)Have you ever eaten a bug? No
990)Have you killed anything? Bugs
991)What do you dunk your donuts in? Nothing
992)Are the Powerpuff Girls GAY? sure
993)Do you consider yourself to be beautiful? sure
994)Do you consider yourself to be a talkative person? Kinda
995)Do you consider yourself to be an ugly monkey? No
996)Do you consider yourself to be a big baby? No
997)Do you consider yourself to be a scapegoat (someone that takes the blame for something they didn't do)? No
998)Do you consider yourself to be a computer nerd? Yeah
999)Do you consider yourself to have a butt for a face? no
1000)This is the very last question (duh), so, tell me, do you think you're going to live happily ever after? BELLS
Today's Latin: si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes (if you can read this, you're over-educated)
"When you think you've succeeded, but something's missing, means you have been defeated by greed, your weakness"--"Another Me," Epica
I got to talk to Dana for the first time on IM yesterday...she's so awesome and nice!
There's this LJ dungeon thingy...you fight people and get items...it's really fun and addictive. I did it for all my LJ friends and you can see here: http://community.livejournal.com/randomshinyness/72983.html#cutid1
Tomorrow I'm going to Oklahoma and staying till Thursday. I'll miss everyone!
1)What's your name? Heather
2)How old are you? 17
3)What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind? 6, 7
4)How much money do you get for an allowance? don't get one
5)What's your favorite TV show? er
6)How many times have you moved in your lifetime? 3 or 4
7)What's your favorite store? Virgin Megastore
8)Which is more important- life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness? VITA! LIBERTAS! BEATITAS! VITA MAAAAN
9)Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS? No
10)How many pets do you have? 3 cats
11)How many bfs or gfs have you ever had? None
12)What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"? montana
13)How was your day today? it's good
14)How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire? none
15)How much time do you spend on the internet a week? don't ask lol
16)What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road? dunno
17)What do you consider the chances of returning $20 found on the side of the road? Very unlikely
18)Does this survey interest you? Yeah
19)How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? one
20)Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is done? dunno
21)Why are you trying to complete this survey? i wanna
22)How many movies have you seen within the last week? dunno
23)What about the last month? Overlots
24)What did you eat for lunch today? well i'm eating chex mix now..
25)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? too much
26)Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? hahaha
28)Do ads annoy you? if I see them over and over
29)Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? the one near the kitchen
30)What is the longest word you know of? one i can't spell. also tintinnabulation
31)What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? huh?
32)What was your first word as a baby? dunno
33)***Women: *gasp*
34)True or false- BOTH
35)Do you like shopping? depends on what i'm shopping for
36)What are you listening to? fight-gamma rau
37)Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute)? i used to..
38)Well, do tell us what it is.
39)Are you gay/a lesibian? No
40)How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? one
True or False
41)You like to write in your diary/journal/xanga. true
42)You have a Neopet. false
43)There are aliens under your bed. F
44)You see dead people. F
45)You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. T
46)Your back itches. F
47)The thing your sitting on is a chair. t
48)You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. F
49)Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. F
50)There is something stuck to your booty. t...underwear lol
51)Your parents annoy you. t and f
52)The thing that annoys you the most involves sound. f
53)The word vicious describes you. F
54)You have siblings. T
55)You can count on everyone in your family. T
56)You like the color brown. t
57)Things from the early 1900's interest you. t!!!
58)The best music is country music. F
59)There is a little dog telling you what to do. F
60)You know all of your friend's phone numbers. F
61)Green tea is yummy. F
62)You're popular. F
63)You're a pervert. t lol
64)Vivacious describes you. huh?
65)Gambling is a problem for you. F
67)The word death scares you. T
68)There is a window nearby. T
68)Something doesn't seem right to you. F
69)You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 68's on this thing. F
70)<-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this. F
71)Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black. F
72)Puberty is a scary thing. t and f
73)Skating is fun. t
74)You barf a lot. F
75)For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived. t
76)You know what time you'll be up til tonight. T
77)You think you will make it up to 1,000 on this survey thing. T
78)You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps). F
79)These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup. F
80)You wear underwear ALL the time (24/7, 365((not including swimming and bathing))). T
Now, what do these words and phrases remind you of
81)Jingle Bells: BELLS!!! BELLS BELLS BELLS!!!!!!
82)Nuts: peanuts
83)Frank: dellapenna
84)Bopples: lmao
85)Farmer: busy
86)Fairies: shiny
87)Gory Movies: battles
88)Buzz Lightyear: to infinity and beyond!
89)Mimi: france
90)Zizzerzazzerzuzz: uyyuoooooo!
91)Parking: parallel
92)Bald: frank dellapenna
93)Muck: dirty
94)Rolls: down
95)Seal: royal
Back to the regular questions
96)Name the states you've lived in. California, Texas
97)What is your least favorite class? Math
98)Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing: pants dunno, shirt when i saw poto on stage
99)What is the largest amount of money you've ever spent in one store? dunno
100)Tap your finger on the screen of the computer. make me
101)Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you? yeah
102)Where is the nearest ghetto house? Dunno
103)What is the last thing you ate/drank? orange juice, chex mix
104)Where did Christmas come from? Jesus
105)Why do we celebrate Halloween? i forgot
106)What's country music? Bad
107)Why is there a brain in your head if you don't use it? i do too use it!
108)What is your "social class" in school? who cares?
109)Do dogs do the doo? maybe
110)Can you shoot a gun well? No
111)How many times have you weighed yourself on the scale today? None
112)Have you ever had an eating disorder? No
113)Do you think you are depressed? No
114)Type a sentance and don't use the backspace or anything. OMG THE BELLS YAT
115)Now count your mistakes? one
116)Are you looking forward to tomorrow? sure
117)Why/why not? IT'S THE DAY OF CHURCH
118)What is the best thing about a sunny day? it's prettyful
119)What color is the shirt you're wearing now? black, white
120)What color are your pants? Blue
121)How much do you weigh? 102 lbs
122)who are your friends, name them? lots
123)Do you hear the bells? YES I HEAR THE BELLS!!!!!!!
124)What number do you plan to get to on the 1,000 Question survey? 1,000
125)Do you believe in "best friends"? Yeah
126)Why or why not? Cause
127)What are some of your favorite words? epic, tintinnabulation, kyrie
128)What is your favorite inside joke? shiny luca
129)Are you feeling itchy right now? a little
130)Name your favorite president. dunno
131)What profession would you want when you're older? historian
132)Do you like to lick things? oh yeah my fave hobby...COME HERE LUCA!
133)Can you make yourself barf? No
134)Really? really really
135)What would you do if your name was Dick Ball? Change it
136)How many times have you felt like beating the crap out of someone today? None
137)How many illegal plants grow in your back yard. None
138)Can I fix it? no...MINE
139)How close are you to a telephone? very close
Time Again for some True or False
140)You are in love. T
141)You feel hated. not at the moment
142)There is someone in your school that has commited a crime against you. F
143)The next time you have a birthday will be in 2005. f
144)Everyone hates you. F
145)Women: You think little girls are sexy. F
147)There is weed in your backyard. F
148)You can spell dog 10 times fast without messing up. t (i just did so lol)
149)You live in a BIG mansion: F
150)Good friends are hard to come by. T
151)Santa Claus is yo mama/yo daddy. F
152)Strange animals piss in your backyard. F
153)Ya got gas. F
154)Yo mama jokes are amusing to you. F
155)You've had a dream where you killed your worst enemy. F
156)Spiders scare you. T
157)A dog once bit you. T
158)You've never been to Florida. F
159)Bugs are fun to bake in the oven. F
160)Shopping is fun. t and f
161)Cute dogs are fun. T
162)You believe in reincarnation. F
163)One of the things you dislike is being questioned. t and f
164)Rainy days are cool. T
165)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday? go online
166)What kind of computer operating system do you have? windows xp
167)Who do you love? Everyone
68)What is the longest you ever went out with anyone? huh?
169)How many days a week do you drink coke and pepsi? none
170)Did you get to this point in the survey from.. from where?
171)What car do you want to drive? none really
172)Does rap music offend you? Yeah
173)When you fight, what is the first thing you always do? scream wich makes my voice really high
174)Can you turn people's sentences around to make them seem nasty? yep
175)How many times have you ever had lice? None
176)Which of the following do you see the most in your dreams: flowers, pink, people you don't know, streets that lead to strange cities. dunno
177)How many times have you smacked your butt into someone? Dunno
178)Can you tell us how many cigarettes you've ever smoked? None
179)What is your view on "cussing"? Hate it
180)What is the time where you are? 1:08 pm
181)What is the longest you've ever slept w/o waking up? Dunno
182)What is the lowest quiz grade you've ever gotten? 0
183)What do you hear outside? Nothing
184)Name all of the ghetto swear words- if you're ghetto enough. shut up
185)What is your favorite line from a movie in the WORLD! "the bells of notre dame!!"
186)Do you like to party? Ynot really
187)What happens when you get really mad? don't ask..
188)What spending problem, if any, do you have? if i want it and if i have enough money i'll get it
189)What is the worst thing you've ever done? Dunno
Time for the segment of the survey that asks (drum roll) "Which is better?"
190)Bikini or tankini? tanikini
191)The word booty or the word buttocks? buttocks
192)Chocolate or vanilla? both
193)Monkeys or baboons? Monkeys
194)Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube? huh?
195)Rock or country? Rock
196)Cartoons or news? news
197)Assignments or Assassinators? Assignments
198)First or second? both
199)Blood or guts? Blood
200)cheez doodles: crunchy or not? Crunchy
201)Black or blue? black
202)Hurricanes or tornadoes? Tornadoes
203)Pepsi or coke? Neither
204)Britney or Christina? Neither
205)Woodchucks or Peter Piper? Huh?
206)Bulimia or Anorexia? Neither
207)TRL or 106 and Park? huh?
208)Love & lose or never loved at all? Love and lose
209)Reading or TV? Reading
210)Phone or AIM? Phone
211)Boy friends or boyfriends? both
212)Nighties or jammies? Nighties
213)Crystal or diamonds? both
214)Treating your enemies with: hate or respect? Respect
215)Hang out with: Gay men or lesbians? lesbians
216)The word spit or the word spittled? Spit
217)Checkers or chess? neither
218)Peas or carrots? Peas
219)Happy endings or unhappy endings? Happy endings
220)If you could give this day a title, what would it be? dunno lol
221)Why?
222)Do you still play with dolls? No
223)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? go online
224)Make up a long math problem with a simple answer. omg yeah right!
225)What is the best thing that's happened to you within the last 10 minutes? hearing part of dies irae
226)What's your favorite card game? Egyptian rat
227)What are some of the things on your life's "to-do list"? lots
228)How are you wearing your hair now? Down
229)Where was the first place you ever did it? did it did it...who's it?
230)What is your definition of a ho? Dunno
231)Why did the chicken cross the road? HE HEARS THE BELLS
232)Where is the first place man may place a colony- Mars or the moon? The moon
233)What is something you want when you are older and can afford it? a house
234)What is the farthest you've gotten in the "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song? Dunno
235)What do you see when you look over your shoulder? the chair
236)Marco! LUCA
237)IF you're happy and you know it, will you clap your hands? *claps hands*
238)How mean are you? Not very
239)Are you itchy? No
240)Can you believe you've made it this far? Yeah
241)Where was the last site you went to? LJ
242)Can you list ten words to describe yourself? Yeah
243)Okay... do so now! weird, nice, caring, cool, shy, obesssive, honorable, epic, odd, funny
244)What color braces do you have? None
245)What do you hate about yourself? selfish
246)What's the worst prank you've played on your friends? none
247)What ails you right now? Nothing
248)Are you bored? No
249)If you could modify your life, what would you be doing right now? traveling europe
251)Have you been to a carnival lately? no
250)Any funny comments from your teachers today? it's summer lol
252)Why do you feel the way you do? it's the bells!!!
253)What sucks right now? school's gonna start soon
254)What is psychotic right now? Dunno
255)What is cool right now? belllls
256)What are you planning on doing tomorrow? going online, getting ready to go to oklahoma
257)Where do you live? Texas
258)Do you see the missing 2 anywhere? it ran away
259)Do you steal? No
260)What did you do today? going online, laundry
261)Is there any money related thing that happened today? not to me
262)How do you piss people off? dunno..
263)How many friends of the opposite sex do you have? 3 or so
264)Can you babble? suuuure
265)How many languages can you speak in? 1 fluently
266)What language(s)? English
267)What can you think of as another word for crap? stuff
268)Are you having problems? I'M ALWAYS HAVING PROBLEMS
269)Would you ever kiss someone you weren't going out with? No
270)What color is your hair? Blonde
271)As of right now, what is your dream for the future? traveling europe
272)What, in your mind, qualifies someone as being REALLY dumb? Dunno
273)If your parents didn't name you what they did, what are some names you might have been named? Dunno
274)Are you weird? heck yes
275)What are your pet's names? Pumpkin, Snowy, Cheetah
276)Can you make yourself yawn? Yeah
277)Can you name all of your friends in the order of their birthdays? No
278)If you had a daughter right now, what would she be named? Kyrihe
279)If you had a son right now, what would he be named? luca
280)How many people have you scared today? dunno..none i think
281)Are you immature? No
281)Are there ticks in your weave? uhh..no?
282)How long is your hair? medium
283)Are there little creatures on your back. yess *pets one*
284)Have you done all of the 284 questions so far? Yeah
285)Your computer is making you mad right now. No
286)You feel your life is as cold and cruel as hellmouth freezing over. LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE....
287)You have dandruff. from excema
288)Your dandruff is really bad. only if i scratch
289)You're horny right now. i am?
290)There is a life size monkey statue in your possession at all times. *shifts eyes*
291)Your eyes are twitching. No
292)Someone has just made your hate list. i don't have a hate list
293)Voices are telling you to go eat some food. I HEAR THE VOICES...
294)You obey any strange voices you hear. lol
295)You've killed a man. No
296)Smileys are COOL! some are
297)Politics is boring. tell me about it..
298)You are male. NUUUUUUU!!!
299)Siblings are annoying as hell! Yeah
300)You've seen something eerie today? the beginning of this song kinda is...I HEAR THE BELLS
301)Someone loves you? Yeah
302)Right now, someone is probably thinking of you? Dunno
303)You believe that there is a GOd? Yeah
304)There is life outside of our Solar System (aliens)? No
305)You got cash today? No
306)You've stolen from a store? No
307)You've stolen from your friends? No
308)"Something slipped slyly sneaking supposedly south" is an alliteration? uhh yes?
309)You know of ugly houses on the outside that are pretty on the inside? dunno
310)You have enough nerve to reach in someone elses pocket? No
311)You're the baby in the family? No
312)No one understands you? seems like it
313)You have a pissing buddy (in other words, you and this person try and piss people off)? you know how wrong that sounds??
314)Broccoli is very yummy? depends
315)Kissing is fun? No
316)You have no friends? No
317)Someone has insulted you today? no
318)You aren't scared to get in trouble? i'm terrified
319)Someone you hate gave you a complement today? No
320)You are vertically challenged? dunno
321)Is this survey taking long enough or what? it's fine lol
322)What if someone with the last name of Balls had a son named Dick Nel? why not bells?
323)Are you happy? Yeah
324)Do the Sims kick some serious booty? dunno
325)What would happen if you poured spaghetti sauce on the computer? it would die
326)How do you know how many more questions until you reach 1,000? The numbers
327)Speaking of which, how many more ARE there? A lot
328)How did you get that number? uhh
329)Can you think of a name that can be reversed and look the same? Yeah
330)Well, will you tell me what it is? Bob
331)Can you back that thing up? Bob
332)Have you taken your vitamins today? No
333)Did you ever have an internet boyfriend/girlfriend and when? No
334)What is the longest you've ever been in the pool? Dunno
335)Why can you not be blind? i'm a guardian of the blind..
336)Do you hear the bells on Christmas day? I HEAR THE BELLS!!!! AHH!!
338)What do you want your marital status to be when you're 29? *shrugs*
339)How old will you get married at? dunno
340)Are you an only child? No
341)Who in your house has the next birthday? My brother
342)Any plans for tomorrow? sure
343)Have you kissed someone of the same sex? no
344)Why am I stupid? you're not
345)What time is it? 1:38 pm
346)What is your favorite insult in another language? None
347)What does that mean?
348)Is there a pimple on your booty? dunno
349)If there is a bottle of water and someone drinks half, is it half empty or half full? half full
350)Is Michael Jordan REALLY the best basketball player in the world? No
351)What are some of the movies you cried while watching? the passion of the Christ, spider-man 2
352)Who hates you? dunno
353)How many stars would you rate today with 5 stars being the highest? 3
354)Any plans for the future? Yeah
355)What kind of car do you like? dunno..
356)7 8 9? 10 11 12!
357)What do you keep in your refrigerator? Drinks, food
358)What is the hardest thing you are doing in school right now? it's summer
360)When was the last time you had the hiccups? Dunno
361)Do you know how to do the funky chicken? No
362)What is a fond childhood memory? lots
363)Can you remember when you learned about Santa's little secret? No
364)Could you please write some alliteration for us... aliteration that makes sense? No
365)Right now, how old do you THINK you'll be when you retire? 64
366)Do you look like a freak? No
367)Do you love your computer? Yeah *hugs computer*
368)What is the gayest thing in this world? people who are gay? lol
69)Would you have re-elected Bill Clinton if he could have run for office again? no
370)What creative name can you come up with for a toilet? Dunno
371)Do you have personal problems? Yeah
372)How would you piss off a smart person? Dunno
373)How would you piss off a popular person? say 'YOUR FASHION IS HORRIBLE!'
374)Do you smoke? No
375)Ya drink? No
376)You are mad? No
377)You've changed a diaper or had someone change your diaper? 2nd one
378)Old people are cool? yeah
379)There are little people that nag you about the size of your butt? No
380)You've cried today? No
381)Now you've cited the reason that they put the word FIRE on the REALLY REALLY spicy salsas at Taco Bell? uhh..? BELL?!
382)Chicken tastes like poo? No
383)You prefer to make an idiot out of yourself in front of complete strangers, rather than people you know? Yeah
384)There is no reason you won't punch someone in the gut if the back-talk you? umm
385)Your life is pitiful? No
386)You hate the people that you belong to (parents or guardians)? No
387)For some incredibly odd reason, you feel the need to punch someone's lights out right now! No
388)People say you look/act/seem like a freak, and you say "thank you"? i would..sure
389)You think no one really loves you? No
390)You keep your finger nails real short? yeah
391)You get Good Friday off from school? i think so..
392)There are white walls somewhere in your house? Yeah
393)You think they should play never-ending episodes of Barney EVERYDAY for people in jail? lmao..
394)You personally know the person that has created this survey? No
395)You have no religion? i have one
396)You have a friend that has a parent in one religious denomination and one in another? dunno
397)There is a little gong inside your head that makes annoying voices echo in your head until you have to scream? *bangs gong* OMG SHUT UP!!!!
398)You were born before the date of September 21, 1985? No
399)One of your parents was adopted? No
400)You've made it this far and are excited about proceeding on with this survey! YES
401)What is your other diary/journal/xanga name? Palmy
402)What do you like about your hair? It's nice
403)Do you think guys get PMS? No
404)Do you like tear jerking movies? yeah
405)What are you best friend's parents' middle names? Dunno
406)Are you mad at the world? sometimes
407)Why/why not?
408)What's your blood type? Dunno
409)In a relationship, do looks REALLY matter to you? a little
410)What college do you want to go to? Dunno
411)What would you like to study there? history
412)Who is the most annoying person as of right now? my brother
413)What is the last horror movie you saw? dunno
414)What movie genre best describes your life as of right now? dunno
415)Have you ever been to a real AA meeting? No
416)What is the first language you learned after you were born (what's your native language)? English
417)Do you like nightmares? No
418)Why/why not? scary
419)What country were you born in? USA
420)What country do you live in now? USA
421)Name one person you know that has gotten away with just about everything? Dunno
422)What did you do last summer? traveled, went online
423)Estimate how many parts there will be to this survey? 1000
424)Do you know anyone with the last digits of their phone number being 7448? No
425)As of this second, how much money do you have in your possesion? dunno
426)What color was Napolean's white horse? BLACK
427)What do you usually get for a snack at the movies? Popcorn
428)What was the last movie you saw in a theater? potc 2
429)What jewelry are you wearing? bracelets, ring, necklaces
430)How old is your oldest parent/guardian? 58
431)Which one is the oldest? Dad
432)Can you name some of the stupidest laws you've ever heard of? maybe
433)What is the next day you will get off from school? dunno
434)What is your favorite dark humor joke? Dunno
435)Did you punch anyone today? No
436)If anything, what did you learn today? dunno
436)How many diaries/journals/xangas are on YOUR favorites/fruends/subscribers list? 40
437)Can you please list? no thanks
438)What was the last illegal act you commited? None
439)List 'I love you' in as many languages as you can (and be sure you say which language it is in). I love you (English), ego amo tu (latin)
440)Which are YOU wearing, boxers or briefs? briefs
441)How many people have you ever cheated on? None
442)What would you do if you caught your best friend doing bad things (nod,nod...wink,wink) with your science teacher? be scared
443)What was the last store you bought a phone in? Dunno
444)What do you do when you hear someone tell you a stupid joke? Laugh
445)When it really comes down to it, which is better, nice face or nice butt? Face
446)Are you feeling gay? No
447)Name the fattest person you know? dunno..
448)How far have you gotten in the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' song? dunno
449)What ads are at the top of the page right now? None but there's one on the side
450)Is you fatz? ...SHUT UP
Here is a special segment dedicated to yo' mama/yo' daddy- step-parents can apply
451)Come on, which is better, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
452)Which one is more likely to be welcomed at the psycho ward, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
453)Does yo' mama love yo' daddy? Yeah
454)Does yo' daddy love yo' mama? Yeah
455)Is yo' mama cool? Yeah
456)Is yo' daddy cool? Yeah
457)Are you surprised this asks about yo' mama or yo' daddy? IT'S PAINFUL
458)Do you like yo' mama or yo' daddy jokes? No
459)Who do you live with, yo' mama or yo' daddy or both? Both
460)What do you call yo' mama (to her face- not behind her back)? Mom
461)What do you call yo daddy (same as above)? Dad
462)Which annoys you the most, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
463)Who give you the most money (if either pays you), yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
464)Which one earns the most money, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
465)Which is setimentaller (^_^), yo' mama or yo' daddy? dunno
466)Are you tired of talking about yo' mama or yo' daddy? i'm tired of you talking like that
467)Do you think yo' mama or yo' daddy is anyone's business? uhh?
468)Who didn't graduate high school, yo' mama or yo' daddy? They did
469)Which one is less responsible, yo' mama or yo' daddy? dunno
470)Which is probably more computer literate, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
471)Are yo' mama and yo' daddy divorced? No
472)Out of you and your best (female)friend, who's the Mary and who's the Rhoda? BEUTA MARIA
473)Who, out of all of your friends, has the most pets? Dunno
474)Did you actually like the Blair Witch Project movie (if you saw it)? Didn’t see it
475)What band makes you want to go drink a whole 40-oz. in three minutes? None
476)What silent movies have you seen? None
477)Are there any wreaths in your house that aren't for Christmas? i think so..
478)Do you live way out in the boonies? No
479)Does your internet connection bug the piss out of you? No
480)When was the last time you wet your pants? Dunno
481)Do you click on the annoying ads? No
482)Look up- do you see any bugs on the ceiling? No
483)Do you lie about your age? No
484)Do you like painted finger nails? No
485)What phobias do you have? diseases
486)What percent of 24 hours do you spend sleeping? 8 or 9
487)Are you full of beans? No
488)How many times have you barfed from bad milk? none but i barfed from milk once..
489)Do people trust your judgment? dunno
490)Why/why not? Dunno
491)Are you BOLD and daring? No
492)Look closely, what is this ---> --)----)---)----@? BLACK ROSE BLACK ROSE!!
493)Time yourself for 10 seconds. How may holidays can you name (correctly) in that name? 6
494)Again, time yourself for 10 seconds. How many inanimate objects can you count in the room you are in in that time? 8
495)Here’s a stupid question- What is wrong with this sentence- "A doctor a day keeps the apple away"? nothing it's grammatically correct ;)
Let’s play a game of “Which Comes First in Your Book?” in other words, which would you put as “more important”
496)Money or looks? ummm..
497)Hearing or sight? I HEAR THE BELLS
498)Love or friendship? both
499)Chicken or beef? both
500)Sunday or Monday? sunday
501)You or others? both
502)Work or play? both
503)Sleep or work? Sleep
504)Play or sleep? both
505)Glass or plastic? both
506)Math or Science? Science
507)Literature or Math? Literature
508)Summer or winter? Summer
509)Chocolate or a nice figure? Chocolate
510)Comedy or romance? Comedy
511)Horror or comedy? Comedy
512)Westerns or comedy? Comedy
513)Dogs or cats? Cats
514)Fish or birds? Birds
515)Mammals or reptiles? both
516)Spaghetti or Ravioli? Ravioli
517)Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican
518)Indian or Thai food? dunno
519)Critics or skeptics? dunno
520)Mayonnaise or mustard? Mayo
521)Age or beauty? Beauty
522)Size or color? Color
523)Paper or pencils? paper
524)Blue or red? red
Now, it's time for "What Do You Think of When You Hear..."
525)Bob- the builder...AHHH *throws something at tv*
526)Lips- kiss
527)Color Forms- uh huh
528)Sims- people
529)Pizza- italian
530)Eccentric- electric
531)Special- shiny
532)Tie King- sword
533)Shrine- Gold
534)Ears- do you hear what i hear?
535)Teeth- mouth
536)Fox- zorro
537)Fuzzy- furry
538)Annoying- ryan
539)Bubbly- fizzy
540)Have you ever heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
541)Have you ever seen the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
542)Have you ever heard of Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
543)Have you ever seen Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
544)Do you surf the web a lot? Yeah
545)Have you ever barfed after seeing a dead person's body? No
546)Are you morbid? No
547)Have you ever dug up a dead person on accident? No
548)Have you ever dug up a dead person on purpose? No
549)Do you grope people you don't know? No
550)Have you ever seen anyone grope vegetables because they were so deprived because their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't have anything nice? No
551)What webrings are you a member of? None
552)Do you have a webpage? No
553)Do you know anyone with a five-story house? No
554)Do YOU have a five-story house? No
555)If you answered "no" above, how many stories is your house? 2
556)Do you have a fan in the room you are in? Yeah
Here's the little section called... "Is this an attractive quality in a boyfriend/girlfriend"
557)Which one do you want- boyfriend, girlfriend, or do you go for both? Boyfriend
558)Blonde hair, blue eyes- no
559)Long hair- Yeah
560)Cute face- no
561)Nice package- lmao..
562)Pale complexion- sure
563)Funny- Yeah
564)Same interests as you- Yeah
565)Hates the same things you do- sure
566)Freckles- sure
567)Intelligence- Yeah
568)Do you believe in the zodiac signs when it comes to picking a lover- No
569)Would it bug you if they hung out with other girls/guys- No
570)What would you do if you found out that they kissed another girl/guy- Ask why
571)A slap-able booty- ugh no
572)Cute cheeks- nooo
573)Abnormal proportions- No
574)Do you have a friend with a website? Yeah
575)Do you have a friend that doesn't have a computer but mysteriously visits odd websites? No
576)Do you like B2K? No
577)Do you like BET? No
578)What about MTV? No
579)Howz about GAC? huh?
580)Is VH1 good? No
581)Hey, how many of you people don't get cable TV? Me
582)Do you have over 100 channels? no
583)Do you get any of the HBO stations? No
584)How many computers do you have in your house? lots
585)Don't you think these questions are a bit random? sure
586)Can you do gymnastics? No
587)Do you ice skate? No
588)Is warm weather nice? Yeah
589)Have you ever cussed out a teacher? No
590)Where's the nearest cemetary? one in our town...there's an old church there
591)Are you scared of cemetaries? a little
592)Ever been to a funeral? Yeah
593)Are you crude? No
594)Do you think of yourself as a control freak? kinda
595)Are you a sarcastic person? Yeah
596)How many friends have you spoken to today? one so far
597)Do you know the three deadly B/M's? No
598)Who has Windows XP? me
599)Are monkeys cool? sure
600)You go to celeb parties. No
601)You hate dogs. No
602)There is only one door that you can exit out of the room you're in. there isn't a door to this room
603)Your mom is a total bia-bia. ..wha?
604)Your dad is a total @$$. No
605)You enjoy reading. Yeah
606)You have some weird words you've invented. Googles
607)You've ever been recommended for a special education class. dunno
608)You wonder if this survey will reach 1000. It will
609)You've taken a sip out of the fountain of youth. No
610)You hate all of your teachers. no
611)You've thrown up in the bushes. No
612)Monkeys are cool. Sure
613)You love little mammals. Yeah
614)The excessive ads are beginning to aggrivate the piss out of you. sure
615)You have over $30. yeah
616)Money is cool. sure
617)It will squeak if I squeeze it. YAY
618)You've seen things you never want to see again! Yeah
619)You believe in Adam and Eve. Yeah
620)Men are sexy. LUCA
621)Women are sexy. to men..
622)Men and women are both sexy. sure
623)You're a stable person. Sure
624)Bootylicious is a good thing. ew
625)You go to the bank like you go to the potty (unless you work at one). No
626)Chicken tastes like chicken. *gasp*!!!
627)Beef tastes like beef. omg no...
628)Orange crayons taste like oranges. *eats one* yummm
629)You've stuck a banana in a donut, held it up and screamed "this is my legacy!" OMG!!! LMAO!!
630. If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter? if it dies..
631.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? GREEN
632.If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented? hahaha
633.What hair color is on the license of a bald man? what color it was before?
634. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it? dunno..dogs?
635.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos? Cause
636.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? dunno
637.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? some science thing
638.Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon? NO OR THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU TO JAIL
639.What do chickens think we taste like? Dunno
640.What do you call a male ladybug? manbug?
641.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? wth?
642.Why are there interstates in Hawaii? cause it's in the state..
643.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations? No
644.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from? ...ahhhh!!
645.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? No
646.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? AND AS YOUR WORLD'S FALLING DOWN!! hey i'm listening to that song right now!!
647.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite? yess
648.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal? cause it..is?
649.If American mothers give their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give their babies? tiny chopsticks?
650)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? he OWNS the snowplow ;)
651)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? robbery or something
652)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? blind people may walk up?
653)Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo? that's awesome
654)When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? IT DIES
655)Why do they report power outages on TV? so other people know
656)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You get scared
657)What is the purpose of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses? Dunno
658)What is the purpose of ejector seats for helicopters? Dunno
659)The typical Tarot deck contains how many cards? Dunno
660)Natural quartz crystals come from which-a)Arizona,b) Yugoslavia,c) arkansas-? dunno
661)What famous person do you share a birthday with? Dunno
662)Take the gender test at The Spark and tell us- was it correct? no thanks
663)Do you care if people have mismatched socks? sure
664)Have you ever gone down on someone because they paid you to? No
665)Do you procrastinate? Yeah
666)Do you think this number should've been left out? LORD HAVE MERCY!! KYRIE ELEISON!!
667)Are you being watched? By God
668)Are you in pain? No
669)Do you like exams? yeah
670)Do you like tests? yeah
671)Do you like quizes? sure
672)Do you like the thought of SATS? kinda
673)Does good always win? Usually
674)Should good ever lose? maybe..
675)Have you ever been poked in the eye so bad that you couldn't see out of it? No
676)Have you ever had such bad cramps that you couldn't pee right? No
677)Do you like to look at naked people? No
678)9-10-11? 22!!
679)What is the worst thing about a little newborn baby? Crying
680)Do you like little newborn babies? Sure
681)Do you like to be... NAUGHTY? *cough*
682)What is the area code for Korea? Dunno
683)Where is a nice place you prefer to do it? IT...TI...
684)Will you survive...will you survive... for as long as you know how to love do you know if you'll stay alive? stayin' alive, ohhh STAYIN' ALIIIIVE!
685)Bud or Miller Lite? Neither
686)Do you have a bopplehead? No
687)Are YOU a bopplehead? No
688)Do u annoy Osama bin Laden? No
689)Do you have underwear with your favorite color on it? Yeah
690)Do you like chicken fingers? Yeah
691)Have you ever heard a good knock-knock joke? Sure
692)Do you watch SNL? No
693)Do you believe the rumors that anything is pretty much legal in Amsterdam? dunno
694)What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? dunno
695)Are you bootylicious enough to scare the whole 'hood? SHUT UP!
696)Do you watch the Osbournes? No
697)Do you watch Friends? No
698)Do you watch 24? No
699)Do you watch the Real World? No
700)Do you watch cartoons? No
701)Do you judge people by their laugh? No
702)Are you scared of terrorists? yeah
703)Are you a fierce person? No
704)Do arachnids scare you? Yeah
705)What color do you wish your eyes were? brown
706)Can you believe that this survey has gotten this far? Yeah
707)Made any plans for summer? yep
708)When will/did you get your learners permit? Dunno
709)What car do you have/want? dunno
710)Do you think R. Kelly is guilty? Who?
711)Do you like 7-11? nah
712)How many kids do you have? None
713)How many kids do you want? None
714)Do you really think that if a guy drinks White Zinfandel he's gay? ..no?
715)Have you ever had a mock-tail? No
716)Do you drink piss? No
717)What is the most exciting thing you've done so far this month? well the month has barely started ll
718)How many hotels have you stayed in you whole life? tons
719)How many condos? dunno
720)How many motels? Dunno
721)What states have you been through (this includes driving through or flying over)? lots
722)If you were to die, who would get most of your things? parents, family, friends
723)Do fake nails amuse you? No
724)How many episodes of the Osbournes have you seen? None
725)Do you hate haters? dunno
726)What did you dream about last night? i don't remember well..
727)When/If you were to get married, would you support your spouse? Yeah
728)Would you make your spouse support you? Yeah
729)When was the last time you went to the potty? Earlier
730)What time zone are you currently in? Central
731)What is the name of the last store you went to? virgin megastore
732)What did you buy on your last shopping trip? cds
733)Will Mental Patient ever finish typing this up? Yeah
734)Do you fight with people when they start fights with you? sure
735)Do you enjoy making people laugh? Yeah
736)How many times have you eaten today? one
737)How many cavities do you have? two..
738)Are there living members of your family that you've never met? Yeah
739)Is Lil' Bowwow cute? ew no
740)Are you in love? Yeah
741)Does your family hate you? No
742)Do you love candy? Yeah
743)Make up a word and give the part of speech & definition? uhh
744)Do you want to be a spy someday? No
745)Is there any food you're afraid of? yeah
746)Is being ghetto good or bad? BAD
747)Are you easily aggitated? yeah
748)When was the last time you cried? 2 days ago
749)Why did you cry when you did? my brother was annoying me so much
750)Do you hate existing? No
751)What do you want your dying words to be? Dunno
752)If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered? dunno
753)If you were to have a one-night stand with a current celebrity, who would you choose? no one
754)Is there anything you'd willingly give your life for? sure
755)Have you ever stayed home from work or a social event because you were having a "bad hair day"? No
756)How many different sexual partners have you had in your life? Would you prefer to have had more or less? none
757)How do you know when you're in truly love? you just do
758)If you were God for a day, what would be the first thing you do? Dunno
759)If you saw someone shoplifting in an exclusive store, what would you do? Tell someone
760)Do you intend on being famous someday? No
761)If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? the paparazzi!
762)In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. nice
763)How can someone get completely drenched and not get their hair wet? they wear a cap?
764)What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? Dunno
765)What can you catch but not throw? A cold
766)How can the average woman have balls? Sports
767)Why do fat gym teachers exist? what kinda question is that?
768)Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? lmao! suuure
769)Are there any unguided missiles? *shivers*
770)Could crop-circles be the work of a serial killer? maybe
771)If you had to place your brain in any other part of your body, where would it be? dunno
772)For cemetary workers, do you think every shift is considered the graveyard shift? hahaha!
773)If you were a vampire, would you run an AIDS screening on your victims? sure
774)Would women be "man-eating" creatures (if you know what I mean)? ew lol!
775)Why can't we go back in time and try to kill the person that invented the stupid question? it's impossible
776)Which theory of existing do you believe- religious or scientific or neither? Religious
777)Which, witch or wich(sandwich)? wich
778)If you were born again, do you think you'd like being twins? No
779)If you were to have a pet dragon, what would you name it? luca
780)What do you call home, your house or where you were born, or someplace far far away? my house
781)Are you in bad company when you are alone? No
782)Do you find that your breath often reeks? No
783)If the God you believe in was your next door neighbor, would you look at them the same way? sure
784)Do you know where you can buy needles for turntables without having to order them? No
785)Do you like to gamble? No
786)Do you hate haters? dunno
787)Have you ever felt alone? Yeah
788)Has there been a time when all of your friends had forgotten your birthday? No
789)Do you like the sound of air filters? dunno
790)How many vanilla cokes have you had? None
791)Where is the safest place to be in a thunderstorm? inside
792)How many near-death experiences have you had? None
793)How much does the human head weigh? Dunno
794)Are you worthless? No
795)When was the last time your heart was taken and smashed to little tiny pieces? Never
796)How many communist friends do you have? None
797)Did you cry yesterday? No
798)Do you remember being born? No
799)What is the most noticable movie mistake you've seen within the last 10 months? dunno
800)Only 200 more questions to go! Excited? Sure
801)Are you a homophobic? No
802)What is the difference between archive and collection? The word
803)Do you enjoy parodies? Yeah
804)What do you think when you go to http://www.funnyspoofs.com/unclebin.jpg? um
805)Was Bill Clinton a good president? No
806)Do you like to climb things? Yeah
807)Were you ever a girl/boy scout? Yeah
808)Would you kiss a stranger? No
809)Do you like kisses? no
810)Are you a chicken? no
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear:
811)Moose? mountains
812)Hamsters? wheel
813)Oreo? Yummy
814)Wu? lu?
815)Abercrombie? ew
816)Poop? pee
817)Hot? luca
818)Religion? churches
819)Natural? beauty
820)Karma? dogma
821)Glow-in-the-dark? nice
822)Clinton? ew
823)Bopple? topple
824)Thongs? gross
825)Kit Kats? yummy
826)True love? yay
827)Rage? DIES IRAE
828)Repetitive? Annoying
829)Ill? sick
830)3:30AM? sleep
831)9:25AM? get up
832)12:00PM? MAIIIIL!
833)Dysfuntional? weird
834)Freaky? scary
835)Shake, shake,shake? stop stop..ow
836)Hot guys? ITALIANS
837)Penilly? picadilly
838)----}---}-<@ BLACK ROSE
839)Spectacular? epic
840)Baby Got Back? ughhhh
841)AOL? annoying
841)Spiderman? awesome
842)Zippers? pants
843)Pointless? *growls*
844)Japanese beetle? HIYA!
845)Mice? rats
846)Atlantic? pacific
847)Ping? ling
848)Bing? wing
849)White? bright
850)Green? red
851)Blue? ocean
852)Brown? nature
853)Pink? ew
854)Grey? clouds
855)Black? cape
856)Yellow? bright
857)Orange? bright
858)Purple? royal
859)Aqua? LATIN
860)Red? sangue
861)If you could have 3 bumper stickers of choice, what would they say? Dunno
862)Did you get your mail today? yeah
863)Do you feel guilty often? dunno
864)How old were you when someone of the opposite sex, not in your family, saw you in the underware (or put N/A)? dunno
865)What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite sex? nowhere
866)Do you feel you are killing brain cells by doing this survey? No
--True or False--
867)I am as straight as a gay person can be? sure?
868)I've counted how many times I've sneezed in a week? F
869)I can stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
870)I've actually tried to stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
871)I was raped? F
872)I've had a friend that was raped? F
873)When I got to the bathroom, I scream "I LOVE MY POTTY!"? F
874)I hate myself? F
875)Police live next door? F
876)I hate labels (punk, prep... hippy, etc.)? T
877)I'm preppy? F
878)I'm gothic? F
879)I'm a punk? F
880)I'm a hippy? F
881)My label isn't one of the last 4? T
882)I'm not labeled so don't label me? T
883)Only when my body cavities start to smell do I take a shower? F
884)I hate bumper stickers? F
885)Sex is evil? t and f
886)Incest is evil? t
887)Homosexuality is evil? dunno..
888)Working on holidays is disgustingly evil? F
889)I answered false to the last 4 questions? F
890)I've tried to kill myself over 10 times? F
891)Video games kick butt!? T
892)Computer games kick butt!? F
893)I'll kick YOUR butt!? F
894)When people break up with me, I exclaim, "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"? F
895)I'm high? F
896)My nose is running and my feet are smelling? F
897)I see you? t! mwahaha
898)I eat dead things? well technically..true
899)I'm glad that there are only 100 questions left to go! suuuure
900)Are you greedy? kinda
901)Are you lustful? No
902)Are you a glutton? No
903)Are you angered? Sometimes
904)Are you envious? Sometimes
905)Ya proud? sure
906)Are you a sloth? No
907)Are you an idiot? No
908)Does this refine your thinking- "You're an idiot if you didn't realize that 900-906 were 7 deadly sins"? man
909)Female: Say you're wearing a two-piece bathing suit at the beach. Which piece (top or bottom) would you rather lose in front of everyone? Bottom
Male: Which piece would you like to see your girlfriend/girl-of-your-dreams lose?
910)Do you want to be a dentist or be in that line of work? No
911)Do you want to be a police officer or be in that line of work? No
912)Do you want to be a teacher or be in that line of work? No
913)Do you want to be a president or be in that line of work? No
914)Do you want to be a form of entertainer? No
915)Do you want to be the "happy housewife"? No
916)Do you want to be the "happy hooker"? No
917)Which is more true: "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" or "Early to bed, early to rise gives that man a small penis size" hahaha wooow
918)Female: Do you paint gay guys' nails? No
Male:Do you go girl-watching with lesbians?
919)Who do you feel like throwing poop at right now? No one
920)Are you your own sister? maybe?
921)Is your momma, through adoption, your sister? No
922)Are you your own grandmother? No
923)Are you more familiar with the anatomy of people of your own sex or of the opposite sex? Mine
924)Which word do you prefer: bitch or bastard? Neither
925)Do you think it is correct to call a guy a bitch? No
926)Do you think all sluts are dumb? No
927)Is it necessary to be in love before you have sex? Yeah
928)HAve you ever stalked someone because they looked at you funny? No
929)Have you ever followed someone around a store for the hell of it? No
930)Do you enjoy it when people notice you? depends
931)Have you ever accidentally kissed someone? No
932)Would you go down on someone because you're bored? No
933)Are you pregnant at this time? No
934)What would you do if your cousin's, best friend's boyfriend was your dad's brother's ex- boyfriend? ow my brain..
935)Do you think naked people are funny? No
936)Do you think of ghetto as a compliment? no way
937)Have you been caught doing something you shouldn't have been? yeah
938)When you're done with this survey, will you take it over again in a few months to see how you've changed? maybe haha
939)How many roller coasters have you been on? one
940)Do you hate human beings? No
941)Do you sneak food into the movie theater? not usually
942)Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? No
943)Who is yo baby's daddy/mama? don't have a baby
944)Are you a baby's mama/daddy? no
945)What religion is your mom's best friend's dad? dunno
946)Do you know where north is in relation to your current position? not really
947)Is the weather nice? sure
948)51 questions to go. Ya feel good? yeah maaan
949)Seen the Powerpuff Girls Movie? No
951)Did you see Scream? No
952)What'd you think of it?
953)Did you see Scream 2? No
954)What'd you think of it?
955)Did you see Scream 3? No
956)What'd you think of it?
957)Do you have a floppy disk in your computer right now? No
958)What is your current occupation? Student
959)What do you want for a future occupation? historian
960)What did you want it to be when you were little? vet
961)Have you ever gone down on a stranger? No
962)Would you go down on one? No
963)Do you believe in love at first sight? no
964)Do you draw faces on people in magazines? i used to lol
965)Name someone that has terrible singing? Britney Spears
966)Kissed anyone lately? no
967)When was the last time you drank a glass of water? yesterday
968)When was the last time you stood on your head on a roof? Never
969)30 survey questions to go! Isn't that super? shiiiiny
970)Did you ever have applejuice that was so old that you got sick? No
971)Have your friends ever made you a toxic concoction (a drink that has a bunch of nasty stuff in it and YOU don't know what it is)? No
972)If you answered yes, did you actually DRINK it?
973)Ever been drunk before? No
974)Ever been to a keg party? No
975)Have you ever sung in a band infront of a crowd? No
976)Do you sing when you're alone? Yeah
977)What songs have you memorized the words to? oh tons lol
978)Would you sing for someone you love? sure
979)Who would you enjoy kicking right now? No one
980)How long can you hold your breath? Dunno
981)Doo yew hait pepel thet kant spilll (Do you hate people that can't spell)? ughhhh
982)Would you take care of a sick animal if only it would recieve any benefit at all? Yeah
983)Can you eat 3 raw onions without barfing? dunno
984)Have you made plans for tomorrow? Kinda
985)What do you think of this joke:Q)How do you like your eggs in the morning?? A)Unfertilized? HAHAHA!!!
986)Finish this: Yo mama's so ugly...? *slaps you* BAD..
987)HAve you ever stepped on a bug in your bare feet? dunno
988)Would you eat a roach for $1000? No
989)Have you ever eaten a bug? No
990)Have you killed anything? Bugs
991)What do you dunk your donuts in? Nothing
992)Are the Powerpuff Girls GAY? sure
993)Do you consider yourself to be beautiful? sure
994)Do you consider yourself to be a talkative person? Kinda
995)Do you consider yourself to be an ugly monkey? No
996)Do you consider yourself to be a big baby? No
997)Do you consider yourself to be a scapegoat (someone that takes the blame for something they didn't do)? No
998)Do you consider yourself to be a computer nerd? Yeah
999)Do you consider yourself to have a butt for a face? no
1000)This is the very last question (duh), so, tell me, do you think you're going to live happily ever after? BELLS
Today's Latin: si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes (if you can read this, you're over-educated)
"When you think you've succeeded, but something's missing, means you have been defeated by greed, your weakness"--"Another Me," Epica
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Date: 2006-08-06 05:00 pm (UTC)Your icon made me laugh, heehee.
Have fun in OK!!!
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Date: 2006-08-06 05:03 pm (UTC)I escaped from the Dungeon of Viciousvixen666!
I killed Scarred By Lust the floating eye, Opera Lover 44 the kobold, Scottish Elf the leprechaun and Radicalnerdgirl the mind flayer.
I looted the Crown of Trishajam, a Figurine of Esoj999, the Amulet of Nin, the Sword of Raw Diva, the Crown of Thelastdropof , the Sceptre of Bettie Rage, the Armour of Birds, a Figurine of Pbcollective, the Dagger of Alliewondaland and 110 gold pieces.
Score: 410
Explore the Dungeon of Viciousvixen666 (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon?user=viciousvixen666) and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
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Date: 2006-08-06 05:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-06 05:06 pm (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/randomshinyness/profile
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Date: 2006-08-06 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-06 08:11 pm (UTC)BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Date: 2006-08-06 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-06 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-07 05:01 am (UTC)yay nice and awesome Dana!! *hugs them all!*
si...it is addicting lol...wow I need sleep lol