"RENEGADE" IS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE TODAY!
Aug. 5th, 2004 11:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
glacier_kittyMood:*very* *very* anxious
Music:"One Crimson Night"-HammerFall
I don't think the mail has come yet, but it better soon! Er...OK...I just went out to check it and it has come...no "Renegade." NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or maybe it's coming by UPS?
Well, anyway, I found the most hilarious 1,000 question survey yesterday! Here ya go!
1)What's your name? Heather
2)How old are you? 15
3)What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind? 2, 1
4)How much money do you get for an allowance? $20.00
5)What's your favorite TV show? None
6)How many times have you moved in your lifetime? 4
7)What's your favorite store? Virgin Megastore
8)Which is more important- life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness? Liife
9)Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS? No
10)How many pets do you have? 4
11)How many bfs or gfs have you ever had? None
12)What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"? Alaska
13)How was your day today? Cool
14)How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire? 1
15)How much time do you spend on the internet a week? More than 20 hours
16)What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road? Not likely
17)What do you consider the chances of returning $20 found on the side of the road? Very unlikely
18)Does this survey interest you? Yeah
19)How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? 2
20)Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is done? Either go to bed or find another survey
21) Why are you trying to complete this survey? I’ve done all the other ones (And I like long ones)
22)How many movies have you seen within the last week? Over 10
23)What about the last month? Over 20
24)What did you eat for lunch today? Rice
25)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Dunno
26)Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? Woah, never though of that
28)Do ads annoy you? If I see them over and over
29)Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? The one near the kitchen
30)What is the longest word you know of? Dunno
31)What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? Dunno
32)What was your first word as a baby? Mom
33)***Women: Um…OK?
34)True or false- What?
35)Do you like shopping? Depends on what I’m shopping for?
36)What are you listening to? Nothing, but I’m watching Hidalgo
37)Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute)? Huh?
38)Well, do tell us what it is. Dunno
39)Are you gay/a lesibian? No
40)How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? None
True or False
41)You like to write in your diary/journal/xanga. True
42)You have a Neopet. False
43)There are aliens under your bed. F
44)You see dead people. F
45)You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. T
46)Your back itches. F
47)The thing your sitting on is a chair. F
48)You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. F
49)Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. F
50)There is something stuck to your booty. F
51)Your parents annoy you. F
52)The thing that annoys you the most involves sound. T
53)The word vicious describes you. F
54)You have siblings. T
55)You can count on everyone in your family. T
56)You like the color brown. F
57)Things from the early 1900's interest you. F
58)The best music is country music. F
59)There is a little dog telling you what to do. F
60)You know all of your friend's phone numbers. F
61)Green tea is yummy. F
62)You're popular. F
63)You're a pervert. F
64)Vivacious describes you. T
65)Gambling is a problem for you. F
67)The word death scares you. T
68)There is a window nearby. T
68)Something doesn't seem right to you. F
69)You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 68's on this thing. F
70)<-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this. F
71)Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black. F
72)Puberty is a scary thing. F
73)Skating is fun. F
74)You barf a lot. F
75)For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived. F
76)You know what time you'll be up til tonight. T
77)You think you will make it up to 1,000 on this survey thing. T
78)You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps). F
79)These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup. F
80)You wear underwear ALL the time (24/7, 365((not including swimming and bathing))). T
Now, what do these words and phrases remind you of
81)Jingle Bells: Christmas
82)Nuts: Peanuts
83)Frank: Hopkins
84)Bopples: Weee!
85)Farmer: Rand
86)Fairies: Peter Pan
87)Gory Movies: Sword?
88)Buzz Lightyear: Falling with style
89)Mimi: Cafe
90)Zizzerzazzerzuzz: Random
91)Parking: Car
92)Bald: Stefan Elmgren
93)Muck: Mud
94)Rolls: Rumbles
95)Seal: Shut
Back to the regular questions
96)Name the states you've lived in. California, Texas
97)What is your least favorite class? Math
98)Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing: Target
99)What is the largest amount of money you've ever spent in one store? Dunno
100)Tap your finger on the screen of the computer. No
101)Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you? Kinda
102)Where is the nearest ghetto house? Dunno
103)What is the last thing you ate/drank? Popcorn, milk
104)Where did Christmas come from? Jesus
105)Why do we celebrate Halloween? Didn’t it have something to do with England?
106)What's country music? Bad
107)Why is there a brain in your head if you don't use it? I do
108)What is your "social class" in school? It’s summer
109)Do dogs do the doo? Huh?
110)Can you shoot a gun well? No
111)How many times have you weighed yourself on the scale today? None
112)Have you ever had an eating disorder? No
113)Do you think you are depressed? No
114)Type a sentance and don't use the backspace or anything. HaammerFall is stronder than all
115)Now count your mistakes? 3
116)Are you looking forward to tomorrow? Oh yeah
117)Why/why not? “Renegade” is supposed to arrive!
118)What is the best thing about a sunny day? It’s warm
119)What color is the shirt you're wearing now? Blue
120)What color are your pants? Blue
121)How much do you weigh? Hmmm
122)who are your friends, name them? Amanda
123)Do you hear the bells? No
124)What number do you plan to get to on the 1,000 Question survey? 1,000
125)Do you believe in "best friends"? Yeah
126)Why or why not? Cause
127)What are some of your favorite words? Courtyard
128)What is your favorite inside joke? PUDDING!!
129)Are you feeling itchy right now? No
130)Name your favorite president. Bush
131)What profession would you want when you're older? Botanist/arborist
132)Do you like to lick things? No
133)Can you make yourself barf? No
134)Really? Yeah
135)What would you do if your name was Dick Ball? Change it
136)How many times have you felt like beating the crap out of someone today? None
137)How many illegal plants grow in your back yard. None
138)Can I fix it? Huh?
139)How close are you to a telephone? Not very
Time Again for some True or False
140)You are in love. T
141)You feel hated. F
142)There is someone in your school that has commited a crime against you. F
143)The next time you have a birthday will be in 2005. T
144)Everyone hates you. F
145)Women: You think little girls are sexy. F
147)There is weed in your backyard. F
148)You can spell dog 10 times fast without messing up. T
149)You live in a BIG mansion: F
150)Good friends are hard to come by. T
151)Santa Claus is yo mama/yo daddy. F
152)Strange animals piss in your backyard. F
153)Ya got gas. F
154)Yo mama jokes are amusing to you. F
155)You've had a dream where you killed your worst enemy. F
156)Spiders scare you. T
157)A dog once bit you. T
158)You've never been to Florida. F
159)Bugs are fun to bake in the oven. F
160)Shopping is fun. F
161)Cute dogs are fun. T
162)You believe in reincarnation. F
163)One of the things you dislike is being questioned. F
164)Rainy days are cool. T
165)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday? Internet
166)What kind of computer operating system do you have? Windows 98
167)Who do you love? Everyone
68)What is the longest you ever went out with anyone? N/A
169)How many days a week do you drink coke and pepsi? .None
170)Did you get to this point in the survey from Yeah
171)What car do you want to drive? Highlander
172)Does rap music offend you? Yeah
173)When you fight, what is the first thing you always do? Scream
174)Can you turn people's sentences around to make them seem nasty? Spoonerisms! Hearts on fire= Fearts on hire
175)How many times have you ever had lice? None
176)Which of the following do you see the most in your dreams: flowers, pink, people you don't know, streets that lead to strange cities. None
177)How many times have you smacked your butt into someone? Dunno
178)Can you tell us how many cigarettes you've ever smoked? None
179)What is your view on "cussing"? Hate it
180)What is the time where you are? 9:59 PM
181)What is the longest you've ever slept w/o waking up? Dunno
182)What is the lowest quiz grade you've ever gotten? 0
183)What do you hear outside? Nothing
184)Name all of the ghetto swear words- if you're ghetto enough. Dunno
185)What is your favorite line from a movie in the WORLD! “I bid you, stand, Men of the West!”
186)Do you like to party? Yeah
187)What happens when you get really mad? Get stubborn
188)What spending problem, if any, do you have? If I see what I want I get it
189)What is the worst thing you've ever done? Dunno
Time for the segment of the survey that asks (drum roll) "Which is better?"
190)Bikini or tankini? Bikini
191)The word booty or the word buttocks? Booty
192)Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
193)Monkeys or baboons? Monkeys
194)Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube? Ice cube
195)Rock or country? Rock
196)Cartoons or news? Cartoons
197)Assignments or Assassinators? Assignments
198)First or second? 1st
199)Blood or guts? Blood
200)cheez doodles: crunchy or not? Crunchy
201)Black or blue? Blue
202)Hurricanes or tornadoes? Tornadoes
203)Pepsi or coke? Neither
204)Britney or Christina? Neither
205)Woodchucks or Peter Piper? Huh?
206)Bulimia or Anorexia? Neither
207)TRL or 106 and Park? Neither
208)Love & lose or never loved at all? Love and lose
209)Reading or TV? Reading
210)Phone or AIM? Phone
211)Boy friends or boyfriends? Boyfriends
212)Nighties or jammies? Nighties
213)Crystal or diamonds? Crystals
214)Treating your enemies with: hate or respect? Respect
215)Hang out with: Gay men or lesbians? Gay men
216)The word spit or the word spittled? Spit
217)Checkers or chess? Chess
218)Peas or carrots? Peas
219)Happy endings or unhappy endings? Happy endings
220)If you could give this day a title, what would it be? Normal
221)Why? I do what I normally do
222)Do you still play with dolls? No
223)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Internet
224)Make up a long math problem with a simple answer. No!
225)What is the best thing that's happened to you within the last 10 minutes? Viggo Mortensen’s beautifulness
226)What's your favorite card game? Egyptian rat
227)What are some of the things on your life's "to-do list"? Go to college
228)How are you wearing your hair now? Down
229)Where was the first place you ever did it? What?
230)What is your definition of a ho? Dunno
231)Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like it
232)Where is the first place man may place a colony- Mars or the moon? The moon
233)What is something you want when you are older and can afford it? A ticket to a HammerFall concert
234)What is the farthest you've gotten in the "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song? Dunno
235)What do you see when you look over your shoulder? Pillow
236)Marco! Polo
237)IF you're happy and you know it, will you clap your hands? Yeah
238)How mean are you? Not very
239)Are you itchy? No
240)Can you believe you've made it this far? Yeah
241)Where was the last site you went to? LJ
242)Can you list ten words to describe yourself? Yeah
243)Okay... do so now! Nice, sweet, caring, autistic, fun, funny, courageous, Cool, crazy, hyper
244)What color braces do you have? None
245)What do you hate about yourself? Gullible
246)What's the worst prank you've played on your friends? Dunno
247)What ails you right now? Nothing
248)Are you bored? No
249)If you could modify your life, what would you be doing right now? Living in Scotland
250)Any funny comments from your teachers today? It’s summer
251)Have you been to a carnival lately? No
252)Why do you feel the way you do? I’m happy
253)What sucks right now? School’s about to start
254)What is psychotic right now? Dunno
255)What is cool right now? Viggo
256)What are you planning on doing tomorrow? Internet, and hopefuly “Renegade” will arrive tomorrow
257)Where do you live? Texas
258)Do you see the missing 2 anywhere? No
259)Do you steal? No
260)What did you do today? Already asked that
261)Is there any money related thing that happened today? No
262)How do you piss people off? I don’t
263)How many friends of the opposite sex do you have? Some
264)Can you babble? Yeah
265)How many languages can you speak in? 1
266)What language(s)? English
267)What can you think of as another word for crap? Poop
268)Are you having problems? No
269)Would you ever kiss someone you weren't going out with? No
270)What color is your hair? Blonde
271)As of right now, what is your dream for the future? College
272)What, in your mind, qualifies someone as being REALLY dumb? Dunno
273)If your parents didn't name you what they did, what are some names you might have been named? Dunno
274)Are you weird? Very
275)What are your pet's names? Bandit, Pumpkin, Snowy, Cheetah
276)Can you make yourself yawn? Yeah
277)Can you name all of your friends in the order of their birthdays? No
278)If you had a daughter right now, what would she be named? Morgan
279)If you had a son right now, what would he be named? Morgan
280)How many people have you scared today? None
281)Are you immature? No
281)Are there ticks in your weave? No
282)How long is your hair? Past my shoulders
283)Are there little creatures on your back. No
284)Have you done all of the 284 questions so far? Yeah
285)Your computer is making you mad right now. No
286)You feel your life is as cold and cruel as hellmouth freezing over. No
287)You have dandruff. No
288)Your dandruff is really bad. No
289)You're horny right now. No
290)There is a life size monkey statue in your possession at all times. No
291)Your eyes are twitching. No
292)Someone has just made your hate list. No
293)Voices are telling you to go eat some food. No
294)You obey any strange voices you hear. No
295)You've killed a man. No
296)Smileys are COOL! Yeah
297)Politics is boring. They *are* borning
298)You are male. No
299)Siblings are annoying as hell! Yeah
300)You've seen something eerie today? No
301)Someone loves you? Yeah
302)Right now, someone is probably thinking of you? Dunno
303)You believe that there is a GOd? Yeah
304)There is life outside of our Solar System (aliens)? No
305)You got cash today? No
306)You've stolen from a store? No
307)You've stolen from your friends? No
308)"Something slipped slyly sneaking supposedly south" is an alliteration? Yeah
309)You know of ugly houses on the outside that are pretty on the inside? No
310)You have enough nerve to reach in someone elses pocket? No
311)You're the baby in the family? No
312)No one understands you? Some people don’t
313)You have a pissing buddy (in other words, you and this person try and piss people off)? No
314)Broccoli is very yummy? No
315)Kissing is fun? No
316)You have no friends? No
317)Someone has insulted you today? Yeah
318)You aren't scared to get in trouble? No
319)Someone you hate gave you a complement today? No
320)You are vertically challenged? Kinda
321)Is this survey taking long enough or what? I like it
322)What if someone with the last name of Balls had a son named Dick Nel? That was random
323)Are you happy? Yeah
324)Do the Sims kick some serious booty? Who?
325)What would happen if you poured spaghetti sauce on the computer? It would not work anymore
326)How do you know how many more questions until you reach 1,000? The numbers
327)Speaking of which, how many more ARE there? A lot
328)How did you get that number? I can tell
329)Can you think of a name that can be reversed and look the same? Yeah
330)Well, will you tell me what it is? Bob
331)Can you back that thing up? Bob
332)Have you taken your vitamins today? No
333)Did you ever have an internet boyfriend/girlfriend and when? No
334)What is the longest you've ever been in the pool? Dunno
335)Why can you not be blind? Huh?
336)Do you hear the bells on Christmas day? No
337)What is your marital status? Single
338)What do you want your marital status to be when you're 29? Single
339)How old will you get married at? Don’t wanna
340)Are you an only child? No
341)Who in your house has the next birthday? My brother
342)Any plans for tomorrow? Already asked that
343)Have you kissed someone of the same sex? Yeah
344)Why am I stupid? You’re not
345)What time is it? 10:26 PM
346)What is your favorite insult in another language? None
347)What does that mean? N/A
348)Is there a pimple on your booty? No
349)If there is a bottle of water and someone drinks half, is it half empty or half full? Half empty
350)Is Michael Jordan REALLY the best basketball player in the world? No
351)What are some of the movies you cried while watching? None
352)Who hates you? Danelle
353)How many stars would you rate today with 5 stars being the highest? 3
354)Any plans for the future? Yeah
355)What kind of car do you like? Highlander
356)7 8 9? Ah ha! That’s why 6 is afraid 7
357)What do you keep in your refrigerator? Drinks, food
358)What is the hardest thing you are doing in school right now? It’s summer
360)When was the last time you had the hiccups? Dunno
361)Do you know how to do the funky chicken? No
362)What is a fond childhood memory? Can’t choose
363)Can you remember when you learned about Santa's little secret? No
364)Could you please write some alliteration for us... aliteration that makes sense? No
365)Right now, how old do you THINK you'll be when you retire? 64
366)Do you look like a freak? No
367)Do you love your computer? Yeah
368)What is the gayest thing in this world? Gay people
69)Would you have re-elected Bill Clinton if he could have run for office again? If I was old enough, no
370)What creative name can you come up with for a toilet? Dunno
371)Do you have personal problems? Yeah
372)How would you piss off a smart person? Dunno
373)How would you piss off a popular person? Stand up to them
374)Do you smoke? No
375)Ya drink? No
376)You are mad? No
377)You've changed a diaper or had someone change your diaper? Yeah
378)Old people are cool? Some
379)There are little people that nag you about the size of your butt? No
380)You've cried today? No
381)Now you've cited the reason that they put the word FIRE on the REALLY REALLY spicy salsas at Taco Bell? Huh?
382)Chicken tastes like poo? No
383)You prefer to make an idiot out of yourself in front of complete strangers, rather than people you know? Yeah
384)There is no reason you won't punch someone in the gut if the back-talk you? There is
385)Your life is pitiful? No
386)You hate the people that you belong to (parents or guardians)? No
387)For some incredibly odd reason, you feel the need to punch someone's lights out right now! No
388)People say you look/act/seem like a freak, and you say "thank you"? Yeah
389)You think no one really loves you? No
390)You keep your finger nails real short? No
391)You get Good Friday off from school? I think
392)There are white walls somewhere in your house? Yeah
393)You think they should play never-ending episodes of Barney EVERYDAY for people in jail? LOL! Yeah
394)You personally know the person that has created this survey? No
395)You have no religion? I’m a Christian
396)You have a friend that has a parent in one religious denomination and one in another? Probably
397)There is a little gong inside your head that makes annoying voices echo in your head until you have to scream? No
398)You were born before the date of September 21, 1985? No
399)One of your parents was adopted? No
400)You've made it this far and are excited about proceeding on with this survey! Yeah
401)What is your other diary/journal/xanga name? Palmy
402)What do you like about your hair? It’s nice
403)Do you think guys get PMS? No
404)Do you like tear jerking movies? No
405)What are you best friend's parents' middle names? Dunno
406)Are you mad at the world? No
407)Why/why not? No reason to be
408)What's your blood type? Dunno
409)In a relationship, do looks REALLY matter to you? Kinda
410)What college do you want to go to? Dunno
411)What would you like to study there? Botany/arbory
412)Who is the most annoying person as of right now? Ryan
413)What is the last horror movie you saw? Scary Movie
414)What movie genre best describes your life as of right now? Comedy
415)Have you ever been to a real AA meeting? No
416)What is the first language you learned after you were born (what's your native language)? English
417)Do you like nightmares? No
418)Why/why not? Why *would* you?
419)What country were you born in? USA
420)What country do you live in now? USA
421)Name one person you know that has gotten away with just about everything? Dunno
422)What did you do last summer? Traveled, Internet
423)Estimate how many parts there will be to this survey? 1000
424)Do you know anyone with the last digits of their phone number being 7448? No
425)As of this second, how much money do you have in your possesion? $3.00
426)What color was Napolean's white horse? Oooh! Green, yeah!
427)What do you usually get for a snack at the movies? Popcorn
428)What was the last movie you saw in a theater? King Arthur
429)What jewelry are you wearing? Bracelet, ring, necklace
430)How old is your oldest parent/guardian? 56
431)Which one is the oldest? Dad
432)Can you name some of the stupidest laws you've ever heard of? No
433)What is the next day you will get off from school? It’s summer
434)What is your favorite dark humor joke? Dunno
435)Did you punch anyone today? No
436)If anything, what did you learn today? Nothing
436)How many diaries/journals/xangas are on YOUR favorites/fruends/subscribers list? Huh?
437)Can you please list? Huh?
438)What was the last illegal act you commited? None
439)List 'I love you' in as many languages as you can (and be sure you say which language it is in). I love you (English), Amin mela le (Elvish)
440)Which are YOU wearing, boxers or briefs? What’s the difference?
441)How many people have you ever cheated on? None
442)What would you do if you caught your best friend doing bad things (nod,nod...wink,wink) with your science teacher? Be confused
443)What was the last store you bought a phone in? Dunno
444)What do you do when you hear someone tell you a stupid joke? Laugh
445)When it really comes down to it, which is better, nice face or nice butt? Face
446)Are you feeling gay? No
447)Name the fattest person you know? Why?
448)How far have you gotten in the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' song? Already asked that
449)What ads are at the top of the page right now? None
450)Is you fatz? No
Here is a special segment dedicated to yo' mama/yo' daddy- step-parents can apply
451)Come on, which is better, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
452)Which one is more likely to be welcomed at the psycho ward, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
453)Does yo' mama love yo' daddy? Yeah
454)Does yo' daddy love yo' mama? Yeah
455)Is yo' mama cool? Yeah
456)Is yo' daddy cool? Yeah
457)Are you surprised this asks about yo' mama or yo' daddy? No
458)Do you like yo' mama or yo' daddy jokes? No
459)Who do you live with, yo' mama or yo' daddy or both? Both
460)What do you call yo' mama (to her face- not behind her back)? Mom
461)What do you call yo daddy (same as above)? Dad
462)Which annoys you the most, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
463)Who give you the most money (if either pays you), yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
464)Which one earns the most money, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
465)Which is setimentaller (^_^), yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
466)Are you tired of talking about yo' mama or yo' daddy? Kinda
467)Do you think yo' mama or yo' daddy is anyone's business? Huh?
468)Who didn't graduate high school, yo' mama or yo' daddy? They did
469)Which one is less responsible, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
470)Which is probably more computer literate, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
471)Are yo' mama and yo' daddy divorced? No
472)Out of you and your best (female)friend, who's the Mary and who's the Rhoda? Huh?
473)Who, out of all of your friends, has the most pets? Dunno
474)Did you actually like the Blair Witch Project movie (if you saw it)? Didn’t see it
475)What band makes you want to go drink a whole 40-oz. in three minutes? None
476)What silent movies have you seen? None
477)Are there any wreaths in your house that aren't for Christmas? No
478)Do you live way out in the boonies? No
479)Does your internet connection bug the piss out of you? No
480)When was the last time you wet your pants? Dunno
481)Do you click on the annoying ads? No
482)Look up- do you see any bugs on the ceiling? No
483)Do you lie about your age? No
484)Do you like painted finger nails? No
485)What phobias do you have? Tornadoes
486)What percent of 24 hours do you spend sleeping? 8
487)Are you full of beans? No
488)How many times have you barfed from bad milk? None
489)Do people trust your judgment? Not really
490)Why/why not? Dunno
491)Are you BOLD and daring? No
492)Look closely, what is this ---> --)----)---)----@? Rose
493)Time yourself for 10 seconds. How may holidays can you name (correctly) in that name? 2
494)Again, time yourself for 10 seconds. How many inanimate objects can you count in the room you are in in that time? 6
495)Here’s a stupid question- What is wrong with this sentence- "A doctor a day keeps the apple away"? Nothing-it’s gramatically correct
Let’s play a game of “Which Comes First in Your Book?” in other words, which would you put as “more important”
496)Money or looks? Looks
497)Hearing or sight? Sight
498)Love or friendship? Friendship
499)Chicken or beef? Chicken
500)Sunday or Monday? Monday
501)You or others? Others
502)Work or play? Play
503)Sleep or work? Sleep
504)Play or sleep? Play
505)Glass or plastic? Plastic
506)Math or Science? Science
507)Literature or Math? Literature
508)Summer or winter? Summer
509)Chocolate or a nice figure? Chocolate
510)Comedy or romance? Comedy
511)Horror or comedy? Comedy
512)Westerns or comedy? Comedy
513)Dogs or cats? Cats
514)Fish or birds? Birds
515)Mammals or reptiles? Mammals
516)Spaghetti or Ravioli? Ravioli
517)Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican
518)Indian or Thai food? What’s the difference?
519)Critics or skeptics? Skeptics
520)Mayonnaise or mustard? Mayo
521)Age or beauty? Beauty
522)Size or color? Color
523)Paper or pencils? Pencils
524)Blue or red? Blue
Now, it's time for "What Do You Think of When You Hear..."
525)Bob- Boring
526)Lips- Viggo’s
527)Color Forms- Huh?
528)Sims- House
529)Pizza- Yummy
530)Eccentric- Hyper
531)Special- Things
532)Tie King- Does he have a sword?
533)Shrine- Gold
534)Ears- Elvish
535)Teeth- Gold
536)Fox- Forest
537)Fuzzy- Cuddle
538)Annoying- Ryan
539)Bubbly- Hyper
540)Have you ever heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
541)Have you ever seen the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
542)Have you ever heard of Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
543)Have you ever seen Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
544)Do you surf the web a lot? Yeah
545)Have you ever barfed after seeing a dead person's body? No
546)Are you morbid? No
547)Have you ever dug up a dead person on accident? No
548)Have you ever dug up a dead person on purpose? No
549)Do you grope people you don't know? No
550)Have you ever seen anyone grope vegetables because they were so deprived because their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't have anything nice? No
551)What webrings are you a member of? None
552)Do you have a webpage? No
553)Do you know anyone with a five-story house? No
554)Do YOU have a five-story house? No
555)If you answered "no" above, how many stories is your house? 2
556)Do you have a fan in the room you are in? Yeah
Here's the little section called... "Is this an attractive quality in a boyfriend/girlfriend"
557)Which one do you want- boyfriend, girlfriend, or do you go for both? Boyfriend
558)Blonde hair, blue eyes- Yeah
559)Long hair- Yeah
560)Cute face- Yeah
561)Nice package- No
562)Pale complexion- No
563)Funny- Yeah
564)Same interests as you- Yeah
565)Hates the same things you do- Yeah
566)Freckles- No
567)Intelligence- Yeah
568)Do you believe in the zodiac signs when it comes to picking a lover- No
569)Would it bug you if they hung out with other girls/guys- No
570)What would you do if you found out that they kissed another girl/guy- Ask why
571)A slap-able booty- No
572)Cute cheeks- Yeah
573)Abnormal proportions- No
574)Do you have a friend with a website? Yeah
575)Do you have a friend that doesn't have a computer but mysteriously visits odd websites? No
576)Do you like B2K? No
577)Do you like BET? No
578)What about MTV? No
579)Howz about GAC? No
580)Is VH1 good? No
581)Hey, how many of you people don't get cable TV? Me
582)Do you have over 100 channels? Yeah
583)Do you get any of the HBO stations? No
584)How many computers do you have in your house? 5
585)Don't you think these questions are a bit random? Very
586)Can you do gymnastics? No
587)Do you ice skate? No
588)Is warm weather nice? Yeah
589)Have you ever cussed out a teacher? No
590)Where's the nearest cemetary? Dunno
591)Are you scared of cemetaries? No
592)Ever been to a funeral? Yeah
593)Are you crude? No
594)Do you think of yourself as a control freak? no
595)Are you a sarcastic person? Yeah
596)How many friends have you spoken to today? 1
597)Do you know the three deadly B/M's? No
598)Who has Windows XP? Dunno
599)Are monkeys cool? sure
600)You go to celeb parties. No
601)You hate dogs. No
602)There is only one door that you can exit out of the room you're in. Yeah
603)Your mom is a total bia-bia. Huh?
604)Your dad is a total @$$. No
605)You enjoy reading. Yeah
606)You have some weird words you've invented. Googles
607)You've ever been recommended for a special education class. No
608)You wonder if this survey will reach 1000. It will
609)You've taken a sip out of the fountain of youth. No
610)You hate all of your teachers. It’s summer
611)You've thrown up in the bushes. No
612)Monkeys are cool. Sure
613)You love little mammals. Yeah
614)The excessive ads are beginning to aggrivate the piss out of you. No
615)You have over $30. No
616)Money is cool. Yeah
617)It will squeak if I squeeze it. LOL
618)You've seen things you never want to see again! Yeah
619)You believe in Adam and Eve. Yeah
620)Men are sexy. Viggo is
621)Women are sexy. I’m not gay
622)Men and women are both sexy. Yeah
623)You're a stable person. Sure
624)Bootylicious is a good thing. No
625)You go to the bank like you go to the potty (unless you work at one). No
626)Chicken tastes like chicken. No, really?
627)Beef tastes like beef. Look! Captain Obvious has arrived!
628)Orange crayons taste like oranges. No
629)You've stuck a banana in a donut, held it up and screamed "this is my legacy!" LOL! That’s a good idea! Legacy of kings?
630. If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter? LOL
631.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Dunnp
632.If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented? LOL!!
633.What hair color is on the license of a bald man? Dunno
634. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it? Good question
635.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos? Cause
636.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? I was wondering that
637.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Dunno
638.Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon? Yeah
639.What do chickens think we taste like? Dunno
640.What do you call a male ladybug? LOL
641.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Huh?
642.Why are there interstates in Hawaii? LOL!!
643.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations? No
644.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from? LOL! This is getting hilarious!
645.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? No
646.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? FALLING!! Er…GERONIMO!!
647.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite? LOL! I’ve heard that one! Yeah!
648.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal? Don’t get it
649.If American mothers give their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give their babies? Chopsticks
650)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Walks
651)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Just in case
652)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Good question
653)Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo? Woah! Never noticed that before
654)When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? The eraser
655)Why do they report power outages on TV? Dunno
656)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You get scared
657)What is the purpose of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses? Dunno
658)What is the purpose of ejector seats for helicopters? Dunno
659)The typical Tarot deck contains how many cards? Dunno
660)Natural quartz crystals come from which-a)Arizona,b) Yugoslavia,c) arkansas-? Arizona
661)What famous person do you share a birthday with? Dunno
662)Take the gender test at The Spark and tell us- was it correct? Don’t remember
663)Do you care if people have mismatched socks? No
664)Have you ever gone down on someone because they paid you to? No
665)Do you procrastinate? Yeah
666)Do you think this number should've been left out? AHHH!!
667)Are you being watched? By God
668)Are you in pain? No
669)Do you like exams? No
670)Do you like tests? No
671)Do you like quizes? Online ones
672)Do you like the thought of SATS? No
673)Does good always win? Usually
674)Should good ever lose? I guess
675)Have you ever been poked in the eye so bad that you couldn't see out of it? No
676)Have you ever had such bad cramps that you couldn't pee right? No
677)Do you like to look at naked people? No
678)9-10-11? Huh?
679)What is the worst thing about a little newborn baby? Crying
680)Do you like little newborn babies? Sure
681)Do you like to be... NAUGHTY? No
682)What is the area code for Korea? Dunno
683)Where is a nice place you prefer to do it? Huh?
684)Will you survive...will you survive... for as long as you know how to love do you know if you'll stay alive? Huh?
685)Bud or Miller Lite? Neither
686)Do you have a bopplehead? No
687)Are YOU a bopplehead? No
688)Do u annoy Osama bin Laden? No
689)Do you have underwear with your favorite color on it? Yeah
690)Do you like chicken fingers? Yeah
691)Have you ever heard a good knock-knock joke? Sure
692)Do you watch SNL? No
693)Do you believe the rumors that anything is pretty much legal in Amsterdam?No
694)What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? Dunno
695)Are you bootylicious enough to scare the whole 'hood? Huh?
696)Do you watch the Osbournes? No
697)Do you watch Friends? No
698)Do you watch 24? No
699)Do you watch the Real World? No
700)Do you watch cartoons? No
701)Do you judge people by their laugh? No
702)Are you scared of terrorists? No
703)Are you a fierce person? No
704)Do arachnids scare you? Yeah
705)What color do you wish your eyes were? Blue is fine
706)Can you believe that this survey has gotten this far? Yeah
707)Made any plans for summer? I did, but school’s almost in, but summer’s not over yet, like *some* people think
708)When will/did you get your learners permit? Dunno
709)What car do you have/want? Highlander
710)Do you think R. Kelly is guilty? Who?
711)Do you like 7-11? No
712)How many kids do you have? None
713)How many kids do you want? None
714)Do you really think that if a guy drinks White Zinfandel he's gay? Huh?
715)Have you ever had a mock-tail? No
716)Do you drink piss? No
717)What is the most exciting thing you've done so far this month? Order “Renegade”
718)How many hotels have you stayed in you whole life? I’m supposed to know that how?
719)How many condos? A few
720)How many motels? Dunno
721)What states have you been through (this includes driving through or flying over)? 28
722)If you were to die, who would get most of your things? My parents
723)Do fake nails amuse you? No
724)How many episodes of the Osbournes have you seen? None
725)Do you hate haters? Sure
726)What did you dream about last night? My friend Amanda
727)When/If you were to get married, would you support your spouse? Yeah
728)Would you make your spouse support you? Yeah
729)When was the last time you went to the potty? Earlier
730)What time zone are you currently in? Central
731)What is the name of the last store you went to? Kroger
732)What did you buy on your last shopping trip? Shirts
733)Will Mental Patient ever finish typing this up? Yeah
734)Do you fight with people when they start fights with you? No
735)Do you enjoy making people laugh? Yeah
736)How many times have you eaten today? 4
737)How many cavities do you have? None
738)Are there living members of your family that you've never met? Yeah
739)Is Lil' Bowwow cute? Who?
740)Are you in love? Yeah
741)Does your family hate you? No
742)Do you love candy? Yeah
743)Make up a word and give the part of speech & definition? Palmy-palm trees
744)Do you want to be a spy someday? No
745)Is there any food you're afraid of? Seafood
746)Is being ghetto good or bad? Bad
747)Are you easily aggitated? Sometimes
748)When was the last time you cried? Last month
749)Why did you cry when you did? Was about fencing
750)Do you hate existing? No
751)What do you want your dying words to be? Dunno
752)If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered? Scotland
753)If you were to have a one-night stand with a current celebrity, who would you choose? What’s that?
754)Is there anything you'd willingly give your life for? Dunno
755)Have you ever stayed home from work or a social event because you were having a "bad hair day"? No
756)How many different sexual partners have you had in your life? Would you prefer to have had more or less? . None
757)How do you know when you're in truly love? Feeling
758)If you were God for a day, what would be the first thing you do? Dunno
759)If you saw someone shoplifting in an exclusive store, what would you do? Tell someone
760)Do you intend on being famous someday? No
761)If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? Lotsa people
762)In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. LOL! Really?
763)How can someone get completely drenched and not get their hair wet? Don’t have hair
764)What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? Dunno
765)What can you catch but not throw? A cold
766)How can the average woman have balls? Sports
767)Why do fat gym teachers exist? Dunno
768)Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? LOL
769)Are there any unguided missiles? No
770)Could crop-circles be the work of a serial killer? Sure
771)If you had to place your brain in any other part of your body, where would it be? Head is fine
772)For cemetary workers, do you think every shift is considered the graveyard shift? LOL!!
773)If you were a vampire, would you run an AIDS screening on your victims? No
774)Would women be "man-eating" creatures (if you know what I mean)? No
775)Why can't we go back in time and try to kill the person that invented the stupid question? We can’t
776)Which theory of existing do you believe- religious or scientific or neither? Religious
777)Which, witch or wich(sandwich)? Which
778)If you were born again, do you think you'd like being twins? No
779)If you were to have a pet dragon, what would you name it? Morgan
780)What do you call home, your house or where you were born, or someplace far far away? Home
781)Are you in bad company when you are alone? No
782)Do you find that your breath often reeks? No
783)If the God you believe in was your next door neighbor, would you look at them the same way? Huh?
784)Do you know where you can buy needles for turntables without having to order them? No
785)Do you like to gamble? No
786)Do you hate haters? Already asked that
787)Have you ever felt alone? Yeah
788)Has there been a time when all of your friends had forgotten your birthday? No
789)Do you like the sound of air filters? No
790)How many vanilla cokes have you had? None
791)Where is the safest place to be in a thunderstorm? Basement
792)How many near-death experiences have you had? None
793)How much does the human head weigh? Dunno
794)Are you worthless? No
795)When was the last time your heart was taken and smashed to little tiny pieces? Never
796)How many communist friends do you have? None
797)Did you cry yesterday? No
798)Do you remember being born? No
799)What is the most noticable movie mistake you've seen within the last 10 months? Not studying for finals
800)Only 200 more questions to go! Excited? Sure
801)Are you a homophobic? No
802)What is the difference between archive and collection? The word
803)Do you enjoy parodies? Yeah
804)What do you think when you go to http://www.funnyspoofs.com/unclebin.jpg? Can’t go there
805)Was Bill Clinton a good president? No
806)Do you like to climb things? Yeah
807)Were you ever a girl/boy scout? Yeah
808)Would you kiss a stranger? No
809)Do you like kisses? Kinda
810)Are you a chicken? no
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear:
811)Moose? Snow
812)Hamsters? Rodent
813)Oreo? Yummy
814)Wu? Huh?
815)Abercrombie? Stupid
816)Poop? UM
817)Hot? Viggo
818)Religion? Christianity
819)Natural? Plants
820)Karma? Dogma
821)Glow-in-the-dark? Scary
822)Clinton? BAD
823)Bopple? LOL
824)Thongs? Uh
825)Kit Kats? Yummy
826)True love? Sure
827)Rage? No
828)Repetitive? Annoying
829)Ill? No
830)3:30AM? *yawn*
831)9:25AM? Let’s watch a movie
832)12:00PM? MAIL COMES!! Need…”Renegade”
833)Dysfuntional? LOL
834)Freaky? Oscar
835)Shake, shake,shake? Huh?
836)Hot guys? Viggo
837)Penilly? You spelled it wrong
838)----}---}-<@ Rose
839)Spectacular? HammerFall
840)Baby Got Back? Hate that song
841)AOL? No
841)Spiderman? Good movie
842)Zippers? Sure
843)Pointless? Some math
844)Japanese beetle? I can imagine one holding a sword
845)Mice? Yay
846)Atlantic? Ocean
847)Ping? Pong
848)Bing? Bong
849)White? Tower
850)Green? Trees
851)Blue? Sky
852)Brown? Color
853)Pink? Prep
854)Grey? Boring
855)Black? Horse
856)Yellow? Flower
857)Orange? Flower
858)Purple? My CD case
859)Aqua? Water
860)Red? Mad
861)If you could have 3 bumper stickers of choice, what would they say? Dunno
862)Did you get your mail today? Yeah, but not “Renegade”
863)Do you feel guilty often? No
864)How old were you when someone of the opposite sex, not in your family, saw you in the underware (or put N/A)? Never
865)What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite sex? N/A
866)Do you feel you are killing brain cells by doing this survey? No
--True or False--
867)I am as straight as a gay person can be? Huh?
868)I've counted how many times I've sneezed in a week? F
869)I can stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
870)I've actually tried to stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
871)I was raped? F
872)I've had a friend that was raped? F
873)When I got to the bathroom, I scream "I LOVE MY POTTY!"? F
874)I hate myself? F
875)Police live next door? F
876)I hate labels (punk, prep... hippy, etc.)? T
877)I'm preppy? F
878)I'm gothic? F
879)I'm a punk? F
880)I'm a hippy? F
881)My label isn't one of the last 4? T
882)I'm not labeled so don't label me? T
883)Only when my body cavities start to smell do I take a shower? F
884)I hate bumper stickers? F
885)Sex is evil? Yeah and no
886)Incest is evil? Huh?
887)Homosexuality is evil? F
888)Working on holidays is disgustingly evil? F
889)I answered false to the last 4 questions? F
890)I've tried to kill myself over 10 times? F
891)Video games kick butt!? T
892)Computer games kick butt!? F
893)I'll kick YOUR butt!? F
894)When people break up with me, I exclaim, "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"? F
895)I'm high? F
896)My nose is running and my feet are smelling? F
897)I see you? F
898)I eat dead things? F
899)I'm glad that there are only 100 questions left to go! F
900)Are you greedy? No
901)Are you lustful? No
902)Are you a glutton? No
903)Are you angered? Sometimes
904)Are you envious? Sometimes
905)Ya proud? Yeah
906)Are you a sloth? No
907)Are you an idiot? No
908)Does this refine your thinking- "You're an idiot if you didn't realize that 900-906 were 7 deadly sins"? Oops
909)Female: Say you're wearing a two-piece bathing suit at the beach. Which piece (top or bottom) would you rather lose in front of everyone? Bottom
Male: Which piece would you like to see your girlfriend/girl-of-your-dreams lose? N/A
910)Do you want to be a dentist or be in that line of work? No
911)Do you want to be a police officer or be in that line of work? No
912)Do you want to be a teacher or be in that line of work? No
913)Do you want to be a president or be in that line of work? No
914)Do you want to be a form of entertainer? No
915)Do you want to be the "happy housewife"? No
916)Do you want to be the "happy hooker"? No
917)Which is more true: "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" or "Early to bed, early to rise gives that man a small penis size" LOL
918)Female: Do you paint gay guys' nails? No
Male:Do you go girl-watching with lesbians? N/A
919)Who do you feel like throwing poop at right now? No one
920)Are you your own sister? No
921)Is your momma, through adoption, your sister? No
922)Are you your own grandmother? No
923)Are you more familiar with the anatomy of people of your own sex or of the opposite sex? Mine
924)Which word do you prefer: bitch or bastard? Neither
925)Do you think it is correct to call a guy a bitch? No
926)Do you think all sluts are dumb? No
927)Is it necessary to be in love before you have sex? Yeah
928)HAve you ever stalked someone because they looked at you funny?No
929)Have you ever followed someone around a store for the hell of it? No
930)Do you enjoy it when people notice you? No
931)Have you ever accidentally kissed someone? No
932)Would you go down on someone because you're bored? No
933)Are you pregnant at this time? No
934)What would you do if your cousin's, best friend's boyfriend was your dad's brother's ex-boyfriend? Huh?
935)Do you think naked people are funny? No
936)Do you think of ghetto as a compliment? No
937)Have you been caught doing something you shouldn't have been? No
938)When you're done with this survey, will you take it over again in a few months to see how you've changed? No
939)How many roller coasters have you been on? 1
940)Do you hate human beings? No
941)Do you sneak food into the movie theater? No
942)Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? No
943)Who is yo baby's daddy/mama? Huh?
944)Are you a baby's mama/daddy? Huh?
945)What religion is your mom's best friend's dad? Huh?
946)Do you know where north is in relation to your current position? Yeah
947)Is the weather nice? Kinda
948)51 questions to go. Ya feel good? Sure
949)Seen the Powerpuff Girls Movie? No
951)Did you see Scream? No
952)What'd you think of it? N/A
953)Did you see Scream 2? No
954)What'd you think of it? N/A
955)Did you see Scream 3? No
956)What'd you think of it? N/A
957)Do you have a floppy disk in your computer right now? No
958)What is your current occupation? Student
959)What do you want for a future occupation? Botanist/arborist
960)What did you want it to be when you were little? Vet
961)Have you ever gone down on a stranger? No
962)Would you go down on one? No
963)Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really
964)Do you draw faces on people in magazines? No
965)Name someone that has terrible singing? Britney Spears
966)Kissed anyone lately? Yeah
967)When was the last time you drank a glass of water? Dunno
968)When was the last time you stood on your head on a roof? Never
969)30 survey questions to go! Isn't that super? Not really
970)Did you ever have applejuice that was so old that you got sick? No
971)Have your friends ever made you a toxic concoction (a drink that has a bunch of nasty stuff in it and YOU don't know what it is)? No
972)If you answered yes, did you actually DRINK it? N/A
973)Ever been drunk before? No
974)Ever been to a keg party? No
975)Have you ever sung in a band infront of a crowd? No
976)Do you sing when you're alone? Yeah
977)What songs have you memorized the words to? “The Unforgiving Blade,” “Battlefield,” “Hero’s Return,” other songs
978)Would you sing for someone you love? Yeah
979)Who would you enjoy kicking right now? No one
980)How long can you hold your breath? Dunno
981)Doo yew hait pepel thet kant spilll (Do you hate people that can't spell)? It’s annoying
982)Would you take care of a sick animal if only it would recieve any benefit at all? Yeah
983)Can you eat 3 raw onions without barfing? No
984)Have you made plans for tomorrow? Kinda
985)What do you think of this joke:Q)How do you like your eggs in the morning?? A)Unfertilized? OMG! Ick!
986)Finish this: Yo mama's so ugly...? Stop talking like that!
987)HAve you ever stepped on a bug in your bare feet? No
988)Would you eat a roach for $1000? No
989)Have you ever eaten a bug? No
990)Have you killed anything? Bugs
991)What do you dunk your donuts in? Nothing
992)Are the Powerpuff Girls GAY? Yeah
993)Do you consider yourself to be beautiful? Not really
994)Do you consider yourself to be a talkative person? Kinda
995)Do you consider yourself to be an ugly monkey? No
996)Do you consider yourself to be a big baby? No
997)Do you consider yourself to be a scapegoat (someone that takes the blame for something they didn't do)? No
998)Do you consider yourself to be a computer nerd? Yeah
999)Do you consider yourself to have a butt for a face? Huh?
1000)This is the very last question (duh), so, tell me, do you think you're going to live happily ever after? Yeah
"Illian shall fall!"--From "The Shadow Rising"
Music:"One Crimson Night"-HammerFall
I don't think the mail has come yet, but it better soon! Er...OK...I just went out to check it and it has come...no "Renegade." NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or maybe it's coming by UPS?
Well, anyway, I found the most hilarious 1,000 question survey yesterday! Here ya go!
1)What's your name? Heather
2)How old are you? 15
3)What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind? 2, 1
4)How much money do you get for an allowance? $20.00
5)What's your favorite TV show? None
6)How many times have you moved in your lifetime? 4
7)What's your favorite store? Virgin Megastore
8)Which is more important- life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness? Liife
9)Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS? No
10)How many pets do you have? 4
11)How many bfs or gfs have you ever had? None
12)What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"? Alaska
13)How was your day today? Cool
14)How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire? 1
15)How much time do you spend on the internet a week? More than 20 hours
16)What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road? Not likely
17)What do you consider the chances of returning $20 found on the side of the road? Very unlikely
18)Does this survey interest you? Yeah
19)How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? 2
20)Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is done? Either go to bed or find another survey
21) Why are you trying to complete this survey? I’ve done all the other ones (And I like long ones)
22)How many movies have you seen within the last week? Over 10
23)What about the last month? Over 20
24)What did you eat for lunch today? Rice
25)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Dunno
26)Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? Woah, never though of that
28)Do ads annoy you? If I see them over and over
29)Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? The one near the kitchen
30)What is the longest word you know of? Dunno
31)What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? Dunno
32)What was your first word as a baby? Mom
33)***Women: Um…OK?
34)True or false- What?
35)Do you like shopping? Depends on what I’m shopping for?
36)What are you listening to? Nothing, but I’m watching Hidalgo
37)Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute)? Huh?
38)Well, do tell us what it is. Dunno
39)Are you gay/a lesibian? No
40)How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? None
True or False
41)You like to write in your diary/journal/xanga. True
42)You have a Neopet. False
43)There are aliens under your bed. F
44)You see dead people. F
45)You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. T
46)Your back itches. F
47)The thing your sitting on is a chair. F
48)You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. F
49)Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. F
50)There is something stuck to your booty. F
51)Your parents annoy you. F
52)The thing that annoys you the most involves sound. T
53)The word vicious describes you. F
54)You have siblings. T
55)You can count on everyone in your family. T
56)You like the color brown. F
57)Things from the early 1900's interest you. F
58)The best music is country music. F
59)There is a little dog telling you what to do. F
60)You know all of your friend's phone numbers. F
61)Green tea is yummy. F
62)You're popular. F
63)You're a pervert. F
64)Vivacious describes you. T
65)Gambling is a problem for you. F
67)The word death scares you. T
68)There is a window nearby. T
68)Something doesn't seem right to you. F
69)You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 68's on this thing. F
70)<-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this. F
71)Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black. F
72)Puberty is a scary thing. F
73)Skating is fun. F
74)You barf a lot. F
75)For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived. F
76)You know what time you'll be up til tonight. T
77)You think you will make it up to 1,000 on this survey thing. T
78)You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps). F
79)These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup. F
80)You wear underwear ALL the time (24/7, 365((not including swimming and bathing))). T
Now, what do these words and phrases remind you of
81)Jingle Bells: Christmas
82)Nuts: Peanuts
83)Frank: Hopkins
84)Bopples: Weee!
85)Farmer: Rand
86)Fairies: Peter Pan
87)Gory Movies: Sword?
88)Buzz Lightyear: Falling with style
89)Mimi: Cafe
90)Zizzerzazzerzuzz: Random
91)Parking: Car
92)Bald: Stefan Elmgren
93)Muck: Mud
94)Rolls: Rumbles
95)Seal: Shut
Back to the regular questions
96)Name the states you've lived in. California, Texas
97)What is your least favorite class? Math
98)Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing: Target
99)What is the largest amount of money you've ever spent in one store? Dunno
100)Tap your finger on the screen of the computer. No
101)Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you? Kinda
102)Where is the nearest ghetto house? Dunno
103)What is the last thing you ate/drank? Popcorn, milk
104)Where did Christmas come from? Jesus
105)Why do we celebrate Halloween? Didn’t it have something to do with England?
106)What's country music? Bad
107)Why is there a brain in your head if you don't use it? I do
108)What is your "social class" in school? It’s summer
109)Do dogs do the doo? Huh?
110)Can you shoot a gun well? No
111)How many times have you weighed yourself on the scale today? None
112)Have you ever had an eating disorder? No
113)Do you think you are depressed? No
114)Type a sentance and don't use the backspace or anything. HaammerFall is stronder than all
115)Now count your mistakes? 3
116)Are you looking forward to tomorrow? Oh yeah
117)Why/why not? “Renegade” is supposed to arrive!
118)What is the best thing about a sunny day? It’s warm
119)What color is the shirt you're wearing now? Blue
120)What color are your pants? Blue
121)How much do you weigh? Hmmm
122)who are your friends, name them? Amanda
123)Do you hear the bells? No
124)What number do you plan to get to on the 1,000 Question survey? 1,000
125)Do you believe in "best friends"? Yeah
126)Why or why not? Cause
127)What are some of your favorite words? Courtyard
128)What is your favorite inside joke? PUDDING!!
129)Are you feeling itchy right now? No
130)Name your favorite president. Bush
131)What profession would you want when you're older? Botanist/arborist
132)Do you like to lick things? No
133)Can you make yourself barf? No
134)Really? Yeah
135)What would you do if your name was Dick Ball? Change it
136)How many times have you felt like beating the crap out of someone today? None
137)How many illegal plants grow in your back yard. None
138)Can I fix it? Huh?
139)How close are you to a telephone? Not very
Time Again for some True or False
140)You are in love. T
141)You feel hated. F
142)There is someone in your school that has commited a crime against you. F
143)The next time you have a birthday will be in 2005. T
144)Everyone hates you. F
145)Women: You think little girls are sexy. F
147)There is weed in your backyard. F
148)You can spell dog 10 times fast without messing up. T
149)You live in a BIG mansion: F
150)Good friends are hard to come by. T
151)Santa Claus is yo mama/yo daddy. F
152)Strange animals piss in your backyard. F
153)Ya got gas. F
154)Yo mama jokes are amusing to you. F
155)You've had a dream where you killed your worst enemy. F
156)Spiders scare you. T
157)A dog once bit you. T
158)You've never been to Florida. F
159)Bugs are fun to bake in the oven. F
160)Shopping is fun. F
161)Cute dogs are fun. T
162)You believe in reincarnation. F
163)One of the things you dislike is being questioned. F
164)Rainy days are cool. T
165)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday? Internet
166)What kind of computer operating system do you have? Windows 98
167)Who do you love? Everyone
68)What is the longest you ever went out with anyone? N/A
169)How many days a week do you drink coke and pepsi? .None
170)Did you get to this point in the survey from Yeah
171)What car do you want to drive? Highlander
172)Does rap music offend you? Yeah
173)When you fight, what is the first thing you always do? Scream
174)Can you turn people's sentences around to make them seem nasty? Spoonerisms! Hearts on fire= Fearts on hire
175)How many times have you ever had lice? None
176)Which of the following do you see the most in your dreams: flowers, pink, people you don't know, streets that lead to strange cities. None
177)How many times have you smacked your butt into someone? Dunno
178)Can you tell us how many cigarettes you've ever smoked? None
179)What is your view on "cussing"? Hate it
180)What is the time where you are? 9:59 PM
181)What is the longest you've ever slept w/o waking up? Dunno
182)What is the lowest quiz grade you've ever gotten? 0
183)What do you hear outside? Nothing
184)Name all of the ghetto swear words- if you're ghetto enough. Dunno
185)What is your favorite line from a movie in the WORLD! “I bid you, stand, Men of the West!”
186)Do you like to party? Yeah
187)What happens when you get really mad? Get stubborn
188)What spending problem, if any, do you have? If I see what I want I get it
189)What is the worst thing you've ever done? Dunno
Time for the segment of the survey that asks (drum roll) "Which is better?"
190)Bikini or tankini? Bikini
191)The word booty or the word buttocks? Booty
192)Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
193)Monkeys or baboons? Monkeys
194)Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube? Ice cube
195)Rock or country? Rock
196)Cartoons or news? Cartoons
197)Assignments or Assassinators? Assignments
198)First or second? 1st
199)Blood or guts? Blood
200)cheez doodles: crunchy or not? Crunchy
201)Black or blue? Blue
202)Hurricanes or tornadoes? Tornadoes
203)Pepsi or coke? Neither
204)Britney or Christina? Neither
205)Woodchucks or Peter Piper? Huh?
206)Bulimia or Anorexia? Neither
207)TRL or 106 and Park? Neither
208)Love & lose or never loved at all? Love and lose
209)Reading or TV? Reading
210)Phone or AIM? Phone
211)Boy friends or boyfriends? Boyfriends
212)Nighties or jammies? Nighties
213)Crystal or diamonds? Crystals
214)Treating your enemies with: hate or respect? Respect
215)Hang out with: Gay men or lesbians? Gay men
216)The word spit or the word spittled? Spit
217)Checkers or chess? Chess
218)Peas or carrots? Peas
219)Happy endings or unhappy endings? Happy endings
220)If you could give this day a title, what would it be? Normal
221)Why? I do what I normally do
222)Do you still play with dolls? No
223)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Internet
224)Make up a long math problem with a simple answer. No!
225)What is the best thing that's happened to you within the last 10 minutes? Viggo Mortensen’s beautifulness
226)What's your favorite card game? Egyptian rat
227)What are some of the things on your life's "to-do list"? Go to college
228)How are you wearing your hair now? Down
229)Where was the first place you ever did it? What?
230)What is your definition of a ho? Dunno
231)Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like it
232)Where is the first place man may place a colony- Mars or the moon? The moon
233)What is something you want when you are older and can afford it? A ticket to a HammerFall concert
234)What is the farthest you've gotten in the "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song? Dunno
235)What do you see when you look over your shoulder? Pillow
236)Marco! Polo
237)IF you're happy and you know it, will you clap your hands? Yeah
238)How mean are you? Not very
239)Are you itchy? No
240)Can you believe you've made it this far? Yeah
241)Where was the last site you went to? LJ
242)Can you list ten words to describe yourself? Yeah
243)Okay... do so now! Nice, sweet, caring, autistic, fun, funny, courageous, Cool, crazy, hyper
244)What color braces do you have? None
245)What do you hate about yourself? Gullible
246)What's the worst prank you've played on your friends? Dunno
247)What ails you right now? Nothing
248)Are you bored? No
249)If you could modify your life, what would you be doing right now? Living in Scotland
250)Any funny comments from your teachers today? It’s summer
251)Have you been to a carnival lately? No
252)Why do you feel the way you do? I’m happy
253)What sucks right now? School’s about to start
254)What is psychotic right now? Dunno
255)What is cool right now? Viggo
256)What are you planning on doing tomorrow? Internet, and hopefuly “Renegade” will arrive tomorrow
257)Where do you live? Texas
258)Do you see the missing 2 anywhere? No
259)Do you steal? No
260)What did you do today? Already asked that
261)Is there any money related thing that happened today? No
262)How do you piss people off? I don’t
263)How many friends of the opposite sex do you have? Some
264)Can you babble? Yeah
265)How many languages can you speak in? 1
266)What language(s)? English
267)What can you think of as another word for crap? Poop
268)Are you having problems? No
269)Would you ever kiss someone you weren't going out with? No
270)What color is your hair? Blonde
271)As of right now, what is your dream for the future? College
272)What, in your mind, qualifies someone as being REALLY dumb? Dunno
273)If your parents didn't name you what they did, what are some names you might have been named? Dunno
274)Are you weird? Very
275)What are your pet's names? Bandit, Pumpkin, Snowy, Cheetah
276)Can you make yourself yawn? Yeah
277)Can you name all of your friends in the order of their birthdays? No
278)If you had a daughter right now, what would she be named? Morgan
279)If you had a son right now, what would he be named? Morgan
280)How many people have you scared today? None
281)Are you immature? No
281)Are there ticks in your weave? No
282)How long is your hair? Past my shoulders
283)Are there little creatures on your back. No
284)Have you done all of the 284 questions so far? Yeah
285)Your computer is making you mad right now. No
286)You feel your life is as cold and cruel as hellmouth freezing over. No
287)You have dandruff. No
288)Your dandruff is really bad. No
289)You're horny right now. No
290)There is a life size monkey statue in your possession at all times. No
291)Your eyes are twitching. No
292)Someone has just made your hate list. No
293)Voices are telling you to go eat some food. No
294)You obey any strange voices you hear. No
295)You've killed a man. No
296)Smileys are COOL! Yeah
297)Politics is boring. They *are* borning
298)You are male. No
299)Siblings are annoying as hell! Yeah
300)You've seen something eerie today? No
301)Someone loves you? Yeah
302)Right now, someone is probably thinking of you? Dunno
303)You believe that there is a GOd? Yeah
304)There is life outside of our Solar System (aliens)? No
305)You got cash today? No
306)You've stolen from a store? No
307)You've stolen from your friends? No
308)"Something slipped slyly sneaking supposedly south" is an alliteration? Yeah
309)You know of ugly houses on the outside that are pretty on the inside? No
310)You have enough nerve to reach in someone elses pocket? No
311)You're the baby in the family? No
312)No one understands you? Some people don’t
313)You have a pissing buddy (in other words, you and this person try and piss people off)? No
314)Broccoli is very yummy? No
315)Kissing is fun? No
316)You have no friends? No
317)Someone has insulted you today? Yeah
318)You aren't scared to get in trouble? No
319)Someone you hate gave you a complement today? No
320)You are vertically challenged? Kinda
321)Is this survey taking long enough or what? I like it
322)What if someone with the last name of Balls had a son named Dick Nel? That was random
323)Are you happy? Yeah
324)Do the Sims kick some serious booty? Who?
325)What would happen if you poured spaghetti sauce on the computer? It would not work anymore
326)How do you know how many more questions until you reach 1,000? The numbers
327)Speaking of which, how many more ARE there? A lot
328)How did you get that number? I can tell
329)Can you think of a name that can be reversed and look the same? Yeah
330)Well, will you tell me what it is? Bob
331)Can you back that thing up? Bob
332)Have you taken your vitamins today? No
333)Did you ever have an internet boyfriend/girlfriend and when? No
334)What is the longest you've ever been in the pool? Dunno
335)Why can you not be blind? Huh?
336)Do you hear the bells on Christmas day? No
337)What is your marital status? Single
338)What do you want your marital status to be when you're 29? Single
339)How old will you get married at? Don’t wanna
340)Are you an only child? No
341)Who in your house has the next birthday? My brother
342)Any plans for tomorrow? Already asked that
343)Have you kissed someone of the same sex? Yeah
344)Why am I stupid? You’re not
345)What time is it? 10:26 PM
346)What is your favorite insult in another language? None
347)What does that mean? N/A
348)Is there a pimple on your booty? No
349)If there is a bottle of water and someone drinks half, is it half empty or half full? Half empty
350)Is Michael Jordan REALLY the best basketball player in the world? No
351)What are some of the movies you cried while watching? None
352)Who hates you? Danelle
353)How many stars would you rate today with 5 stars being the highest? 3
354)Any plans for the future? Yeah
355)What kind of car do you like? Highlander
356)7 8 9? Ah ha! That’s why 6 is afraid 7
357)What do you keep in your refrigerator? Drinks, food
358)What is the hardest thing you are doing in school right now? It’s summer
360)When was the last time you had the hiccups? Dunno
361)Do you know how to do the funky chicken? No
362)What is a fond childhood memory? Can’t choose
363)Can you remember when you learned about Santa's little secret? No
364)Could you please write some alliteration for us... aliteration that makes sense? No
365)Right now, how old do you THINK you'll be when you retire? 64
366)Do you look like a freak? No
367)Do you love your computer? Yeah
368)What is the gayest thing in this world? Gay people
69)Would you have re-elected Bill Clinton if he could have run for office again? If I was old enough, no
370)What creative name can you come up with for a toilet? Dunno
371)Do you have personal problems? Yeah
372)How would you piss off a smart person? Dunno
373)How would you piss off a popular person? Stand up to them
374)Do you smoke? No
375)Ya drink? No
376)You are mad? No
377)You've changed a diaper or had someone change your diaper? Yeah
378)Old people are cool? Some
379)There are little people that nag you about the size of your butt? No
380)You've cried today? No
381)Now you've cited the reason that they put the word FIRE on the REALLY REALLY spicy salsas at Taco Bell? Huh?
382)Chicken tastes like poo? No
383)You prefer to make an idiot out of yourself in front of complete strangers, rather than people you know? Yeah
384)There is no reason you won't punch someone in the gut if the back-talk you? There is
385)Your life is pitiful? No
386)You hate the people that you belong to (parents or guardians)? No
387)For some incredibly odd reason, you feel the need to punch someone's lights out right now! No
388)People say you look/act/seem like a freak, and you say "thank you"? Yeah
389)You think no one really loves you? No
390)You keep your finger nails real short? No
391)You get Good Friday off from school? I think
392)There are white walls somewhere in your house? Yeah
393)You think they should play never-ending episodes of Barney EVERYDAY for people in jail? LOL! Yeah
394)You personally know the person that has created this survey? No
395)You have no religion? I’m a Christian
396)You have a friend that has a parent in one religious denomination and one in another? Probably
397)There is a little gong inside your head that makes annoying voices echo in your head until you have to scream? No
398)You were born before the date of September 21, 1985? No
399)One of your parents was adopted? No
400)You've made it this far and are excited about proceeding on with this survey! Yeah
401)What is your other diary/journal/xanga name? Palmy
402)What do you like about your hair? It’s nice
403)Do you think guys get PMS? No
404)Do you like tear jerking movies? No
405)What are you best friend's parents' middle names? Dunno
406)Are you mad at the world? No
407)Why/why not? No reason to be
408)What's your blood type? Dunno
409)In a relationship, do looks REALLY matter to you? Kinda
410)What college do you want to go to? Dunno
411)What would you like to study there? Botany/arbory
412)Who is the most annoying person as of right now? Ryan
413)What is the last horror movie you saw? Scary Movie
414)What movie genre best describes your life as of right now? Comedy
415)Have you ever been to a real AA meeting? No
416)What is the first language you learned after you were born (what's your native language)? English
417)Do you like nightmares? No
418)Why/why not? Why *would* you?
419)What country were you born in? USA
420)What country do you live in now? USA
421)Name one person you know that has gotten away with just about everything? Dunno
422)What did you do last summer? Traveled, Internet
423)Estimate how many parts there will be to this survey? 1000
424)Do you know anyone with the last digits of their phone number being 7448? No
425)As of this second, how much money do you have in your possesion? $3.00
426)What color was Napolean's white horse? Oooh! Green, yeah!
427)What do you usually get for a snack at the movies? Popcorn
428)What was the last movie you saw in a theater? King Arthur
429)What jewelry are you wearing? Bracelet, ring, necklace
430)How old is your oldest parent/guardian? 56
431)Which one is the oldest? Dad
432)Can you name some of the stupidest laws you've ever heard of? No
433)What is the next day you will get off from school? It’s summer
434)What is your favorite dark humor joke? Dunno
435)Did you punch anyone today? No
436)If anything, what did you learn today? Nothing
436)How many diaries/journals/xangas are on YOUR favorites/fruends/subscribers list? Huh?
437)Can you please list? Huh?
438)What was the last illegal act you commited? None
439)List 'I love you' in as many languages as you can (and be sure you say which language it is in). I love you (English), Amin mela le (Elvish)
440)Which are YOU wearing, boxers or briefs? What’s the difference?
441)How many people have you ever cheated on? None
442)What would you do if you caught your best friend doing bad things (nod,nod...wink,wink) with your science teacher? Be confused
443)What was the last store you bought a phone in? Dunno
444)What do you do when you hear someone tell you a stupid joke? Laugh
445)When it really comes down to it, which is better, nice face or nice butt? Face
446)Are you feeling gay? No
447)Name the fattest person you know? Why?
448)How far have you gotten in the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' song? Already asked that
449)What ads are at the top of the page right now? None
450)Is you fatz? No
Here is a special segment dedicated to yo' mama/yo' daddy- step-parents can apply
451)Come on, which is better, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
452)Which one is more likely to be welcomed at the psycho ward, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
453)Does yo' mama love yo' daddy? Yeah
454)Does yo' daddy love yo' mama? Yeah
455)Is yo' mama cool? Yeah
456)Is yo' daddy cool? Yeah
457)Are you surprised this asks about yo' mama or yo' daddy? No
458)Do you like yo' mama or yo' daddy jokes? No
459)Who do you live with, yo' mama or yo' daddy or both? Both
460)What do you call yo' mama (to her face- not behind her back)? Mom
461)What do you call yo daddy (same as above)? Dad
462)Which annoys you the most, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
463)Who give you the most money (if either pays you), yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
464)Which one earns the most money, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
465)Which is setimentaller (^_^), yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad
466)Are you tired of talking about yo' mama or yo' daddy? Kinda
467)Do you think yo' mama or yo' daddy is anyone's business? Huh?
468)Who didn't graduate high school, yo' mama or yo' daddy? They did
469)Which one is less responsible, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
470)Which is probably more computer literate, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Mom
471)Are yo' mama and yo' daddy divorced? No
472)Out of you and your best (female)friend, who's the Mary and who's the Rhoda? Huh?
473)Who, out of all of your friends, has the most pets? Dunno
474)Did you actually like the Blair Witch Project movie (if you saw it)? Didn’t see it
475)What band makes you want to go drink a whole 40-oz. in three minutes? None
476)What silent movies have you seen? None
477)Are there any wreaths in your house that aren't for Christmas? No
478)Do you live way out in the boonies? No
479)Does your internet connection bug the piss out of you? No
480)When was the last time you wet your pants? Dunno
481)Do you click on the annoying ads? No
482)Look up- do you see any bugs on the ceiling? No
483)Do you lie about your age? No
484)Do you like painted finger nails? No
485)What phobias do you have? Tornadoes
486)What percent of 24 hours do you spend sleeping? 8
487)Are you full of beans? No
488)How many times have you barfed from bad milk? None
489)Do people trust your judgment? Not really
490)Why/why not? Dunno
491)Are you BOLD and daring? No
492)Look closely, what is this ---> --)----)---)----@? Rose
493)Time yourself for 10 seconds. How may holidays can you name (correctly) in that name? 2
494)Again, time yourself for 10 seconds. How many inanimate objects can you count in the room you are in in that time? 6
495)Here’s a stupid question- What is wrong with this sentence- "A doctor a day keeps the apple away"? Nothing-it’s gramatically correct
Let’s play a game of “Which Comes First in Your Book?” in other words, which would you put as “more important”
496)Money or looks? Looks
497)Hearing or sight? Sight
498)Love or friendship? Friendship
499)Chicken or beef? Chicken
500)Sunday or Monday? Monday
501)You or others? Others
502)Work or play? Play
503)Sleep or work? Sleep
504)Play or sleep? Play
505)Glass or plastic? Plastic
506)Math or Science? Science
507)Literature or Math? Literature
508)Summer or winter? Summer
509)Chocolate or a nice figure? Chocolate
510)Comedy or romance? Comedy
511)Horror or comedy? Comedy
512)Westerns or comedy? Comedy
513)Dogs or cats? Cats
514)Fish or birds? Birds
515)Mammals or reptiles? Mammals
516)Spaghetti or Ravioli? Ravioli
517)Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican
518)Indian or Thai food? What’s the difference?
519)Critics or skeptics? Skeptics
520)Mayonnaise or mustard? Mayo
521)Age or beauty? Beauty
522)Size or color? Color
523)Paper or pencils? Pencils
524)Blue or red? Blue
Now, it's time for "What Do You Think of When You Hear..."
525)Bob- Boring
526)Lips- Viggo’s
527)Color Forms- Huh?
528)Sims- House
529)Pizza- Yummy
530)Eccentric- Hyper
531)Special- Things
532)Tie King- Does he have a sword?
533)Shrine- Gold
534)Ears- Elvish
535)Teeth- Gold
536)Fox- Forest
537)Fuzzy- Cuddle
538)Annoying- Ryan
539)Bubbly- Hyper
540)Have you ever heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
541)Have you ever seen the Samurai Pizza Cats? No
542)Have you ever heard of Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
543)Have you ever seen Ai Tenshi Densetsu? No
544)Do you surf the web a lot? Yeah
545)Have you ever barfed after seeing a dead person's body? No
546)Are you morbid? No
547)Have you ever dug up a dead person on accident? No
548)Have you ever dug up a dead person on purpose? No
549)Do you grope people you don't know? No
550)Have you ever seen anyone grope vegetables because they were so deprived because their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't have anything nice? No
551)What webrings are you a member of? None
552)Do you have a webpage? No
553)Do you know anyone with a five-story house? No
554)Do YOU have a five-story house? No
555)If you answered "no" above, how many stories is your house? 2
556)Do you have a fan in the room you are in? Yeah
Here's the little section called... "Is this an attractive quality in a boyfriend/girlfriend"
557)Which one do you want- boyfriend, girlfriend, or do you go for both? Boyfriend
558)Blonde hair, blue eyes- Yeah
559)Long hair- Yeah
560)Cute face- Yeah
561)Nice package- No
562)Pale complexion- No
563)Funny- Yeah
564)Same interests as you- Yeah
565)Hates the same things you do- Yeah
566)Freckles- No
567)Intelligence- Yeah
568)Do you believe in the zodiac signs when it comes to picking a lover- No
569)Would it bug you if they hung out with other girls/guys- No
570)What would you do if you found out that they kissed another girl/guy- Ask why
571)A slap-able booty- No
572)Cute cheeks- Yeah
573)Abnormal proportions- No
574)Do you have a friend with a website? Yeah
575)Do you have a friend that doesn't have a computer but mysteriously visits odd websites? No
576)Do you like B2K? No
577)Do you like BET? No
578)What about MTV? No
579)Howz about GAC? No
580)Is VH1 good? No
581)Hey, how many of you people don't get cable TV? Me
582)Do you have over 100 channels? Yeah
583)Do you get any of the HBO stations? No
584)How many computers do you have in your house? 5
585)Don't you think these questions are a bit random? Very
586)Can you do gymnastics? No
587)Do you ice skate? No
588)Is warm weather nice? Yeah
589)Have you ever cussed out a teacher? No
590)Where's the nearest cemetary? Dunno
591)Are you scared of cemetaries? No
592)Ever been to a funeral? Yeah
593)Are you crude? No
594)Do you think of yourself as a control freak? no
595)Are you a sarcastic person? Yeah
596)How many friends have you spoken to today? 1
597)Do you know the three deadly B/M's? No
598)Who has Windows XP? Dunno
599)Are monkeys cool? sure
600)You go to celeb parties. No
601)You hate dogs. No
602)There is only one door that you can exit out of the room you're in. Yeah
603)Your mom is a total bia-bia. Huh?
604)Your dad is a total @$$. No
605)You enjoy reading. Yeah
606)You have some weird words you've invented. Googles
607)You've ever been recommended for a special education class. No
608)You wonder if this survey will reach 1000. It will
609)You've taken a sip out of the fountain of youth. No
610)You hate all of your teachers. It’s summer
611)You've thrown up in the bushes. No
612)Monkeys are cool. Sure
613)You love little mammals. Yeah
614)The excessive ads are beginning to aggrivate the piss out of you. No
615)You have over $30. No
616)Money is cool. Yeah
617)It will squeak if I squeeze it. LOL
618)You've seen things you never want to see again! Yeah
619)You believe in Adam and Eve. Yeah
620)Men are sexy. Viggo is
621)Women are sexy. I’m not gay
622)Men and women are both sexy. Yeah
623)You're a stable person. Sure
624)Bootylicious is a good thing. No
625)You go to the bank like you go to the potty (unless you work at one). No
626)Chicken tastes like chicken. No, really?
627)Beef tastes like beef. Look! Captain Obvious has arrived!
628)Orange crayons taste like oranges. No
629)You've stuck a banana in a donut, held it up and screamed "this is my legacy!" LOL! That’s a good idea! Legacy of kings?
630. If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter? LOL
631.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Dunnp
632.If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented? LOL!!
633.What hair color is on the license of a bald man? Dunno
634. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it? Good question
635.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos? Cause
636.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? I was wondering that
637.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Dunno
638.Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon? Yeah
639.What do chickens think we taste like? Dunno
640.What do you call a male ladybug? LOL
641.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Huh?
642.Why are there interstates in Hawaii? LOL!!
643.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations? No
644.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from? LOL! This is getting hilarious!
645.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? No
646.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? FALLING!! Er…GERONIMO!!
647.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite? LOL! I’ve heard that one! Yeah!
648.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal? Don’t get it
649.If American mothers give their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give their babies? Chopsticks
650)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Walks
651)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Just in case
652)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Good question
653)Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo? Woah! Never noticed that before
654)When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? The eraser
655)Why do they report power outages on TV? Dunno
656)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You get scared
657)What is the purpose of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses? Dunno
658)What is the purpose of ejector seats for helicopters? Dunno
659)The typical Tarot deck contains how many cards? Dunno
660)Natural quartz crystals come from which-a)Arizona,b) Yugoslavia,c) arkansas-? Arizona
661)What famous person do you share a birthday with? Dunno
662)Take the gender test at The Spark and tell us- was it correct? Don’t remember
663)Do you care if people have mismatched socks? No
664)Have you ever gone down on someone because they paid you to? No
665)Do you procrastinate? Yeah
666)Do you think this number should've been left out? AHHH!!
667)Are you being watched? By God
668)Are you in pain? No
669)Do you like exams? No
670)Do you like tests? No
671)Do you like quizes? Online ones
672)Do you like the thought of SATS? No
673)Does good always win? Usually
674)Should good ever lose? I guess
675)Have you ever been poked in the eye so bad that you couldn't see out of it? No
676)Have you ever had such bad cramps that you couldn't pee right? No
677)Do you like to look at naked people? No
678)9-10-11? Huh?
679)What is the worst thing about a little newborn baby? Crying
680)Do you like little newborn babies? Sure
681)Do you like to be... NAUGHTY? No
682)What is the area code for Korea? Dunno
683)Where is a nice place you prefer to do it? Huh?
684)Will you survive...will you survive... for as long as you know how to love do you know if you'll stay alive? Huh?
685)Bud or Miller Lite? Neither
686)Do you have a bopplehead? No
687)Are YOU a bopplehead? No
688)Do u annoy Osama bin Laden? No
689)Do you have underwear with your favorite color on it? Yeah
690)Do you like chicken fingers? Yeah
691)Have you ever heard a good knock-knock joke? Sure
692)Do you watch SNL? No
693)Do you believe the rumors that anything is pretty much legal in Amsterdam?No
694)What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? Dunno
695)Are you bootylicious enough to scare the whole 'hood? Huh?
696)Do you watch the Osbournes? No
697)Do you watch Friends? No
698)Do you watch 24? No
699)Do you watch the Real World? No
700)Do you watch cartoons? No
701)Do you judge people by their laugh? No
702)Are you scared of terrorists? No
703)Are you a fierce person? No
704)Do arachnids scare you? Yeah
705)What color do you wish your eyes were? Blue is fine
706)Can you believe that this survey has gotten this far? Yeah
707)Made any plans for summer? I did, but school’s almost in, but summer’s not over yet, like *some* people think
708)When will/did you get your learners permit? Dunno
709)What car do you have/want? Highlander
710)Do you think R. Kelly is guilty? Who?
711)Do you like 7-11? No
712)How many kids do you have? None
713)How many kids do you want? None
714)Do you really think that if a guy drinks White Zinfandel he's gay? Huh?
715)Have you ever had a mock-tail? No
716)Do you drink piss? No
717)What is the most exciting thing you've done so far this month? Order “Renegade”
718)How many hotels have you stayed in you whole life? I’m supposed to know that how?
719)How many condos? A few
720)How many motels? Dunno
721)What states have you been through (this includes driving through or flying over)? 28
722)If you were to die, who would get most of your things? My parents
723)Do fake nails amuse you? No
724)How many episodes of the Osbournes have you seen? None
725)Do you hate haters? Sure
726)What did you dream about last night? My friend Amanda
727)When/If you were to get married, would you support your spouse? Yeah
728)Would you make your spouse support you? Yeah
729)When was the last time you went to the potty? Earlier
730)What time zone are you currently in? Central
731)What is the name of the last store you went to? Kroger
732)What did you buy on your last shopping trip? Shirts
733)Will Mental Patient ever finish typing this up? Yeah
734)Do you fight with people when they start fights with you? No
735)Do you enjoy making people laugh? Yeah
736)How many times have you eaten today? 4
737)How many cavities do you have? None
738)Are there living members of your family that you've never met? Yeah
739)Is Lil' Bowwow cute? Who?
740)Are you in love? Yeah
741)Does your family hate you? No
742)Do you love candy? Yeah
743)Make up a word and give the part of speech & definition? Palmy-palm trees
744)Do you want to be a spy someday? No
745)Is there any food you're afraid of? Seafood
746)Is being ghetto good or bad? Bad
747)Are you easily aggitated? Sometimes
748)When was the last time you cried? Last month
749)Why did you cry when you did? Was about fencing
750)Do you hate existing? No
751)What do you want your dying words to be? Dunno
752)If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered? Scotland
753)If you were to have a one-night stand with a current celebrity, who would you choose? What’s that?
754)Is there anything you'd willingly give your life for? Dunno
755)Have you ever stayed home from work or a social event because you were having a "bad hair day"? No
756)How many different sexual partners have you had in your life? Would you prefer to have had more or less? . None
757)How do you know when you're in truly love? Feeling
758)If you were God for a day, what would be the first thing you do? Dunno
759)If you saw someone shoplifting in an exclusive store, what would you do? Tell someone
760)Do you intend on being famous someday? No
761)If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? Lotsa people
762)In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. LOL! Really?
763)How can someone get completely drenched and not get their hair wet? Don’t have hair
764)What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? Dunno
765)What can you catch but not throw? A cold
766)How can the average woman have balls? Sports
767)Why do fat gym teachers exist? Dunno
768)Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? LOL
769)Are there any unguided missiles? No
770)Could crop-circles be the work of a serial killer? Sure
771)If you had to place your brain in any other part of your body, where would it be? Head is fine
772)For cemetary workers, do you think every shift is considered the graveyard shift? LOL!!
773)If you were a vampire, would you run an AIDS screening on your victims? No
774)Would women be "man-eating" creatures (if you know what I mean)? No
775)Why can't we go back in time and try to kill the person that invented the stupid question? We can’t
776)Which theory of existing do you believe- religious or scientific or neither? Religious
777)Which, witch or wich(sandwich)? Which
778)If you were born again, do you think you'd like being twins? No
779)If you were to have a pet dragon, what would you name it? Morgan
780)What do you call home, your house or where you were born, or someplace far far away? Home
781)Are you in bad company when you are alone? No
782)Do you find that your breath often reeks? No
783)If the God you believe in was your next door neighbor, would you look at them the same way? Huh?
784)Do you know where you can buy needles for turntables without having to order them? No
785)Do you like to gamble? No
786)Do you hate haters? Already asked that
787)Have you ever felt alone? Yeah
788)Has there been a time when all of your friends had forgotten your birthday? No
789)Do you like the sound of air filters? No
790)How many vanilla cokes have you had? None
791)Where is the safest place to be in a thunderstorm? Basement
792)How many near-death experiences have you had? None
793)How much does the human head weigh? Dunno
794)Are you worthless? No
795)When was the last time your heart was taken and smashed to little tiny pieces? Never
796)How many communist friends do you have? None
797)Did you cry yesterday? No
798)Do you remember being born? No
799)What is the most noticable movie mistake you've seen within the last 10 months? Not studying for finals
800)Only 200 more questions to go! Excited? Sure
801)Are you a homophobic? No
802)What is the difference between archive and collection? The word
803)Do you enjoy parodies? Yeah
804)What do you think when you go to http://www.funnyspoofs.com/unclebin.jpg? Can’t go there
805)Was Bill Clinton a good president? No
806)Do you like to climb things? Yeah
807)Were you ever a girl/boy scout? Yeah
808)Would you kiss a stranger? No
809)Do you like kisses? Kinda
810)Are you a chicken? no
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear:
811)Moose? Snow
812)Hamsters? Rodent
813)Oreo? Yummy
814)Wu? Huh?
815)Abercrombie? Stupid
816)Poop? UM
817)Hot? Viggo
818)Religion? Christianity
819)Natural? Plants
820)Karma? Dogma
821)Glow-in-the-dark? Scary
822)Clinton? BAD
823)Bopple? LOL
824)Thongs? Uh
825)Kit Kats? Yummy
826)True love? Sure
827)Rage? No
828)Repetitive? Annoying
829)Ill? No
830)3:30AM? *yawn*
831)9:25AM? Let’s watch a movie
832)12:00PM? MAIL COMES!! Need…”Renegade”
833)Dysfuntional? LOL
834)Freaky? Oscar
835)Shake, shake,shake? Huh?
836)Hot guys? Viggo
837)Penilly? You spelled it wrong
838)----}---}-<@ Rose
839)Spectacular? HammerFall
840)Baby Got Back? Hate that song
841)AOL? No
841)Spiderman? Good movie
842)Zippers? Sure
843)Pointless? Some math
844)Japanese beetle? I can imagine one holding a sword
845)Mice? Yay
846)Atlantic? Ocean
847)Ping? Pong
848)Bing? Bong
849)White? Tower
850)Green? Trees
851)Blue? Sky
852)Brown? Color
853)Pink? Prep
854)Grey? Boring
855)Black? Horse
856)Yellow? Flower
857)Orange? Flower
858)Purple? My CD case
859)Aqua? Water
860)Red? Mad
861)If you could have 3 bumper stickers of choice, what would they say? Dunno
862)Did you get your mail today? Yeah, but not “Renegade”
863)Do you feel guilty often? No
864)How old were you when someone of the opposite sex, not in your family, saw you in the underware (or put N/A)? Never
865)What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite sex? N/A
866)Do you feel you are killing brain cells by doing this survey? No
--True or False--
867)I am as straight as a gay person can be? Huh?
868)I've counted how many times I've sneezed in a week? F
869)I can stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
870)I've actually tried to stand on my head for 10 minutes? F
871)I was raped? F
872)I've had a friend that was raped? F
873)When I got to the bathroom, I scream "I LOVE MY POTTY!"? F
874)I hate myself? F
875)Police live next door? F
876)I hate labels (punk, prep... hippy, etc.)? T
877)I'm preppy? F
878)I'm gothic? F
879)I'm a punk? F
880)I'm a hippy? F
881)My label isn't one of the last 4? T
882)I'm not labeled so don't label me? T
883)Only when my body cavities start to smell do I take a shower? F
884)I hate bumper stickers? F
885)Sex is evil? Yeah and no
886)Incest is evil? Huh?
887)Homosexuality is evil? F
888)Working on holidays is disgustingly evil? F
889)I answered false to the last 4 questions? F
890)I've tried to kill myself over 10 times? F
891)Video games kick butt!? T
892)Computer games kick butt!? F
893)I'll kick YOUR butt!? F
894)When people break up with me, I exclaim, "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"? F
895)I'm high? F
896)My nose is running and my feet are smelling? F
897)I see you? F
898)I eat dead things? F
899)I'm glad that there are only 100 questions left to go! F
900)Are you greedy? No
901)Are you lustful? No
902)Are you a glutton? No
903)Are you angered? Sometimes
904)Are you envious? Sometimes
905)Ya proud? Yeah
906)Are you a sloth? No
907)Are you an idiot? No
908)Does this refine your thinking- "You're an idiot if you didn't realize that 900-906 were 7 deadly sins"? Oops
909)Female: Say you're wearing a two-piece bathing suit at the beach. Which piece (top or bottom) would you rather lose in front of everyone? Bottom
Male: Which piece would you like to see your girlfriend/girl-of-your-dreams lose? N/A
910)Do you want to be a dentist or be in that line of work? No
911)Do you want to be a police officer or be in that line of work? No
912)Do you want to be a teacher or be in that line of work? No
913)Do you want to be a president or be in that line of work? No
914)Do you want to be a form of entertainer? No
915)Do you want to be the "happy housewife"? No
916)Do you want to be the "happy hooker"? No
917)Which is more true: "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" or "Early to bed, early to rise gives that man a small penis size" LOL
918)Female: Do you paint gay guys' nails? No
Male:Do you go girl-watching with lesbians? N/A
919)Who do you feel like throwing poop at right now? No one
920)Are you your own sister? No
921)Is your momma, through adoption, your sister? No
922)Are you your own grandmother? No
923)Are you more familiar with the anatomy of people of your own sex or of the opposite sex? Mine
924)Which word do you prefer: bitch or bastard? Neither
925)Do you think it is correct to call a guy a bitch? No
926)Do you think all sluts are dumb? No
927)Is it necessary to be in love before you have sex? Yeah
928)HAve you ever stalked someone because they looked at you funny?No
929)Have you ever followed someone around a store for the hell of it? No
930)Do you enjoy it when people notice you? No
931)Have you ever accidentally kissed someone? No
932)Would you go down on someone because you're bored? No
933)Are you pregnant at this time? No
934)What would you do if your cousin's, best friend's boyfriend was your dad's brother's ex-boyfriend? Huh?
935)Do you think naked people are funny? No
936)Do you think of ghetto as a compliment? No
937)Have you been caught doing something you shouldn't have been? No
938)When you're done with this survey, will you take it over again in a few months to see how you've changed? No
939)How many roller coasters have you been on? 1
940)Do you hate human beings? No
941)Do you sneak food into the movie theater? No
942)Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? No
943)Who is yo baby's daddy/mama? Huh?
944)Are you a baby's mama/daddy? Huh?
945)What religion is your mom's best friend's dad? Huh?
946)Do you know where north is in relation to your current position? Yeah
947)Is the weather nice? Kinda
948)51 questions to go. Ya feel good? Sure
949)Seen the Powerpuff Girls Movie? No
951)Did you see Scream? No
952)What'd you think of it? N/A
953)Did you see Scream 2? No
954)What'd you think of it? N/A
955)Did you see Scream 3? No
956)What'd you think of it? N/A
957)Do you have a floppy disk in your computer right now? No
958)What is your current occupation? Student
959)What do you want for a future occupation? Botanist/arborist
960)What did you want it to be when you were little? Vet
961)Have you ever gone down on a stranger? No
962)Would you go down on one? No
963)Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really
964)Do you draw faces on people in magazines? No
965)Name someone that has terrible singing? Britney Spears
966)Kissed anyone lately? Yeah
967)When was the last time you drank a glass of water? Dunno
968)When was the last time you stood on your head on a roof? Never
969)30 survey questions to go! Isn't that super? Not really
970)Did you ever have applejuice that was so old that you got sick? No
971)Have your friends ever made you a toxic concoction (a drink that has a bunch of nasty stuff in it and YOU don't know what it is)? No
972)If you answered yes, did you actually DRINK it? N/A
973)Ever been drunk before? No
974)Ever been to a keg party? No
975)Have you ever sung in a band infront of a crowd? No
976)Do you sing when you're alone? Yeah
977)What songs have you memorized the words to? “The Unforgiving Blade,” “Battlefield,” “Hero’s Return,” other songs
978)Would you sing for someone you love? Yeah
979)Who would you enjoy kicking right now? No one
980)How long can you hold your breath? Dunno
981)Doo yew hait pepel thet kant spilll (Do you hate people that can't spell)? It’s annoying
982)Would you take care of a sick animal if only it would recieve any benefit at all? Yeah
983)Can you eat 3 raw onions without barfing? No
984)Have you made plans for tomorrow? Kinda
985)What do you think of this joke:Q)How do you like your eggs in the morning?? A)Unfertilized? OMG! Ick!
986)Finish this: Yo mama's so ugly...? Stop talking like that!
987)HAve you ever stepped on a bug in your bare feet? No
988)Would you eat a roach for $1000? No
989)Have you ever eaten a bug? No
990)Have you killed anything? Bugs
991)What do you dunk your donuts in? Nothing
992)Are the Powerpuff Girls GAY? Yeah
993)Do you consider yourself to be beautiful? Not really
994)Do you consider yourself to be a talkative person? Kinda
995)Do you consider yourself to be an ugly monkey? No
996)Do you consider yourself to be a big baby? No
997)Do you consider yourself to be a scapegoat (someone that takes the blame for something they didn't do)? No
998)Do you consider yourself to be a computer nerd? Yeah
999)Do you consider yourself to have a butt for a face? Huh?
1000)This is the very last question (duh), so, tell me, do you think you're going to live happily ever after? Yeah
"Illian shall fall!"--From "The Shadow Rising"
