OMG this is amusing!!

[glacier_kitty]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Luca Turilli!

1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Luca Turilli!


2. Some birds use Luca Turilli to orientate themselves during migration.


3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Luca Turilli!


4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Luca Turilli!


5. It is impossible to fold Luca Turilli more than seven times.


6. Luca Turilli was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.


7. To check whether Luca Turilli is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Luca Turilli will sink, and fresh Luca Turilli will float!


8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Luca Turilli!


9. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Luca Turilli.


10. Luca Turilli was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

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#3 is just wrong! I think I like the last one though. ;) Actually 1 is THE BEST

I forgot about my Latin calendar Mrs. Hooker gave me...I found it last night...it has a Latin phrase on it for every day...and I shall put it here every day. Today's is "pactum factum" (a done deal). Haha that sounds amusing...



Fabio: AHHH OMG IT'S THE THING OF DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Luca: Uh Fabio...you ok?

Patrice: *rests head on Luca's shoulder*
Luca: *smashes Patrice on the head with his head*

Luca: Turtle turtle!

Fabio: Behold the shiny microphone of awesomeness!!
Luca: OMG there's something on the ceiling!

Manuel wondered why everyone looked depressed

Ooo Luca looks like a dog...

I like it better longer...

Alex: And you know...*makes hand gesture*
Fabio: I need to shave...
Luca: Owww my tooth hurts

Luca: Ok wow what just happened? *blank*

Luca: He's my beeest frieeend!

*stares at Luca's chest*

Luca: Take the pic already BEFORE MY GUITAR DROPS ON THE GROUND!!

Person: *tries to catch the sun on a mirror. is successful* AHHH MY EYES!!!!!!

Luca: *looks down at guitar while playing*
Dom: I can play guitar without looking! See! *messes up* Dangiiiiit!!!

Luca: Whoa what is that??
Dom: A majorly huge guitar and pick...FETCH IT!!!

Ahahahaaaaa *DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* *MELT*

Ooook freaky Luca...

Luca: Why is it so hot in here?!

Fabio: Get...away...from...me!

Luca: *hums while shredding on his guitar*

Ooook everyone but Alex Staropoli has a hand up...

Under a rain of a thousand flames we face the real pain falling in vaaaain

The mighty field of Rhapsody

Luca: *thumbs up* WHEEEEEEEE GO CROWD!!!!!

Luca: *rocks out*

Luca: WHOA EVERYTHING TURNED GREEN!

Luca: *looks for the thing that turned everything green*

Fabio: *whistles while rolling the microphone in his hands*
Alessandro: *is scared*

Mwhaha red smoke...

Whoa Luca looks weird...

RIGHT!

Dark Luca

GREEN AND BLUE LIGHTS!

The rest of these are pics I really can't caption...








"We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain"--"Warriors of The World United," Manowar

Comments

[lkrain.livejournal.com]

So... its true then, if someone kills Luca.. he floats.. *bullets, and Ducking for cover, after a few mins* I got a floater over here!

[joansies.livejournal.com]

Oily. Luca. ARMS. *faint*