This or that..

Which would you rather compete in-a wet T-shirt contest, or a bake-off?: A bake off?
Which career are you most suited to do, guidance counselor or porno star?: Guidance counselor
Which would you rather give up for a year-dairy products, or alcohol?: Alcohol
Would you rather lay on a bed of nails or walk across hot coals?: Lay on a bed of nails
What would you rather star in, a tampon commercial or a drag show?: Tampon commercial?
What would you rather give up for 6 weeks, shampoo or chocolate?: Chocolate
Which limb would you rather lose in a sword fight, left arm or right leg?: Right leg?
What would you rather learn, witchcraft or accounting?: Accounting?
What would you rather do on Sunday, go to church or go bowling?: Go bowling
What would you rather give up, fruits or vegetables?: Hmm
Who would you rather have live in your attic, the in-laws,or a poltergeist?: The in laws
What would you rather catch, head lice or food poisoning?: Hmm
What sense would you rather lose, taste or touch?: Touch
If you were desperate,what would you sell first, your hair or eggs/sperm?: Hair
What insect would you rather be, mosquito or beetle?: Beetle
What tattoo would you rather have, an eye on your forehead or 666 on chin?: Eye
What would you rather rid the world of, STD's or hunger?: Hunger
Would you rather get all your teeth pulled or cut off a pinky?: Cut off a pinky?
What would you rather be for a day, the opposite sex or an eagle?: An eagle
What would you rather have happen to you-lose your hair or gain 50 lbs?: Lose my hair if it could grow back
In 10 yrs, what would you rather suffer from, hearing loss or obesity?: Hearing loss
Where would you rather appear as an extra-a music video or sitcom?: Eh
What would you rather have more of, money or friends?: Friends?
What would you rather pierce, your right nipple or left eyebrow?: Left eyebrow
Which would you rather have as an indoor pet-a pig or rooster?: Eh
Would you rather get lost in the wilderness or get mugged?: Get mugged?

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Dog musher: The driver of a dog team, who, when not serving as the dogs' cook and valet, spends a lot of time looking at their south ends. The term comes from the use of the word "mush" as a command to run