Oh come onnn

You Are 28% Texas

You're as welcome in Texas as a skunk at a lawn party.

How Texas Are You?

Next stupidest quotes: actual country song titles. "She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart," "Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye," "Mama, Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)"