The mighty power of the dragonflame...

Yesterday I got a birthday present from grandma and grandpa Hopkins (mom's side). It's a majorly epic black shirt with dragons grandma embroidered!! I must thank her!! I also got $50...whoo! My birthday's in two days...wooow

Wikipedia said the Antichrist would be born today...how would anyone know that?!

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Today's Latin: ne feceritis ut rideam (don't make me laugh)

"The gods made heavy metal and they saw that is was good, they said to play it louder than hell. We promised that we would"--"The Gods Made Heavy Metal," Manowar