Survey survey...ooo it's shiny

[glacier_kitty]

I made another survey yesterday. You can find it here (and Bzoink but here is better) http://www.livejournal.com/community/randomshinyness/20381.html#cutid1. Kathryn took it too and she was hyper and her answers were awesome!

I think I found the convo where I got obsessed with Luca too...
GUARDIANI....:
Luca LUCA LUCA!!!!!!!!!
GUARDIANI....:
help! i'm making myself obsessed!

More 5000 surveyness (this is the most pointess entry I've ever written!)


2107. Do you understand children and their problems? No
Do you understand teenagers and their problems? Depends
Do you understand young adults and their problems? Kinda
Do you understand middle aged people and their problems? Kinda
Do you understand the elderly and their problems? Kinda
OOut of that whole bunch which age group has it the worse off? Dunno
2108. Do you like to scare people/freak people out/ be considered wierd or different? Weird
2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail? No
2110. Is your body:
an amusement park? No
awonderland? No
amachine? Sure
yours? Yeah
2111. When people kept slaves the slaves didn't own their own bodies...Can you imagine? No
2112. What is the best liquid in existence? SoBe
2113. What is turning out better than expected? Dunno
2114. Where are we going? Italy
2115. You are in a bad neighborhood and you bump someone's car (your front to their rear). You don't know who's car it is. It was a slow bump.
What do you do? See if their car is ok
There is one witness that you are aware of. A kid in his teens/early 20's walks past, laughs at you. and keeps walking. What do you do? Ignore him
What do you think he'll do? Keep walking
Let's say you're too scared to get out of your car. Then what do you do? Wait for the other person to get out
Let's say you sit there for 5 minutes and see no one except for the kid who laughed at you. No one comes over and talks to you so you take off and later notice that there is absolutely no damage to your own car.
Do you think there is damage to their car? Maybe
Do you feel guilty? Kinda
Are you afraid they will ruin your car if you take it back and park it near there? No
Are you afraid they'll call the cops for a hit and run? No
2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this? He deserved it
Should Eminem have won 4 awards? No
2117. Close your eyes. What do you see? Blackness
2118. What's the best Van Halen song? Who?
2119. Have you ever gotten so much novacaine at the dentist that your nose went numb? No
2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline? Yeah
2121. What do you use batteries for the most often? My CD player
2122. What do you find thrilling? Epic opera, music, epic battle movies
2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for? Green hills
2124. Who's your cherry pie? Pistachio Disguisey lol
2125. Where's the sexiest place to have a piercing? Nowhere
2126. Do you get panic attacks? No
2127. When you get married are you going to enjoy your wedding or is it all going to be one big photo posing opportunity? 1st one
2128. What is ADam Ant's best song BESIDES goody two shoes? Who?
2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine? Fine
2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself? No
2132. What is the most romantic movie ever? Dunno
2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world? In some places
2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your signifigant other and they got puunched by someone? Leave
2135. Are you banned from anywhere? No
2136. have you ever been kicked out of somewhere? No
2137. When was the last time you felt enlightened? Dunno
2138. When you are in pain is relief from that pain almost as good as pleasure? Yeah
2139. What topics do you hate to talk about? Politics
2140. WHEN IS THIS GOD DAMNED SURVEY GOING TO ENDD!!!!*!&!&!%!$!!!!!???????? At question 5000
excuse me. I'm better now. Ok lol
2141. Does it offend you that I said god damned? Kinda
2142. What is your coziest article of clothing? PJ’s
2143. What is your favorite word to say? Manicotti
2144. Does your name and your signifigant other's namee almost feel like one word? Heather Guardiani…haha not really
2145. Do twinkies mate for life? LMAO
Do you? No
2146. Can you tell wwhen other people are lieing? Yeah
2147. What are you touching? The keys
What are you feeling? The keys
2148. Is a clown your friend? No
Is a clown a big spider? No
Will a clown bite you and throw you in the basement? No
Bye bye Mr. Clown lol
2149. WWhere do you go when you want to meet new people? The Internet
2150. WWho are you naked without? No one
2151. Fun or safety first? Safety
2152. Does mind over matter work? Sure
2153. Do 'they' owe us a living? Who?
2154. Is punk dead? Yeah
Is goth dead? Dunno
2155. Does being high actually help you to think and come up with deep meaninful thoughts or does it only make everything SEEEM to be deep and meaningful? Dunno never been high
Have you ever wrote something when you were high and then looked at it later on and sober and realized that it was nonsense? N/A
2156. Do chicks HAVE to shave thier legs? No
Do guys HAVE to shave their face? No
2157. What word do you often hear people misuse? Hate
2158. Have you ever used somebody? No
2159. Is someone LLOOOKING at you??? No
2160. Who do you think deserved to win an mtv video music award? No one
Who didn't deserve to win one? All of them
2161. Do you feel like you are getting anywhere? Yeah
2162. What was the deepedst religious or spiritual experiance you've ever had? Becoming a Christian
2163. What ius it like to be you today? Good
2164. Do you like to play games? Yeah
2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary thing? Yeah
Have you met anyone from the diary site? Yeah
2166. Is life more difficult or fun? Both
2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about? Dunno
2168. Do you get along with people whoannoy you? Sometimes
disagree with you? Yeah
dislike you? Yeah
hate you? Yeah
2169. When you ask for something do you request or demand? Request
2170. Are you corrupted? No
By what? N/A
2171. What makes you rock out? Rhapsody…Luca playing his guitar!!
2172. Who is on your christmas list this year? Haha who?
2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey? 1
2174. Have you ever purposefully had a one niight stand? No
2175. Who do you call up in the middle of the night when you feel like a firefly without a light? No one
2176. Do you want some excitement? Sure
2177. Do you listen to techno? No
2178. Could you lose ten pounds by tuesday? No
2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto: Cool
suffer victim: They sound troubled
With A Purpose: Nice lol
Almost_Famous: Stupid
In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Haha I kinda like that
The Phallic Stapler: Haha that’s cool too
<*>SeXyCandace<*>: ICK
2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians ... as far as the eye can see: Lovely
Why Avril Lavigne sucks: Nice
Call On Jesus: Ooo
Buddha-licious: lol
WeLCome To The JungLe!: Cool
Geektastic: Cool
Should i get an abortion?: No
2181. What do you find beaautiful in an atypicaal way? Music
2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over? Dunno
2183. What was the last thing you were invited to? Dunno
2184. Are you older than movies? Some
Are you wiser than dreams? Sure
Are you dancing on angels? Sure
Is there a crack in your past? No
2185. Have you ever drank:
chartruese? No
absinth? No
2186. Do you plan your outfits waaay ahead of time for school or work, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear whatever you slept in? The night before
2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your
sheets: A week
cloths: A day
underwear: A day
toothbrush: Dunno
2189. What item should not be shared? Personal things
2190. How do you control your temper? Hold in
Do you ever lose it and get out of control? Yeah
2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin would you? “Leaaaad me to your horned beast named king”…no
2192. Who do you need who do you love when you come undone? Amanda
2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer? Yeah
2194. What is your favorite children's story? Dunno
2195. Wouldn't it be grreat if adult books had more pictures? Sure
Who says adults don't need to stimulate their imaginations? No one
2196. What was your all time low? Dunno
2197. Do you sing to someone sometimes? No
2198. Will you crucify the insincere tonight? Huh?
Will you make things right, and feel it all tonight? lol
Can you you find a way to offer up the night? Sure…
Can you describe the indescribable moments of your life? No
Is the impossible is possible tonight? No
Believe in me as I believe in you tonight Ok
2199. Do you see expressing emotion as weakness? No
2200. What do you consider a weakness? Gullible
2201. Is there a place where all your bad thoughts can settle outside of yourself? Sure
Are you afraid they will stay and haunt you half-happening all over again? No
2202. Are there things you've never told for fear that others would turn away? Yeah
2203. Do you:
use dental floss? No
use mental floss? No
treat yourself to a mental maragrita every now and then? No
2204. The one you love says they don't love you..Do you get upset or do you just want to do the things you both want to do? Upset
2205. Has someone recently pissed on your parade? No
2206. Have you been let down by someone you love in the last 2weeks? No
2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you? Yeah
2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds? No
2209. What kind of music does it have to be to make you wanna dance? Metaaaaal
2210. What are you wondering? How I got this headache
2211. What will no one ever see you do? Dunno
2212. Are you quick to anger? Kinda
Are you slow to forgive? No
2213. Why is it so popular to be angry and miserable? Dunno
2214. Do you need help? With what?
2215. Why would someone want something and not try to get it? Dunno
2216. Do you take the easy way out of things? Sometimes
2217. What makes you wanna say HELL YEA!!! When someone likes Luca
2218. Would you finish this survey if it were upped to 10,000 questions? Yeah
2219. Would you raher dance back to back or belly to belly? Back to back
2220. What is your 'security blanket' in life? Dunno
2221. Do you laugh long at your own jokes? Sometimes
Do you pose around? No
Are you completely false? No
If you were a green monster would you eat the false people of this world? No
2222. Make a wish: To go to Italy
2223. Do you like those little dust collector figurines? No
2224. What are you the guardian of? Destiny!
2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance? No
2226. Is it really ok to do whatever you want(obviously, it isn't ok for a serial killer to be themselves so how does that fit in)? No
2227. Is happiness really the most important thing in life(or are other things, like security, freedom, order, etc., more important)? Sure
2228. How did we start using the phrase, "Just be yourself," in the first place? Who coined it, and why did they choose those words? Dunno
2229. Do you really make your own decisions or do you just make them en masse with ebveryone else? My own
2230. When has life been unfair to you? Different times
2231. Do the songs you like speak TO you or speak FOR you? Both
If they speak FOR you than are you speaking or neglecting your own thoughts? Dunno
2232. How do you feel the night before the first day back to school? Nervous
2233. What is your idea of:
fun? Traveling
excitement? Traveling
adventure? Going to a different place
peacefulness? Listening to music
happiness? Listening to music
interesting? Seeing something new
2234. If you were going to 'make over' your diary what do you think would be a cool new look for it? Italy’s flag
2235. You know how there are different decks of tarot cards (cats, lord of the rings, fairies, witches, etc)? No
What theme would make cool new deck? None
2236. Do you beliieve that downloading music for free from napster-type sites is wrong and why? Yeah
2237. Are you for or against censoring child pornography? For
Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children? No
Why or why not? What’s the difference?
Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren't real, they just look real)? No
2238. What's the deal with wicca. paganism, satanism, etc? Dunno
What is the deal with people practicing magic? Dunno
What is magic? Bad things
2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students afterschool in high schools with less money and in generally poor neighborhoods (more violence and drugs than your own neighborhood) would you do it to help the students there out? Yeah
Would you volunteer to do it for 2 days a week or would you insist on getting paid? 2 days a week
Would you prefer to lead a group of high school students or middle school students in this neighborhood? High school
2240. If you could pick anyone who would you want living next door to you? Nick
2241. If you were a tarot card which one would you be? None
2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving twinkies and other fatty foods? No
2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries even if they wouldn't taste as good? As good?? They taste horrible as they are
2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a signifigant other? No
2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics? No
Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out? Dunno
2246. What has changed your life? Meeting Amanda
2247. Are you more practicle or imaginative? Imaginative
2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes? Yeah
2249. What are the ten best songs/bands to make love while listening to? None
2250. What do you believe in?? God
2251. Does a place in someone's heart make you feel more real? who? Sure
2252. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart? Dunno
2253. What makes you different from the rest? Everything
2254. Have you been up all night again? No
2255. Is party time wasting too much fun? No
2256. Why do people use safe notes? Cause they’re safe?
What are they afraid of??? The unknown…oooo…
2257. Is every goddess a let down? Huh?
Is every idol a bring down? Yeah
2258. Is a place in the country your ideal? Yeah
2259. What does love taste like? Manicotti
Does it taste the same as romance? No that tastes like cheese
How about sex? lol
2260. have you ever courted anyone? No
Has someone courted you? No
2261. What do you waste? Dunno
2262. Have you ever been the diary punch&judy on teenopendiary.com and if yes, what do you think of it(go, it's indescribable..she just needs...well I don't want to tell people what they need..but she has all this inCREDible potential..like a star covered with dust that just needs a little polish)? No
2263. Can you break on through to the other side? Sure
What will you find there?]] Luca!
2264. As I read everyone's survey and I do read them..do you realize how much character and humanity comes out? Sure
I could just sing. Me too
2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself? No
2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel? Luca’s shinyness
2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die the random firing of electrons or is it...is it...special? Special
2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life's inner meaning and your latest fling? No
2269. Can anyone guess what band/song I am listening to right now? No
2270. Can you describe in graphic detail
your last toilet experiance? lol…that’s ok
your last sexual experiance? N/A
or are you too EMBARESSED to be human?? No
2271. Do all the sounds of the world sound like a crazy mad perfect symphony to you?? A symphony of enchanted lands!
2272. Is sex more about fullfilling a need or giving yourself? No
2273. Do you like your belly? Sure
2274. Do you think more or act more? Both
2275. Have you heard that Citgo, Sunoco, Conoco, sinclair and BP/Phillips don't import their oil from saudi arabia while texaco, exxon, amoco and shell do? No
does this make any differeance to you? No
2276. Have you ever gotten to the point where you really don't think it gets any better than this??? Probably
2277. When I see you sky as a kite..try as you might can you get that high? Sure
2278. Do you swim in a world of magic shows? No
2279. Do you percieve life with both your consiouss and unconcious mind? Sure
2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours: Chicken, pasta, potatoes
2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings and tingly sensations? Sometimes
2282. Can you feel the energy released by:
wood: No
plants: No
animals: Yeah
paintings: No
other people: Yeah
anything else: Rhapsody’s music!!!
2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museuem what would you want to see first? Luca
2284. Have you ever read:
Jonathan Livingston Seagull? No
Ender's Game? No
Memnoch the Devil? No
Lost Souls? No
The Shining? No
Damnation Game? No
Pearl Harbor? No
2285. If you had a friend who was really nervous and uptight all the time how would you help them? Talk to them
What advice would you give them to chill out? Be calm
2286. What do you think of the movie Ever After? Never saw
How about Never Been Kissed? NS
How about Apt Pupil? NS
2287. You've been feeding a wild cat but it's annoying your neighbors. You can not adopt it but youu must get rid of it. Which is kinder, taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of it's life or having it put to sleep? 1st one
2288. Shall we dance? *puts on “Rage of the Winter”* Ok!
2289. Do all people deserve their dreams? Sure
2290. Are you an alien sex fiend? No
2291. Do you listen to other people's advice? Sometimes
2292. Do you pity eminem? No
2293. What if free will exists because of an act of fate, and the realm of possibility is just a cover-up? Huh?
2294. What is one question that hasn't been on this survey yet but should be? What are you listening to?
what do you think of this survey so far? Very fun
2295. Does 'liberty and justice for all' mean for all americans or all people? All people
2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with? Dunno
2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you? No
Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing? Yeah
2298. Does Puff Daddy (or Piddley D, whatever he's calling himself now) get sillier each time you look at him? Yeah
Has anyone told him that he PAYS those hot chicks to sit next to him in jacuzis? No
2299. Do you feel likely to die of a heart attack? No
2300. Is any foor really 'safe' to eat? Sure
2301. Who is hotter, tren reznor or david bowie? Who?
2302. Have you ever been to the following diaries(on freeopendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?
#¹ Me_Mone: No
**PennyLane**: No
AngelofGod: No (Like to see that one)
~*car_chic*~: No
~*PunkRockPrincess*~: No
~*thisismenow*~: No
~<3Starry Eyes<3~: No
Angelic Kitty: No
Atlas Shrugged~: No
Bethany619: No
ConejaDelSol: No
DarkRogue: No
flowergirly: No
fullofshit: No
i wish i were a boy: No
ILoveMyGuitar: No (ooooh I like that name)
Jamez: No
lilpchez: No
lolipopprincess: No
Orange Abenger: No
pink~*~lemon: No
Returner: No
Shattered Peace: No
spiffy'ssurveys: No
Survey Slut: No
the[rapist]: No
Can you guess the one thing that all of these diaries have in common? They like surveys?
2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can't even think? No
2304. Do you sing when there is no music? Yeah
2305. Is there really a difference between casting a spell and saying a prayer? Yeah
2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it? Dunno
2307. Who was the best president in history and why? Dunno
2308. What would you say about PUNK?
a. i am punk.
b. don't label me.-That one
c. Punk is dead.
d. What the hell is punk?
e. Fructose!
2309. What would you say about the Sex Pistols?
a. I love em.
b. I hate em.
c. they're dropping like flies.
d. who are they?-That one
e. hot in here, ainnnit?
2310. Do you own plaid?
a. yes.-That
b. no.
c. yes and no.
d. i don't know
e. f*ck.
2311. What would you rather do?
a. piss on you.
b. yak your ear off about anarchy.
c. hold hands.
d. fly a kite-That
e. be able to lick my own genitals.
2312. Best song? None
a. sex pistols or the clash
b. Avril or Blink
c. bowie, morrison, lennon, hendrix
d. disco, rap or country
e. Spice Girls
Count up how many of each letter you answered for the last 5 questions.
Mostly....
B's you are a wanna be poser, get a life not a label
A's you are a pretentious wanna be poser which is worse than being a normal wanna be poser, get a life not a label
C's You know what's going on with punk. We are proud of you. (gold star)BUT you took this waaaay too seriously. it's a stupid online test. relaaaax.
D's You have been living under a rock. which is good because mtv hasn't fried your brain. We like that about you. Don't change.
E's you did a GREAT job of not taking this test seriously. Good for you.
disclaimer: I didn't write this punk quiz thingy. I just sort of borrowed it as filler
so..
what'd ya get? D
2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps? None
2314. there are 2 types of people in this world. People who think there are 2 types of people in this world and people who are too smart for that. Which are you? 2nd one
2315. What do you have faith in (The answers 'nothing' or 'I have no faith' are unacceptable so here are some possible choices in case you get stuck: life, myself, the world, human emotion, kindness, etc)? God
2316. Do you:
Wait here or Go there? Go there
Come in or Stay out? Come in
Be yourself or Be someone else? Myself
Obey the law or Break the law? Obey
Be ambitious or be modest? Ambitious
Plan ahead or Be spontaneous? Spontaneous
Decide for yourself or Listen to others? Both
Save money or Spend money? Both
2317. Are you:
good or evil? God
wise or foolish? Both
safe or dangerous? Safe
satisfied or envious? Satisfied
honest or decietful? Honest
faithful or perfidious? Faithful
sane or mad? Sane
strong or weak? Strong
enigmatic or plain? Enigmatic
aggressive or peaceful? Peaceful
brave or timid? Both
humane or cruel? Humane
critical or appreciative? Appreciative
temperamental or calm? Calm
sad or happy? Happy
normal or unusual? Unusual
2318. I am a black person.
I am a person who is black.
Are these two sentances saying exactly the same thing or are they saying different things? Same thing
How about
I am a christian person.
I am a person who is christian. Same
2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon? Sun
2320. Do flaws make people stronger? Sure
2321. Do you think that people should be allowed to ask for money in exchange for granting an interview to the media (say a WTC survivor for example)? Sure
2322. Would you all think that it's inappropriate for a woman who is not married (we'll say she's in a relationship though) to leave a note in a married man's car saying that she'll miss him when he starts working a different shift? No
2323. Would you rather never have sex again or
have sex once with a walrus? 1st one
2324. Do you close your eyes when you:
sleep? Yeah
dream? Yeah
cry? No
imagine? No
kiss? No
Is this because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen? Sure
2325. Are you more kinky or vanilla (sexually)? Neither
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Nothing
2326. What good is a field on a fine summer night if you sit all alone with the weeds? Peacefulness
2327. What is culture made of? Different people
What things make up american culture? Lotsa things
2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year? Dunno
What was it last year? Dunno
2329. Is love a choice or something that can't be helped? Choice
2330. Wow. You look like you've lost weight. Have you? No
2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control? N/A
2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don't know them well enough? No
2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band? No
2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it?
a. I lost my mind doing drugs.
b. I've been arrested before.
c. I have 9 cats.
d. I have a children's book published.-That one
2335. What do you think of the smashing pumpkins? Dunno
2336. Would you wear a thong bathing suit in public? No
2337. Hello I love you won't you tell me your name? Heather
2338. If you had to be surgically attached at the hip for two years to either Britney Spears, George W. Bush or an ugly creepy nasty troublesome nice troll, who would you pick and why? Bush
2339. Let's assume that there is a "meaning of life," a reason for humans to be here on this planet. Would you give up both of your legs and one of your arms if it would mean everyone would learn the meaning of life? No
Would you give them up if it would mean the world would become a perfect utopia and everyone would be happy and no one would fight? No
2340. If you could meet God and talk to him for 5 hours, -or- find out whether or not there is intelligent life on other planets and make contact with them, which would you pick and why? (Note: If you meet God, you will never find out if there is intelligent life on other planets, so you can't ask God if aliens exist. Also, you would get no proof that you had talked to him or HER. And finally, if God doesn't exist then you don't get to meet him or HER!). Meet God
2341. Would you rather have sex for five hours, or two minutes? If you're a virgin, would you rather have a lollipop or cotton candy? Lollipop
2342. Before you read this question, pick a person from your life, any person. (You have to be thinking about someone before you continue!). Would you rather have the ability to watch that person for one hour per day, or would you rather have that person watch you for one hour per day? Who is it and why? (you pick the hour - they don't know that they are being watched - it's like there are invisible TV cameras following them around)? Nick, I watch them
2343. Would you rather be guaranteed to have your dream job or never be heartbroken? Dream job
2344. Have you thought about death today? Probably
2345. What is a continental breakfast? Breakfast at a hotel
2346. god help you if you are an ugly one... No one is ugly
of course too pretty is also your doom, because everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room. Which would you rather be? Huh?
2347. What's Growing in Your Rectum? WTH?
2348. Have you ever hit a stop sign or made some other dumb traffic move? No
2349. Are you the life of the party? No
Do you wish you were? No
2350. Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac? Yeah
2351. Imagine you are in a writing class. You have been split off into groups. Each group must write an essay and read it to the class. When one group reads you recognize their essay as being plagerized from the internet but the teacher doesn't know it. Do you say something? Yeah
2352. Let's say you decide to wait until after class and tell the teacher in private. the teacher tells you he cannot change the grades of the plagerizing group because he has alread entered them into his grade book. they got the highest grade in the class on this assignment. How do you feel? Angered
What do you do? Talk to the group
2353. Imagine that all of your friends at school (or work) have a mutual friend, Ash. One day Ash gets really drunk, throws on a ski mask and robs the school club treasury (or work petty cash). The next day you hear from friends what Ash did. The principle (or boss) is trying to find out who did it because now there will not be enough money for a senior prom or trip this year (yes you and your friends are seniors). You know you will lose all of your in-school friends if you rat out Ash. What do you do? Tell
2354. If you ran over an animal would you get out of the car to try and make sure it was okay? Yeah
If it was someone's cat (collared with address) would you knock on their door and appologize for running over their cat? Yeah
2355. What places do you get energy from? The Internet
What places drain you of energy? School
2356. There is a kid in high school who is horribly teased, picked on and made fun of. If this teased person sues the people who made fun of them, who should win? The teased person
2357. Do you have an interest in:
guns: No
explosives: No
marilyn manson: No
trench coats: No
the mafia: No
death: No
satanism: No
nazis: No
that doom game: No
2358. If some kids shoot up their school because they were made fun of whose fault is it (the teasers, the kids who shot up the school, the shooters parents, all, other, etc)? Both
2359. Is sex an act of magic? No
2360. Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? lol!
2361. When do you get your most peaceful and satisfying sleep? Dunno
2362. What gets you going in the morning? Music
2363. Are dreams messages? Sometimes
2364. Do you get along better with guys or girls (as friends)? Both
2365. Technology or simplicity? Technology
2366. Just because we can do something in science does that always mean that we should do it? No
Is there anything you think we should NOT do? Yeah
2367. How many points is the letter Z worth in Scrabble? Dunno
In your computer, what does RAM stand for? Dunno
In poker, which hand is better: four of a kind or a straight? Dunno
What is the official language of Australia? English
On what continent would you find British Columbia? North America
2368. Do you trust your government? Kinda
2369. I am now going to ask one of the hardest questions in the history of the universe...
How are you? Good
2370. What promise could you never keep? Dunno
2371. No cat has 8 tails.
Every cat has one tail more than no cat.
How many tails does every cat have? 9
2372. How do you feel about grren and purple ketchup? Ick
2373. Why are movie plots so superficial? Dunno
Would you prefer a movie with great character and story or great special effects (don't pick both, that's cheating)? 1st one
2374. Will you marry me? No
2375. Yo Ulik Eshop Ping Int He Ant I Questor Ed On'ty Ou? Ho Wabouth Etused Bo oks Tore? I only got shopping and used bookstore
2376. Use a similie to describe yourself. :)
Good. Now use a metaphore. I’m as shiny as Luca Turilli
2377. Say hello to Mr Praying Mantis outside my window. Hi
2378. I have to know...what is the differance between the potty and the loo (I always thought that potty was a common nickname for toilet..and I thought that loo was the same thing)? Nothing
Also, what are fingerboards? Dunno
AND what is with 'skirts you can't see'? Dunno
If you can't see them then are you allowed to wear them in school? No
One more thing. What does it mean when someone is 'just wet'? Dunno
2379. Have you ever experianced culture shock? No
2380. In one half hour from when I ype this it will be the anniversary of 9/11. Imagine you were trapped in one of those burning buildings or on a hijacked airplane. Maybe you are lucky enough to have a cell phone with you. Who would you call and what would you say to them in those last few minutes? My mom…say bye
The people in that building were not aware that terror would strike on such an average seeming day. Anything can happen. Maybe you should tell people how you really feel now..just in case.... Hmm
2381. Do you ever go to school or work when you feel like you do not look your best?? Yeah
Does doing this effect your whole day? No
2382. What makes someone a patriot? Courageous
Do patriots agree with everything their government says? Maybe
2383. What's the most interesting object in the room with you? The computer
2384. Do you believe that everyone who doesn't believe in your religion is going to hell? Maybe
2385. What is the best thing about winter? Christmas
2386. Would you ever shovel your neighbor's walk to be nice? Sure
2387. If you don't say what you are thinking isn't thata form of lieing because you aren't showing your true self? No
2388. Have you ever looked back at someone you loved and wondered 'what attracted me to THEM?' Yeah
2389. What do you think of Drew Barrymore? Ok
2390. Is there anything you don't do? Yeah
2391. Do you think people see you who you are or what you are? Both
2392. Is this survey getting outrageous? No lol
Truly, truly, truly outrageous? No
2393. Pick 3 random letters: Y, I, L
Now think of the first 3 things that pops into your head that starts with each letter. Yay, Italy, Luca
2394. Do you dress more revealing or more cover up? Cover up
a) If you dress more revealing why do you choose to dress like that?
b) If you dress mor cover up what do you think of people that are more revelaing? Ick
2395. What does it take to be a 'real gentelman'? Depends
2396. Where would you go if you were going somewhere you don't usually go? Italy
Who would you talk to if you were going to talk to someone you don't usually talk to? Nick
What would you read if you were going to read a book that you wouldn't usually read? Dunno
Why don't you try try doing you ever do SOMETHING unusual for you, just to see what comes of it? Ok
2397. On the one year sept 11th anniversary, the new york lottery's winning numbers were 9,1 and 1. Do you believe this is fate, coincidence or a conspiracy/plan? Coincidence
2398. Did you know there is a lie in the middle of the word believe? Yeah
2399. When (and if) people (or animals) go to heaven...Are they issued a harp and a halo? In other words..do they become angels? Yeah
2400. What is your most important body part? Heart
2401. Does love come from the brain, the heart or elsewhere? Heart
2402. Have you ever given a shot? No
If not, do you think you could give one to a loved one if you HAD to? Maybe
Do you think you could give one to yourself? Maybe
2403. Can you lick your elbow? Yeah
Come on, didja try? No
2404. If i was going to be talking to you for 10 minutes, what would be something really intersting you know a little bit about but would like to know more?? Medieval ages
2405. If today was a holiday, what would it be? Christmas
2406. If you were amking a mix tape what would you HAVE to have one it? Rhapsody
2407. What do you think of the Sopranos? Ick
2408. Can you name three good things about the society you live in? Yeah
How about three bad things? Yeah
2409. Have you ever had a crush on your teacher? No
How about your boss? N/A
2410. What is the differance between acting like someone in high school and acting like an adult? Tons
2411. What is the differance between a whopper and a whopper jr? Dunno
2413. Do you like:
Moby? No
Run DMC? No
the Cure? No
Shakira? No
Blink182? No
the Pet Shop Boys? No
Weezer? No
Red Hot Chilli Peppers? No
Nick cave? No
The Pixies? No
KRS-One? No
The Juice Crew? No
2414. Have you ever seen a movie in 3D? No
2415. How difficult do you think it is for immigrants to come into your country? Dunno
How difficult is it for them to become citizens? Dunno
2416. Do you have what it takes to go live in another country, maybe for years, where you don't speak the language as your first language? Yeah
2418. have you ever died in your dreams? Yeah
2419. Do you like
Douglas Adams? No
Kurt Vonnegut? No
Tom Robbins? No
Philip K Dick? No
Orson Scott Card? No
2420. What clothing size are you? 14-16
What size do you wish you were? I like that fine
Did you know that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12(and lotsa people think she's HOT)? No
2421. Does science leave room for faith? Not really
Does faith leave room for science? Not really
2422. What book should our political leaders read and why? WOT
2423. Why and under what circumstances are people more likely to buy brand names ragher then thier generic counterparts? Dunno
2424. What is your favorite glass object? Dunno
2425. Do you like to window shop? Kinda
2426. Have you ever loved someone so much it just turned to hate? No
2427. What is arrogance? Dunno
2428. Are you more liberal or conservative? Conservative
2429. When there is a presidential election in the USA why do we never hear anything about the third party candidtes? Do you even know who they were last time? No
2430. Are you more likely to buy one really nice expensive outfit or a couple of cheap outfits? 2nd one
2431. If you could, would you wear everything once, throw it out and buy something new? No
2432. Do you believe that people have a responsiblity to be:
good to other people? Yeah
good at their job? Yeah
helpful to the earth(not litter, recycle)? Yeah
aware consumers(not buy animal tested products, not buy products that were made in sweatshops, etc)? Yeah
non-wasteful (not spend their money frivolously when they could save it to help others)? Yeah
charitable (donatine money, volunteering)? Yeah
Which of the aabove are you? Most
2433. How do you feel about the internet? Good
Should there be laws and censorship on the internet? Sure
2434. Can you think of any questions that aren't already on this survey? Yeah
2435. Does sleep seem like a little death to you? No
2436. Have you ever seen(and if yes, what did you think of):
Joy Ride? No
Ghost World? No
Monsters Inc? Yeah, it was good
Queen of the Damned? No
Office Space? No
2437. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? 10
2438. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: Lots
Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: Same shoes everyday
2439. How many lovers have you had? None
2440. Have you ever had surgery? For what? Eyes
2441. What puts you in the mood for sex? Nothing
2442. Have you ever been on alcohol or drugs while at school or work? No
2443. What do you think of Martha Stewart? Ick
2445. What do you think of:
British people? Cool
Australians? Cool
Americans? Cool
Canadians? Cool
Mexicans? Cool
French people? Cool
Germans? Cool
2446. What do you do to cure the hiccups? Hold my breath
2447. What is the FIRST thing you do when you come home from school or work? Go on the Internet
2448. Are you a slob? No
2449. Do you have a good work ethic? Sure
2450. Are you a pack-rat? Yeah
2451. Do you roll your eyes alot? No
2452. Do you prefer b-sides or remixes? Neither
2453. What makes the world go 'round? Dunno
2454. Is Blink182 punk or pop? Pop
2455. Do you remember Fat Albert? No
2456. Do you take things slowly, as they come? Yeah
2457. Are you laid back or tense? Laid back
2458. Are you insecure? No
2459. Imagine you aare working in a soup kitchen. You are supposed to give each person on the line a half a cup of soup. When hungry people come up to you do you just end up emptying the cabinets for them? Yeah
2460. Why can't ywe give ourselves one more chance? Dunno
Why can't we all just get along? Dunno
2461. What bands do you want to see live that you have never seen? Rhapsody
2462. Do you like raunchy songs (like that lick ny neck, lick my back, lick my pussy, lick my crack song)? No
2463. Do you think that the Beatles are still the Beatles without John Lennon? No
Would you want to see the Sex Pistols without Sid Vicious? No
Did you think that the members of Nirvana were smart to reform as the Foo Fighters instead of trying to stay Nirvana after Kurt's death? Dunno
2464. Do you like the band Squeeze? No
2465. When you are angry or upset do you know you're being irrational but you can't really stop? Yeah
2466. Is there room in your life for one more trip to the moon? Sure
2467. Where are they now:
Your first best friend in elementary school? Dunno
your first crush? Acting
your first boy/girlfriend? N/A
your first love? Dunno
your first lover? N/A
2468. Do you have a lot of self pity? No
2469. have you ever had something really good come out of something really bad that happened to you? Yeah
2470. Do you like magnetic poetry? No
If you could make a magnetic poetry set:
what would be the theme? Medieval
What would some of the words be? Sword, castle, honor, knight, steel
2471. What is one of your secret delights? Secret? Luca?
What gives you a cheap thrill? Luca’s guitar solos
What is your biggest guilty pleasure? Dunno
2472. Have you ever misinterpreted song lyrics in a funny way (I used to think that 'wake me up before you go, go' was 'wake me up and buy me cocoa')? Yeah
2473. What are the most popular/overused diary names? Dunno
2474. Are you under pressure? No
2475. How well do you know yourself? Very
2476. Is 'soul' such an old fashioned word? No
Is 'love'? No
2477. Name a person you love: Nick
How do you love them? Let's count the ways... Lots
2478. Does your place have a lawn gnome? No
2479. Do you ever wonder, 'why me'? Yeah
When? Sometimes
2480. Is rap a form of poetry? No
2481. What's the differance between a player and a baller? Dunno
2482. What imagery do you get from the words 'woodsmoke and herbs'? Cabin in the woods
2483. How many days until your birthday? Lots
2484. have you ever MEANT to hurt anyone? No
2485. What are 3 things you don't know? Twirling a sword, hard math, how to drive
2486. Do you usually feel physically well or unwell? Well
2487. Would you ever submit your picture to be 'rated' on one of those 'hot or not' websites? No
2488. Why are there hardly ever any fat people in movies? Dunno
2489. Is there any differance between what's real and what's for sale? Yeah
2490. Are you funky? No
2491. Do appologies always make things all better? Sometimes
2492. Let's just say that there is a huge ass bomb that can blow up the Whole Planet..it is set to blow up in 100 years. You can push the button to stop it but if you do you Will die. You only have this one chance to stop it. Do you stop it? No
2493. Let's say someone else found the button to stop it instead of you. Do you think it is their moral obligation to save humanity at the expense of their own life? Yeah
2494. What's the silliest name you can think of? Dunno
2495. It's the middle of the night and you are home alone. Someone knocks on the dorr and says their car breoke down and asks to use your phone. What do you do? Think
2496. If a cop pulled you over and asked if he could search your car what would you say? Why?
2497. Are you meek or nasty around cops? Meek
2498. If you were me and I was you then where would we be? Italy
2499. What has been the greatest invention so far? Dunno
2500. We are at question 2500. Do you REALIZE what this MEANS??!!! We’re halfway through?
2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Steel
2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Britney Spears
2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:
Snow-That
Vanilla Ice
NKOTB
Milli Vanilli
BSB
NSYNC
2504. Do you believe in manifest destiney? lol it’s DESTINY…sure
2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? No
2506. Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? 1st one
Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easir one? No
2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)? Yeah
2508. What does this world need? Peace
2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? Yeah
2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you? N/A
2511, Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Yeah
2512. If you have any cousins are you close? Yeah
2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? Sure
2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd? Dunno
2515. If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? No
2516. have you ever called a:
psychic hotline? No
suicide crisis line? No
sex line? No
dating line? No
2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere? No
2518. Do guys look good in make up? No
2519. What are 5 things you don't care about? Preps, rap, chick flicks, country, pop
2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? ROCK OUT!!!
2521. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? None
2522. What age do you hope to live until? 100
2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? N/A
Have you ever been tied down?
2524. Do you own any "toys"?
Do you ever use them?
2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? No
Have you ever spanked anyone else? No
2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Yeah
Do you like that feeling? No
Does it turn you on? No
2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?
Which one do you need to reaad? None
2528. What do your socks look like? Brown
2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: Dunno
Alice Cooper
David Bowie
Bruce Springsteen
Moby
Jewel
Frank Zappa
2530. Does love float away if you let go? No
2531. Do you think that most people in today's society are:
kind? Some
calm? Some
humble? Some
peaceful? Some
helpful? Some
happy? Some
spiritual? Some
creative? Some
friendly? Some
independant? Yeah
intelligent? Some
having fun? Some
comming up with new ideas? Yeah
able to think for themselves? Some
able to really connect with others? No
If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Dunno
2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)? No
2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)? No
2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science? No
2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).
SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.
So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO? Neither
2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? Both
2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics: No
I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much...
You're a new and better man, he helps youtounderstand,He does everything he can, he's....
Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky...
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise....
Don't you take it so hard now, And please don't take it so bad....
2538. How about these? No
From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named...
And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can't deny....
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied....
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is...
Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying...
2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet? No
2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan? Dunno
2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? Dunno
2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Sure
2543. Are you an orgasm addict? No
2544. Are you a sugar junkie? Sure
2545. WHAT are you DOING? This, listening to music
WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Oops I forgot
2546. Do you only hear what you want to? Sure
2547. Are you anal-retentive? No
2548. In and Out
Over and Under
Around and ??? Behind
2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store? Dunno
2550. Why ask why? To know things
2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:
jazz: None
metal: Rhapsody
rock: Queen
new wave: None
psychadelic: None
2552. What are your feelings about:
Picasso? Is that Italian?
Van Gogh? Whatever
Michaelangelo? Italian…
D'Vincci? ITALIAN
Einstein? Cool
Tesla? Who?


"I want to win between fire and steel for them all"--"Legendary Tales," Rhapsody