glacier_kitty

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?: Sure lol
Do stairs go up or down?: Both
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?: It looks better
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?: Sure ;)
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up: *shrugs*
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?: *shrugs*
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?: Ewww haha
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?: Do Americans even say that?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers?: No
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?: *shrugs*
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?: Duh..that's the point
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?: Fog IS clouds
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment?: Apparently haha
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?: lmao I just tried that..sort of? lol
Are marbles made of marble?: Yeah?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?: It's wet
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?: Cause he's weird lol
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?: No?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?: lol no..
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?: No?
Can you get cornered in a round room?: Suuure

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?: Your lover might haha
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?: *shrugs*
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?: Possibly
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?: Someone's lover?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside'?: Cause hell is warm
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?: He's an icon..and he talks
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like choco: Meh
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear: The thing has to soak it all up so it turns darker
Can mute people burp?: Yeah
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?: Haha
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?: Goldware maybe? Haha
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?: No
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?: Maybe?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?: *shrugs*
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?: *shrugs*
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?: You put other stuff in it too
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?: *shrugs*
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?: Well maybe it doesn't need a saying
Why is a square meal served on round plates?: A square meal means you're eating a full meal
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?: *shrugs*
Which way does a compass point in space?: All over the place?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?: It's easier to move around in
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?: No cause earth means the ground in this case (can other planets have earthquakes?)
Why did Mary own a little lamb?: She wanted to?
Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?: It doesn't need to?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?: lol sure
Why are Pringles curved?: Maybe it's made that way for style
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?: You may sneeze
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?: Lieeeesss
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?: He wouldn't know
Can bald men get lice??: No?
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?: It takes a different form?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?: Haha
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?: *shrugs*
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?: Uh
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?: No?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?: *shrugs*
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?: It's easier
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?: I don't know much about football :P
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?: If the family wants it
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?: Uhh
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?: *shrugs*
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?: Charities
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?: It's just a term lol
Why is Donkey Kong called : Called Donkey Kong? *shrugs*
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?: No
Can you cry under water?: *shrugs*
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?: They're looking to see if it's an ok spot maybe
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?: No?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?: *shrugs*
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?: Regular dog food?
Can someone give up lent for lent?: LMAO dunno haha

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