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Amusing meme :P
May. 18th, 2010 03:57 pmDear Tina:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of Chicago and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Heather
( how to do it )
Would you rather walk knee deep through fish guts or walk through a dark cave full of thick spiderwebs? I think I'll brave the fish guts..eww
Today's trivia: Franklin D. Roosevelt's three favorite foods: frog legs, pig knuckles and scrambled eggs
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of Chicago and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Heather
( how to do it )
Would you rather walk knee deep through fish guts or walk through a dark cave full of thick spiderwebs? I think I'll brave the fish guts..eww
Today's trivia: Franklin D. Roosevelt's three favorite foods: frog legs, pig knuckles and scrambled eggs
