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I finished my parody of Twister! Hope you enjoy it

There were TONS of people at church today..the magic of Easter haha

It actually snowed yesterday..for like five minutes but still..wow

I'm gonna see 300 today! Finally haha


June 1969
We see an oil well, a bridge, a storm..the music is eerie
Jo's dad: *is watching TV*
TV: *says there's a tornado warning*
Jo's dad: *sighs* We always get these warnings but the tornadoes never come! I thought this was tornado alley!
Storm outside: *sounds reaaaally bad*
Dad: ...let's go to the cellar anyway
Jo: *is awoken by lightning*
Jo's mom: OMG JOE WE GOTTA GET TO THE CELLAR EVEN THOUGH EVERY TIME WE DO THAT THERE'S NO TORNADOES!
Jo: WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT MY DOG TOBY!
Dad: Ok actually the TV said the tornado is an F5...we gotta go NOW
Jo: TOBY!!!!!
They run outside and lightning strikes close to them and the wind is blowing hard
Jo: TOBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
They get to the cellar and close the door
Jo: But Toby!!!
Dad: *lets Toby in*
Door to the cellar: *shakes*
Dad: Ok so there really is a tornado this time..I gotta hold the door closed!
Door: *shakes harder*
Mom: WILL YOU GET AWAY FROM THERE??
Dad: Must..hold..door..AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *gets sucked up by the tornado*
Mom: YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU FOLLOWED MY ADVICE!
Jo: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!! *runs to where the door was*
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Camera fades and shows devistation

"Present" day
There's a computer generated picture of the world showing lightning strikes. Then it shows the National Severe Storm Laboratory (NSSL)
Murphy: Look the caps are breaking!
Bryce: The models forcast lifted indexes from minus six to minus ten!
Audience: What?
Murphy: Look at all the cells building! There could be a record outbreak of tornadoes!
Bryce: *groans* This is gonna be a looong day..

Tornado chasers are weird!
There's a red truck on the road..
Melissa: Are you POSITIVE Jo's gonna be there?
Bill: Do you see storms?
Melissa: Yes
Bill: Then she's probably dragged her whole team out with her
Melissa: You look nervous about seeing her
Bill: I secretly still love her I just wanna get this over with..
Melissa: She signed the papers right?!
Bill: WILL YOU STOP WORRYING?!
The camera now shows Jo on top of a truck trying to fix the satellie thingy
Beltzer: I fixed it I fixed it!
Jo: *tries turning it on and sparks fly* OW! THIS THING IS USELESS! *kicks it*
Beltzer: Hey it works now! Can you do that again?
Jo: Gimme a reading!
Beltzer: Yes master
Jo: The dryline has stalled! IT'S TOO DRY!
Camera now shows Dusty, who's rockin' out, and then shows yet more characters
Rabbit: STOP FOLDING THE MAPS!
Laurence: ...but that's what you do with maps!
Rabbit: We roll them
Laurence: Oh WHATEVER
Suddenly Bill and Melissa drive up
Bill: Uh oh
Rabbit: OMG LOOK!
Dusty: IT'S THE EXTREME, BAAAABY!
Bill: Oh please not again..
Dusty: Maaan how are you?
Bill: Great. Melissa, this is Dusty. He's crazy. Oh, and where's Jo?
Dusty: Over there *points*
Bill: Stay here with Dusty, I'll be back
Melissa: Uhhhh are you sure about that?
Bill: Dusty, if it's humanly possible explain the way you are to her
Dusty: Over here, pretty
Bill passes his past colleages and they're like "OMG HE'S BACK!"
Bill: I'm not back! Jeez!
He finds Jo...
Jo: WHOA BILL. Hey look at the sky..isn't it awesome!
Bill: Uhh suuure..this is awkward
Jo: IT'S A RECORD NUMBER OF STORMS!
Bill: Uh huh..Jo, about the divorse papers--
Laurence: Jo I need you! The camera's being stupid!
Jo: There's grass in the auto-focus. How did you manage that?
Laurence: So..I should clean it out?
Jo: Unless you wanna draw the tornadoes which is a bad idea
Laurence: Oh yeah, welcome back Bill!
Bill: GAH
Jo: You want the papers?
Bill: DUH
Jo: They're ready..I think
Bill: Can I see them?
Jo: Right this second? You act like you're getting married or something
Bill: I am
Jo: *jealous* Uh..wow
Bill: This is awkward..
Jo: *going to the truck for the papers* So is her name like Melinda or something?
Bill: Melissa
Jo: Are you sure you never dated anyone called Melinda?
Bill: I dunno where you got Melinda from..since you I've only dated Melissa
Jo: OH COME ON I SWEAR IT WAS MELINDA!
Bill: *sighs*
Jo: *hands him the papers*
Bill: *looks over them* Hey you missed a page?
Jo: Where did THAT page come from? *starts reading it*
Bill: WILL YOU JUST SIGN IT SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE?!
Jo: OMG MELINDA'S HERE?
Bill: MELISSA! Yeah she's with Dusty..NOW SIGN THE PAPER!
Jo: You left her with Dusty?!
Bill: WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
Jo: I wanna meet her!
Bill: But..but...#@^%$!!!
Dusty: The place..where the tornado..SUCKS YOU UP...THE SUCK ZONE, MAAAAN. Of course--
Jo: HI Melinda! I'm Jo!
Melissa: It's Melissa
Jo: Bill just told me the "happy" news
Melissa: It seems so sudden. We just wanted to get married before Bill's new job
Jo: Oh, weatherman! *snickers*
Melissa's phone: *rings* Man! Hullo? *signals to Bill whether or not Jo signed the papers*
Bill: No!
Jo: Oooo shiny new truck. New truck, new life..I'm so depressed *sniff* But Dorothy's here!
Bill: OMG SHOW ME
Goes to a truck and takes the covering off Dorothy
Bill: WOW. I can't believe you did it!
Jo: We built four of them!
Bill: I think I love you again
Dusty: *to Melissa* This was Bill's idea! IT'S CAME FROM HIS BRAAAAAAAIN
Melissa: ..what is it?
Jo: IT MEASURES TORNADOES! Or it will..no one's ever done it before
Melissa: How?
Jo: You gotta get the sensors in the tornado without ki.lling yourself
Bill: WE'LL LEARN MORE IN 30 SECONDS THAN 30 YEARS! There will be advanced warning systems!
Melissa: There's warning sytems now though..
Jo: They're HORRIBLE..only 3 minutes warning now! We wanna advance it to 15 minutes!
Bill: THIS IS WHAT THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO DO! OH YEAH
Haynes: HEY GUYS! The NSSL says the caps are breaking, the tower's going up to 30 miles up the dryline!!
Melissa: What?
Jo: TORNADO!! LET'S GO PEOPLES!
Her team: YAY! *rushes to put stuff in their vehicles*
Bill: Don't worry, they LIVE for this
Melissa: Did Jo sign the papers?
Bill: OH CRAP

The other tornado chasers!
Bill: Go home when the papers are signed!
Melissa: No way! This is AWESOME
Black trucks suddenly come up
Bill: *groans* Oh no it's Jonas..
Melissa: Who?
Bill: A rich idiot who chases tornados for money
Beltzer: PARASITE ALERT PARASITE ALERT
Bill: Jo, what's Jonas doing here?
Jo: What are you doing here?
Bill: *veers off the road and gets a flat tire*

A repair shop place
Guy: This may take 10-15 minutes
Bill: THE TORNADOES MAY BE GONE BY THEN!
Jonas: What if WE could predict a tornado's path? THIS is DOT 3, not copied from Dorothy AT ALL. OURS IS BETTER SO THERE
Bill: HEY!
Jo: Uh oh
Bill: YOU STOLE MY DESIGN!!!!!
Jonas: Get this LOSER off me
Bill: YOU STOLE ME DESIGN!!
Jonas: What is he talking about now?
Bill: Dorothy!
Jonas: Ohhh so you wanna get credit from my design!
Bill: IT WAS MY IDEA AND YOU KNOW IT!
Jonas: Oh boo hoo, what are you gonna do, cry to mommy?
Bill: %%$%&*@^&*#!!!!!!!
Jo: HEY! PEOPLE! CHILL. OUT. He'll never get it in the tornado
Jonas: HEY! This thing has satellite, better Doplar than you, and we have...NEXRAD. We win. NO MORE SNIFFING IN THE DIRT! WE'LL MAKE HISTORY!
Rabbit: You know, dirt smells good
Everyone: ...
Jonas: Oh, and I just LOVE your weather reports
Bill: *tries to go after him but is held back* I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!!!
Jo: I think I should have told you this before
Bill: WHATEVER. If Dorothy doesn't fly in ONE DAY I'm leaving
Jo: What's if there's no tornadoes?
Melissa: BILL ARE YOU OK?!
Bill: No--I mean! Yes. Yes I am. How about you get us some lemonade?
Melissa: *goes to get some*
Bill: *looks at the sky, which has menacing clouds. He picks up some dirt and lets it go to see which way the wind is blowing* Why did I become a weatherman again?

In a resturaunt
Jonas: Jo, what's wrong with Bill?
Jo: You stole his design
Jonas: *changing the subject quickly* Oh this storm's HUGE
Jo: You're sharing information with me?? Are you asking me out or something?
Jonas: What way are you heading?
Jo: GET AWAY FROM ME
Melissa: I need two lemonades!
Waitress: *thinks about past experiences* Are you ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE you're gonna drink them?
Melissa: ....yes?
Jo: Nothing changes..
Melissa: What?
Jo: Jonas..he wants to see what Bill does cause guys are stupid like that. Oh, and waitress, I'd like some coffee
Melissa: Why does he care what Bill does?
Jo: He knows what a storm is THINKING...IT'S EVERY THOUGHT...
Melissa: ...
Jo: Seriously, he's a human barometer! HE'S AMAZING!
Melissa: Well he never told me these things. I think he still loves you
Jo: AWKWARD
Dusty: OOOOH THE SKY IS GREEN! AWESOMEEEEE
Bill: Let's go
Dusty: YAY
Melissa: Hey Bill, I got--
Bill: WE GOTTA GO! Follow us in the truck behind Dusty! LET'S GO PEOPLES!
Melissa: *puts lemonade on top of the car, gets in, and forgets about the lemonade*
Waitress: GAAAH I'M NEVER SERVING LEMONADE AGAIN!

TORNADO CHASING, BABY!
Dusty: *turns his music up in his van* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! THE WONDERS OF NATURE, BABY! HEY GUYS! WHOOOOOO!
Melissa's phone: *rings*
Melissa: Hullo? Donald this isn't a good time!
Beltzer: *singing* Oklahomaaaaa, where the wind comes sweeping down the plaaaaains, and the wavin' wheaaaaaat
Dusty: WHOOOOO TORNADO CHASING RULES!!!
Melissa: We've talked about this before, Donald! She didn't marry your penis!
Everyone in the room: *suddenly has their full attention on the movie*
Melissa: She didn't marry only your penis!
Audience: WHOA
Beltzer and Haynes: *singing* OOOOOOKLLLLLAAAAAHOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!
Jo: Ooooo look at the sky! Awesome colors!
Bill: Mammatas! Look how awesome they are!
Jo: So..where did you meet Melinda?
Bill: MELISSA. Can we not fight?
Jo: ...I'm just talking
Bill: I DON'T WANNA FIGHT!
Jo: Is she nice?
Bill: HAHAHAHA
Jo: Apparently not
Bill: I KNOW WHAT YOU MENT
Jo: WTH? This is just civilized talking and you're freaking out!
Bill: *sigh* She's nice..she's a therapist
Jo: Yours?
Bill: HEY!!!!
Jo: I'm not saying you need therapy. Wait..actually I am..
Bill: I NEED THERAPY?????
Jo: Yeah, oh yeah
Bill: WHAT WOULD I NEED A THERAPIST FOR?!
Jo: Well it's not like it's obvious or anything..
Bill: TELL ME
Jo: ...inibility to finish things
Bill: HEY!
Jo: ...commitment
Bill: HEY! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BEING MARRIED MENT!
Jo: Uhh Bill..
Bill: Like stability, good sex..
Jo: BILL! Can I drive??
Bill: NO
Jo: THEN WOULD YOU??
Bill: WHOA *narrowly misses a tractor* SON OF A *****
Jo: Temper temper
Bill: SHUT UP
Haynes: They're really good at this
Jo: Well as long as you're happy
Bill: I AM HAPPY. I'm a happy person..
Jo: Riiiiight
Bill: I'm happy with-with..uh..
Jo: Melinda?
Bill: MELISSA. I KNOW HER NAME UNLIKE YOU
Beltzer: OMG PEOPLE THERE'S A TORNADO
Bill: What?
Beltzer: Are we gonna chase this tornado??
Bill: OMG!

Can we be daring enough?
Jonas: Heeey a tornado..we gotta go right!
Eddie: *sees skid marks where Jo's team turned* Should we turn here?
Jonas: Yes
Jo: Get ready peoples, we're gonna intercept the tornado!
Jo: Biiiill, get further ahead
Bill: STOP BOSSING ME
Jo: CUT ACROSS THE FIELD! DO YOU WANNA KILL US ALL??
Bill: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?!
Jo: Yes!
Bill: Too bad!
Jo: MEN!!! OH DITCH, GET IN THE DITCH!
Bill: TIGHTEN YOUR SEATBELT
Truck: *goes into the ditch*
Bill: *notices tornado coming closer* Uh oh
Tornado: *makes the sound of a moaning camel*
Jo: WE GOTTA GET OUT!
Bill: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PROPOSED THE IDEA!
Tornado: *destroys a barn and pieces of it go flying*
Jo: It's turning!
Bill: Uh oh *tries to get out of the ditch but can't* AHHH I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Truck: *crashes into some random thing in the ditch*
Jo: LET'S GET DOROTHY 1 OUT!
Bill: Can we ever spend a normal day together?
Jo: Help me with Dorothy!
Tornado: *is close*
Bill: Let's go! *both go under the random thing* Find something to hold on to!
Jo: NO DUH! I'm a tornado chaser! You don't think I know that?? *crawls toward the tornado anyway*
Bill: COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!
Jo: But I wanna seeeee iiiit!
Tornado: *goes over the random thing and picks up the truck*
Jo: NOOOOOO NOT MY TRUCK!!
Tornado: *is gone*
Jo: Where's my truck?!
Truck: *drops on the road in front of Melissa*
Melissa: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jo: *smiles* Oh there it is!
Dusty: That was AWESOME!!!!!
Melissa: OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Bill: Melissa!
Melissa: *hugs Bill*
Dusty: You just missed the truck!!! That was AWESOME!
Jo: Aw MAN Dorothy 1 is dead
Dusty: Dude what was it like??
Jo: Windy
Dusty: Oh is that all??
Jo: MOVE IT DUSTY
Dusty: RAR
Joey: Oh look, it's Jonas!
Eddie: *sees the broken car* Should we help them?
Jonas: HECK NO
Dusty: *tries to get into the window of the car* YOU'RE LATE AGAIN MAN! KISS ME! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!
Jonas: GET AWAY FROM ME
Dusty: LOSER!
Jo: So what kinda insurance is on that truck? It's very pretty
Bill: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

More tornadoness
Bill, Melissa, and Jo are in the same car
Dusty: So what are your orders maaaaan?
Jo: GO TO THE BATTLE ZONE!
Melissa: WHAT?? BUT YOU ALMOST YOU YOURSELF KILLED!
Bill: Nah
Jo: LET'S GO CATCH A TORNADO!
Jonas and his team are there too
Jo: There's your pal
Bill and Jonas: *glare at each other*
Bill: *slams on his breaks*
Jo: What, are you scared of him or something?
Bill: The tornado's gonna shift left!
Bill: There was a road back there..
Jo: GO GO GO!
Jonas: Go four miles south, go right, deploy my AWESOME creation and we'll be FAMOUS!
Tornado: *shifts to the left*
Eddie: Uhhh..Jonas..
Jonas: *(&&^%%$$%!!!!!!!
Eddie: Looks like Bill knew it would shift
Jonas: I THOUGHT IT WOULD STAY ON THE SAME PATH!!!!!! *insert heavy cursing here*
Jo: Ooooo rain bands!
Bill: Uh oh
They go over a bridge and a tornado is over the lake
Jo: OMG....we're in the COREEE
Tornado: *spilts*
Bill: We have sisters here! Identical twins!
Melissa: *on the phone* WE JUST GOTTA BREATHE!
Cow: *flies past them*
Melissa: OMG THERE'S A FLYING COW!!!
Person on phone: ...
Cow: *flies past again*
Jo: Oooookkk
There's now three tornadoes
One of the tornadoes: *spins Bill's car around*
Melissa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tornadoes: *go away*
Jo: OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!
Bill: LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
Melissa: *is shaking*
Bill: Oh, oh Melissa *hugs*
Jo: *to the others who have driven up* DID YOU SEE THAT???
Melissa: THIS IS NOT OK
Bill: Sorry
Melissa: I thought it was a metaphor when you said you chased tornadoes!
Bill: A metaphor for what?
Melissa: ...
Jo: I WAS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!!!! IT WAS SO AWESOME!!
Laurence: We should go..there's too many tornadoes! *cough*
Jo: Isn't that a good thing? I mean we ARE tornado chasers
Rabbit: We're close to Wakita
Jo: Don't even think about it
Dusty: RED MEAT RED MEAT
Jo: WE'RE NOT INVADING MY AUNT
Everyone: FOOOOOOOD! FOOOOOOOD!
Jo: THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GOING

Aunt Meg's house
Everyone: *pulls up to Meg's house..there's lots of chimes*
Meg: OMG! It's so good to see you guys!
Later at dinner..
Rabbit: In a lightning storm stick your butt in the air!
Haynes: Yup, it's the safest orifice!
Melissa: *shifts eyes*
Laurence: OMG this is the best food ever..can I live here?
Jo: Make way for the beef!
Rabbit: Where did you get all this beef?!
Meg: Did you see my cows out front?
Rabbit: No...
Meg: Man! That usually works
Dusty: Mmmmm, Meg's gravy is FAMOUS..it should be in its own food group!
Bill: Shower's free!
Jo: MINE
Jonas: *is on TV*
Jo: Oh man this is TRASH
Jonas: I LOVE the thrill of chasing tornadoes
Everyone: NO YOU DON'T
Reporter guy: Can you predict tornadoes?
Jonas: They're veeeery unpredictable, as some of my COLLEAGES found out today *cough* BUT I'll change that with DOT 3!
Bill: RAAAAAAH!!!
Rabbit: BOOOOOO
Jo: He is in love with himself
Everyone: *shudders*
Dusty: HE'LL REGRET THE DAY HE MEETS UP WITH THE EXTREME, BABY!
Melissa: Why is he called "the extreme"? Do I wanna know?
Dusty: CAUSE HE IS
Guy: HE'S OUTTA CONTROL MAAAAAN
Bill: Nothing compared to Jo!
Jo: Here we go again. Call me when you have new stories
Dusty: SO there was this tornado in Dalton..
Bill: Ohhh not again
Dusty: Jo was filming this awesome wonder, when Bill comes up..NAKEDDD
Bill: I WAS NOT
Dusty: NAKED. He walks up to the twister and somehow doesn't get sucked up, throws his bottle into the tornado and yells "HAVE A DRINK!"
Bill: Melissa, these people lie! This was a different Bill..I KILLED HIMMM
Guy: I bet that tornado was an F3!
Bill: F2
Guy: OH BIG DIFFERENCE
Melissa: What now?
Bill: It's a scale to measure how bad tornadoes destroy things!
Beltzer: I wanna see some F4's!
Haynes: THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!
Melissa: What about an F5?
*dead silence*
Melissa: Um..none of you have ever seen an F5?
Bill: Joe has
Jo: *is getting dressed*
Meg: You're beautiful
Jo: Whoa hullo! Privacy here!
Meg: Bill didn't keep his part of the bargain..to spend his life pining for you..and dying miserably
Jo: Are you sure he still isn't pining for me?
Dusty: OMG GUYS WE HAVE A TORNADO SPOTTED, BABY!!
Haynes: I heard it's big!!
Jo: Where's Jonas?
Rabbit: 30 miles from Milston..WE MUST BEAT HIM!
Meg: Thanks for invading my house again!
*mad rush to the cars*
Bill: WE MUST FIND SHORTCUTS AND BEAT JONAS!
Rabbit: There's one about a mile from here! WHO LIKES THE WOODS??
Trucks: *turn onto a bumpy dirt road*
Bill: I don't feel so good..
Jo: Help me get my headphones on, Bill!
Bill: *tries..is very close to Jo*
Jo: *loves it*
Haynes and Beltzer: *while going over big bumps* THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!
Dusty: AHHHHHH PEOPLE WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rabbit: Turn left by this farm!
Bill: You sure?
Rabbit: I AM WIIIIIISE
Jo: Ugh
Bill: This is a FIELD, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Thanks Captain Obvious. KEEP GOING THROUGH THE BRUSH!
Bill: But what's beyond the brush??
Rabbit: What?
Bill: WHAT IS BEYOND THE BRUSH?? A naked lady? TELL ME
Jo: *raises eyebrow*
Rabbit: A naked lady?? Where??
Jo: WHERE IS THE ROAD DANGIT?!
Rabbit: Aaaany moment now
Trucks: *suddenly go onto the road right where Jonas' team is*
Guy: HA HA
Jonas: YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL INSANE!!!
Jo: Oh yeah? WELL YOU ARE SOOO NICE THAT YOU STOPPED WHEN MY TRUCK NEARLY KILLED MELINDA--
Bill: MELISSA!
Jo: YOU'RE SOOOO HIGH AND MIGHTY THAT YOU CAN'T STOP FOR PEOPLE IN NEED HUH?? DIRTBAG, SCUM--
Bill: Ooook *turns radio off* And people say I have a bad temper

Yet more tornadoes!
Bill: We gotta get off this road
Jo: *turns right*
Eddie: Should we follow?
Jonas: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
Joey: YAAAY THERE'S A TORNADO ON THE GROUND!
Jo: I...can't see it
Laurence: It's coming down Route 33!
Bill: OMG WE'RE ON ROUTE 33
Sanders: We can't seeeee iiit..
Rabbit: It's going north, northeast!
Jo: I STILL DON'T SEE IT
Bill: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US AND WE CAN'T SEE IT! This is just great. Beltzer for heaven's sake give us a visual!!
Beltzer: It's a half a mile wide!
Bill: THEN WHY CAN'T WE SEE IT???
Jo: It's invisible!
Bill: *sees rotating clouds* No..it's gonna show it's twisty face riiight over that hill
Jo: LET'S DEPLOY DOROTHY!
Dusty: Now THIS is the fun part!
Melissa: *is shaking*
Bill: *goes on the bed of the truck to set up Dorothy. it starts hailing* OW!
Dusty: WE CAN SEE THE VIEW, BABY!
Beltzer: OH YEAH! THIS IS A WAY AWESOME SPACE STATION!
Everyone: ...
Random things: *go flying past Bill and Jo*
Dusty: OMG OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!!! LOOK THROUGH THE CAMERA MELISSA!
Melissa: OMG NO
Dusty: OH C'MON!
Melissa: YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL INSANE!!!
Jo: Dusty you better be set up!
Melissa: AND SHE'S MORE CRAZY THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED!!
Boat: *flies past Bill and Jo*
Bill: WHOA. You can stop now!!
Jo: Just a liiiiitle closer..
Tricycle: *slams into the car*
Jo: Ok NOW we're close enough!
Tornado: *is close*
Bill: *is trying to get Dorothy out of the truck without much luck*
Jo: OMG BILL HURRY WE CAN DO THIIIIIS!!
Telephone pole: *slams onto the truck and spills Dorothy's censors everywhere*
Jo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tornado: *goes away*
Beltzer: HEY! NO FAIR!
Guy: The cone...IS SILENT
Jo: No..it's building again! BILL HELP ME WITH THE SENSORS!!!
Bill: We gotta go!
Jo: HELP MEEEEE
Bill: We have two other Dorothys! LET'S GO BEFORE THE TORNADO DROPS ON US
Jo: Beltzer is watching!
Bill: HE'LL BE NO USE IF THE TORNADO DROPS RIGHT ON US AND KILLS US
Jo: Noooooo Billll pleaaaaaase
Bill: *drags her into the truck*
Jo: But-but..waaaaaaait..go baaaaack! *gets out of the car and picks up sensors again*
Bill: WILL YOU GIVE UP ALREADY?? WE STILL HAVE TWO OTHER DOROTHYS!
Jo: BUT WE CAN STILL DO IT WITH *THIS* ONE!
Bill: Man talk about obsessed!
Jo: OH YEAH?? WELL YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A TORNADO MISS RANDOM HOUSES AND THEN COME STALKING AFTER YOU!
Melissa: *is listening to them from the radio*
Bill: Things go wrong! And killing yourself is pointless and won't bring your dad back and you'll never see what Dorothy could do! I know you miss him but move on and look at what's in front of you!
Jo: Like what?
Bill: Me!
Melissa: *realizes Bill still loves Jo*

An EVEN BIGGER tornado
The Shining: *is playing at a drive-in movie theater*
Jo: Can I have 8 coffees to go?
Employee: Eight?! Are you planning to stay up for a week or something?!
Jo: *signs divorse papers*
Bill: Two coffees please
Employee: What's with all the coffee lately??
Melissa: *is in her hotel room, sad Bill still loves Jo*
Bill: You know...I think Dorothy's too light to be picked up by tornadoes..
TV in Melissa's room: *static*
Wind: *blows curtains in room*
Melissa: Oh COME ON...I've had enough of being scared for one day!
TV in coffee place/snack bar: *static*
Dusty: GUYS A TORNADO IS COMING!!
Lightning: *flashes and shows the huge tornado*
Bill: IT'S ALREADY HERE! *thinking* How did that happen so fast?? We gotta go to this convienient underground place!
Melissa: BIIIIIILL!!!!
Jo: *stares at tornado*
Bill: JO COME ON!
Jo: *still staring*
Bill: JO!!
Jo: *stares for a bit longer and then tells people to take cover*
Everyone: *gets inside the underground place*
Screen playing The Shining: *gets destroyed in a cool way*
Windows: *shatter*
Hose: *flies around*
Guy: Ooooh..ooh..I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!
Hubcap: *flies through the air and cuts his head*
Melissa: OMGOMG I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE! I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMOREEEEE
Bill: Stay calm!
Car: *rams through the cieling*
Neon sign: *falls on the car*
Melissa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Foreshadowing..
Meg: *is reading and watching TV*
Wind: *blows her chimes around*

Heroism!
Back at the drive-in movie place..
Melissa: Is..is..that what it was like earlier..when Jo and Bill acted like insane lunatics?
Beltzer: Naaaah the tornado just went to the side of us
Jo: Where's the storm headed?
Dusty: To...it's going to..Wakita..it's gonna hit it head on!
Jo: OMG MEG!
Dusty: LET'S GO PEOPLES!
Melissa: I'm going back!
Bill: Good..sleep and I'll see you tomorrow
Melissa: I ment I'm going HOME. I can't deal with this!
Bill: Then I'll see you at home
Melissa: *exasperated* I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
Bill: But-!
Dusty: LET'S GO BILL!
An hour later..
Wakita: *is destroyed*
Jo: *seeing homeless families, screams, devistation, etc* They had no warning! *starts crying*
Meg's house: *is about to fall over*
Jo: AHHHH NOOOOOOO MEGGGGG!!!!
Bill: Be careful or you'll kill us all!
Jo: MEGGGGGG!!!!!
Meg's dog Mose: *whimpers*
Bill: Mose! Lead us to Meg!
Meg: *is trapped under something*
Jo: MEG!!
Bill and Jo: *lift the thing off Meg*
Meg: Oh thank goodness..it was getting hard to breathe
TV: *slides but it held back by a thiiiin cord*
Meg: That's AWESOME
Cord: *snaps and falls to the ground, making the house even more unstable*
Dusty: AHHHH MEGGGG!!!! HOW WILL YOU MAKE AWESOME FOOD FOR ME IF YOU DIEEEEE?!
Bill: Hey get an ambulance over here!
Lawrence: *sees one* Hey over here!
Meg: It's so nice of you guys to come over!
Paramedic: We'll probably keep her overnight
Meg: Oh come on! I'm fine!
Jo: You're GOING
Meg: Then I'll drive myself!
Rabbit: Your car is in a tree
Meg: GAAAAH
Meg's house: *collapses*
Meg: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Camera guy on TV: An even stronger tornado than what hit Wakita is starting to form. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Dusty: Duuuude
Meg: *is in an ambulance*
Jo: *sees the brace on her wrist* Oh Meg!
Meg: Aw I just have a bump on the head and a broken wrist..it's nothing! It doesn't even hurt!
Paramedic: That's cause I gave you MORPHENE
Jo: I should have been there for you..
Meg: YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE HOUSE! Now you better get Dorothy in a tornado cause these five second warnings are just awful
Dusty: Um..Jo..NSSL's predicted an F5
Meg: GO BE A HERO JO!
Jo: *stares at Jo's windsculpture things*
Bill: I thought you were going with Meg!
Jo: OMG I KNOW HOW TO MAKE DOROTHY FLY!
Bill: I thank whoever made those wind things..GUYS, FIND EVERY ALUMINUM CAN YOU CAN FIND!

Let's almost die multiple times!
Some of Jo's crew: *is putting aluminum things they made on Dorothy's censors. apparently there were thousans of cans*
Tornado in the distance: *is an F5*
Bill: Too bad Melissa can't see the tornado she asked about
People in another car: OMG PEOPLE YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! Oh and since we can't outdrive and F5 we're gonna die too. WOE
Music: *is inspiring*
Bill: Half a mile more and then we'll put Dorothy in the middle of the road!
Jo: Unless someone knocks it over
Bill: Uhh..Jo..sane people RUN AWAY from tornadoes..no one will be there, trust me
Bill and Jo: *put Dorothy on the ground*
Bill: Dusty get ready!
Dusty: OH YEAH, BABY!
Jo: *is videotaping*
Tornado wind: *is dragging Dorothy sloooowly*
Jo: OH COME ONNNNNNN..pleaaaaaase
A flying tree: *tips Dorothy over*
Jo: &*^@&%!!!!!
Tornado: *changes direction*
Bill: TIME TO GO
Tree: *gets stuck under the tires*
Bill: OHHH WE'RE GONNA DIE
Jo: HURRY BILL!!
Bill: I'M NOT READY TO DIE YETTT
Jo: *sees something big and shiny* Uhh..Bill..?
Bill: What is that?
Both: *realize it's a huge truck*
Bill: ARGH COME ON GET OFF THIS STUPID TREE!
Jo: Please hurry!
Truck: *nudges Bill's truck off the tree*
Bill and Jo: *look at each other*
Truck: *gets sucked up by the tornado again..Bill's truck doesn't..is that even possible??
Jo: *phew*
Truck: *falls and explodes right in front of them*
Bill: *drives right through it and comes out fine*
Dusty: OMG GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT EXPLOSION??
Bill: No...definitely not...WE ONLY DROVE RIGHT THROUGH IT
Jo: Bill..we only have one Dorothy left
Bill: Oh boy
Jonas' team: *is also chasing the tornado*
Flanders: The base must be a mile wide!
Jonas: It's so beautiful! *loving sigh* Prepare to monitor..WE'LL SOON BE HEROES!
Bill: Uhh Jo? Jonas is here
Jo: Well HE didn't do what we did with the sensors SO THERE. Hey Jonas!
Jonas: Busy!
Jo: Your sensors are too light! GIVE UP NOW
Jonas: Sharing information with me? Yeah I'll consider that..*to colleage* Hah! Too light. She's crazy
Bill: Jonas where are you?
Jonas: Oh my best friend Bill! Northeast..about to pull ahead on the left...why am I telling you this?
Bill: It may shift! It'll come right at you!
Eddie: Can we do what he says? I really don't wanna die right now
Jonas: Did I ASK for your opinion? Shut up and stay on this course
Bill: Jonas, please!
Jonas: *turns of the radio*
Jo: It's shifting
Metal thing: *goes through Jonas' car and kills Eddie*
Jonas: AHHHH BILL I BELIEVE YOU NOW!
Jonas' car: *gets lifted into the air and then falls to the ground and explodes*
Bill: Dang...
Jo and Bill: *are still chasing the F5*
Jo: OMG DEBRIS!
Debris: *are cars, tractors, and road signs*
Bill: As Dusty would say...the wonders of nature!
House: *rolls across the road*
Both: AHHHHHHHHH! *go through the house which is kinda cool*
Bill: Ok we should get off this road
Jo: YOU THINK?!
Bill: Alright! We're going in again! *drives through a cornfield*
Dusty: Bill? Jo? We can't see you!
Bill: *puts truck on cruise control*
Bill: Ready? JUMP FOR YOUR LIFE!
Both: *jump out of the truck*
Jo: Ow..back..shoulder *sees truck* GOOOOOOOO!!
Truck: *gets sucked up by the twister*
Jo and Bill: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Dusty: *sees data on the computer* DOROTHY'S FLYING!!!!!!! OH BABY SHE'S FLYING!
Joey: We're gonna be heroes!
Haynes: Guys! The tornado is shifting!
Dusty: Guys get out of there! *no response* Uh..guys?
Jo and Bill: *see tornado coming towards them*
Bill: RUN!!!!
Bill and Jo: *must be superheroes if they can outrun an F5*
Bill: We must hide in this barn!
Fence boards: *are plucked off by the tornado like they're nothing*
Bill and Jo: *get into the barn*
Sharp slaughtering tools: *are hanging on the ceiling*
Bill: TIME TO GO!
Barn: *flies over their heads as they run*
Bill and Jo: *somehow aren't sucked up and killed by all the flying debris*
Both: *get into a diifferent building*
Bill: I somehow know the pipes in here go down 30 feet! We gotta anchor ourselves with these straps convieniently located in here!
Tornado: *takes the building..Bill and Jo are lifted up..somehow the straps don't break and somehow all their clothes aren't torn off them..both are in the middle of the tornado and somehow aren't killed by lighting either..then the tornado dissipates in five seconds*
Tons of debris: *falls to the ground*
House: *was missed by the tornado*
Jo: WOW. We did it! Dorothy flew! It was the most awesome idea ever Bill!
Bill: *embarassed* Uh well..
Jo: We have so much to do! New warning sytems, a bigger lab, and you gotta anylize the data!
Bill: Nuh uh..I'M running the labs!
Jo: NOT IF I HAVE MY WAY!
Bill: GAH! WOMAN! Do you always have to be difficult??
Haynes: WE HAVE SO MUCH DATA!
Sanders: Oooh look at the sky! It's amazing!
Jo: We have better things to do
Jo and Bill: *kiss each other passionately*
Dusty: THE EXTREME, BABY!

Fin!


Today's Latin: Festum Festorum (Easter..the greatest of the Feasts)

Date: 2007-04-08 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krazykari123.livejournal.com
Wooo for snow.
And YAY you're seeing 300! It's an awesome movie, I liked it a lot. =]

Date: 2007-04-08 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glacier-kitty.livejournal.com
It was...weird lol

Date: 2007-04-08 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opera-lover-44.livejournal.com
lol it's been snowing here for awhile lol I'm sick of it

enjoy 300

Date: 2007-04-09 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxydanish.livejournal.com
Hahahah TOO AWESOME, Heather!

Now I have to borrow this from my parents so I can watch it again. :p

You have a serious creative streak. Yay! -Claps-

:)

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